Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 I got somethin for her to put in her mouth... WAFFLES!
Guest Lord of The Curry Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 I got somethin for her to put in her mouth... WAFFLES! Curse you and your waffles Rudo......curse them! They'll be mine one day, oh yes, they shall be mine.......
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 she could pack 30 pounds in the right places and look more...healthy. I could help her put some pounds in the right places... AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE~!
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 Scrumptious indeed. (wait for it)
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 what the hell is wrong with that waffle? It looks half eaten or something.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 Mmm, Mrs. Hancock. She had some nice waffles.
Guest Showstoppa Icon Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 RRR, after looking at your posts, im gonna stay up untill 6am......and then have some waffles for breakfast. Theyre mmmmmmm delicious
Guest El Satanico Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 Crepes are better than waffles you filthy american pig dogs!
Guest Showstoppa Icon Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 Crepes are better than waffles you filthy american pig dogs! Blasphemy!! *slaps with glove*
Guest El Satanico Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 I accept your dueling challenge! :slaps him with glove: I demand satisfaction!
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 Sorry dudes, but fuck waffles. Pancakes are the way to go down here. With a big side of grits!(Can't wait for the "what the hell are grits thread!")
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 HOLY CREPE~! *waffles El Satanico* YOU'VE JUST BEEN WAFFLED~!
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 Pancake your ass outta here! *waffles Johnson* YOU'VE JUST BEEN WAFFLED~!
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 THE HISTORY OF THE WAFFLE In ancient times, the Greeks cooked very flat cakes between two hot metal plates. This method of cooking continued throughout the Middle Ages by the obloyeurs who made all sorts of oublies that were flat or rolled into horn shapes. 1200s: The oublie became the waffle when a craftsman had the idea of forging some cooking plates reproducing the characteristic pattern of honeycombs that at the time were called gaufres (from the Old French "wafla."). 1620: The Mayflower Pilgrims spent time in Holland before their journey in 1620. It was the Dutch "wafel" that they brought with them that became our waffles. 1735: The word "waffle" first appeared in English print. By the end of the 1700s, waffle parties were a popular form of entertainment. 1789: Thomas Jefferson returned from France with a waffle iron, a long-handled patterned griddle that encloses the batter and gives it its characteristic crispness and shape. 1911: The first known photograph is taken of a prototype General Electric waffle iron. 1955: The first Waffle House opened in Avondale Estates, Ga. (a suburb of Atlanta, Ga.). Today, there are more than 1,300 restaurants in 24 states. 1960: Maurice Vermersch debuted the "Brussel waffle" at the Brussels World’s Fair. The Belgian restaurateur decorated these big, yeasty waffles – his wife’s special recipe – with whipped cream and strawberries. 1964: Business was so good in Brussels that Vermersch decided to head to New York for the 1964 World’s Fair. In New York, he changed the name of his concoction to the "Belgian Waffle." 2001: Waffle House Restaurants, sellers of more than 442 million waffles in its 46-year history, launches National Waffle Week – recognizing the world’s greatest concoction of flour, eggs and cream.
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 *Walks into thread and Pancakes RavishingRickRudo* Pancakes are the shit. Waffles are shit! (I'm waiting for this to be moved to Food!)
Guest fazzle Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 Fuck pancakes, they're too bland. Yay waffles!
Guest Youth N Asia Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 Maybe if you're all good you'll get waffles for Christmas
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 Pancakes are SOOO 1995. This is 2003, get with the times man. Get with the Waffles. Wafflemania is running wild and you're busy gayin it up in the freakin stone age. Now join the Waffle Party and DANCE~!
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 Youth, don't pollute this stacy thread with pics of stacy now, ok? This is about Waffles. Now, if you have Waffle-Related Stacy pics then fine, you can post them. But I see no legitimate reasons as to why you are posting such irrelevant pics such as that.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 LOL! Look at this, ...Pancakes... They look like a big stack of ass. How in god's name can you compare a big stack of ass to delicious, golden, flakey, waffles?
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 LOL! Look at this, ...Pancakes... They look like a big stack of ass. How in god's name can you compare a big stack of ass to delicious, golden, flakey, waffles? That's a cookie jar dude. Now have you ever seen a cookie jar fashioned after waffles? I think not. Pancakes are the HHH of breakfast. All others will be held back. That's why there's an IHOP, but no IHOW!
Guest fazzle Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 Well, I do have to give pancakes some credit, IHOP started the legend that is Butter Pecan. ......Don't ask.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 Still doesn't discount the likeness to a big stack of ass. MAN ASS. A big stack of man ass! You'd like to take a big bite outta that big stack of man ass wouldn't ya? HUH?! WOULDN'T YA?! You'd love to IHOP all over that.
Guest Showstoppa Icon Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 in joe pesci voice: WHAT THE FUCK IS A GRIT?
Guest Showstoppa Icon Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 That's a cookie jar dude. Now have you ever seen a cookie jar fashioned after waffles? I think not. Pancakes are the HHH of breakfast. All others will be held back. That's why there's an IHOP, but no IHOW! Waffles have been stuck in the mid-card in mindless sidedishes for years! Waffles are the worker of the breakfast table, ok. Over the years, backstage politics at Dennys have made a waffles life a living hell. You know, if Pancakes wasnt sleeping with Aunt Jamima, this would never be happening.
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Posted May 2, 2003 Report Posted May 2, 2003 Still doesn't discount the likeness to a big stack of ass. MAN ASS. A big stack of man ass! You'd like to take a big bite outta that big stack of man ass wouldn't ya? HUH?! WOULDN'T YA?! You'd love to IHOP all over that. You have lost your mind. Really do you honestly think that a franchise was built on "MANASS" tasteing pancakes? Pancakes are great. IHOP is a sactuary for the greatest breakfast food ever.
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