Jeff Hardy Is Out Of His Fucking Mind

[Guest graph9]

 

What exactly is normal anyway

Not that!

 

Like I said before..it's no secret..Jeff has been diffrent from day one..& some of you need to get over that.. not everyone is going to act according to the book of defined standard norms of behavior..

 

That the so called "normal"..people like to throw at those who don't act like them..anybody who looks or acts diffrent..from the set norm is ridiculed..simple fact..

[Guest notJames]

This stuff isn't so bizarre. It's high school poetry. Not great, but I've certainly read and heard worse.

 

Since I've had more than a passing exposure to poetry, I'm gonna take a stab at translating what Yuna transcribed for us.

 

Yuna's stuff in bold, my stuff in italics.

 

Beware of Falling Dreams. They can fall just like our bodies.

My best guess here is dreams that don't come true, and I'm *guessing* a reference to death.

This is just a play on "Beware of Falling Rocks". Simple transposed imagery, considering the high-flying wrestling style he employed.

Mine has soared with grace and now it is falling smooth.

A reference to how he'd "soar" with the Swanton. "Falling Smooth"? I have no idea.

The "mine" in question is his career. He's ridden high on success, and now the ending of his wrestling career is coming to a gentle landing, as opposed to others who've crashed and burned.

Whoever would worry over the fact that I’ve been released…DON’T WORRY! It’s not a Bottomless Pit that I have fell in…It’s a wonderful hole of sound, harmony, melody, peace, rhyme & time off…time out from the squared circle…time in for the eternity called music.

My guess is he's not bummed out about being released, not depressed about it like his fans think he is. And, as we all know, he's focusing more on his music.

Yuna's got it right. Nice use of "time out" and "time in".

Beware of Rising Dreams. They can come true just like mine did. The succeeding process was so perfect…it was just like Imagi had told me it would be.

"Falling Dreams" are ones that don't come true or fail, so "Rising Dreams" would be ones that succeed..or are high-reaching dreams that get the "you're not gonna make it" attitude.

Jeff's continuing the "Beware of Falling Rocks" allusion, tying the first and second parts of the piece together. And he's talking about the price of success, whether it's physical toil, mental anguish, etc.

"Succeeding Process", at my guess, is his career and how far it went. "Imagi"? I'm not even going to try and figure that out.

The "Imagi" is just his word for "muse". He had a vision of how his dreams and life would turn out, and "Imagi" is the one that gave him that vision. Like Jim Morrison and the Indian.

So there’s only one way to find out if people dig your sound and that’s to spread it around the world. So here I go…wish me luck…or…wish me the worst

His band will make some songs, and Jeff doesn't care if people cheer him or doubt him.

Agreed.

Whatever you feel like saying towards me or saying about me…SAY IT…Feel it…Know it…But most importantly whatever you feel or say…know to yourself & your soul that it is right…However you do that is your beeswax!

The most sane thing of the entire speech...

I personally would have avoided the word "beeswax".

[Guest graph9]

This stuff isn't so bizarre. It's high school poetry. Not great, but I've certainly read and heard worse.

 

Since I've had more than a passing exposure to poetry, I'm gonna take a stab at translating what Yuna transcribed for us.

 

Yuna's stuff in bold, my stuff in italics.

 

Beware of Falling Dreams. They can fall just like our bodies.

My best guess here is dreams that don't come true, and I'm *guessing* a reference to death.

This is just a play on "Beware of Falling Rocks". Simple transposed imagery, considering the high-flying wrestling style he employed.

Mine has soared with grace and now it is falling smooth.

A reference to how he'd "soar" with the Swanton. "Falling Smooth"? I have no idea.

The "mine" in question is his career. He's ridden high on success, and now the ending of his wrestling career is coming to a gentle landing, as opposed to others who've crashed and burned.

Whoever would worry over the fact that I’ve been released…DON’T WORRY! It’s not a Bottomless Pit that I have fell in…It’s a wonderful hole of sound, harmony, melody, peace, rhyme & time off…time out from the squared circle…time in for the eternity called music.

My guess is he's not bummed out about being released, not depressed about it like his fans think he is. And, as we all know, he's focusing more on his music.

Yuna's got it right. Nice use of "time out" and "time in".

Beware of Rising Dreams. They can come true just like mine did. The succeeding process was so perfect…it was just like Imagi had told me it would be.

"Falling Dreams" are ones that don't come true or fail, so "Rising Dreams" would be ones that succeed..or are high-reaching dreams that get the "you're not gonna make it" attitude.

Jeff's continuing the "Beware of Falling Rocks" allusion, tying the first and second parts of the piece together. And he's talking about the price of success, whether it's physical toil, mental anguish, etc.

"Succeeding Process", at my guess, is his career and how far it went. "Imagi"? I'm not even going to try and figure that out.

The "Imagi" is just his word for "muse". He had a vision of how his dreams and life would turn out, and "Imagi" is the one that gave him that vision. Like Jim Morrison and the Indian.

So there’s only one way to find out if people dig your sound and that’s to spread it around the world. So here I go…wish me luck…or…wish me the worst

His band will make some songs, and Jeff doesn't care if people cheer him or doubt him.

Agreed.

Whatever you feel like saying towards me or saying about me…SAY IT…Feel it…Know it…But most importantly whatever you feel or say…know to yourself & your soul that it is right…However you do that is your beeswax!

The most sane thing of the entire speech...

I personally would have avoided the word "beeswax".

That was a pretty good interpretation..i think if another Jeff statement comes along..you can translate it..Hee..

 

Jeff is just talking like people who immerse themselves in poetry...if you write it and recite it long enough..you start talking poetic also..

 

What i got of it was that he is not sad over leaving wrestling..he is kind of at peace within himself now..Jeff would rather focus more on his music..if you like his music..that's fine..if you don't..that's fine also..

 

 

 

[Guest notJames]

Exactly.

 

Of course, if he winds up on TNA, all of this will be BS -- which, in some people's minds, it already is.

[Guest graph9]

Exactly.

 

Of course, if he winds up on TNA, all of this will be BS -- which, in some people's minds, it already is.

It would wouldn't it..but if the reports are true.. TNA wants to sign him bad..I wouldn't be surprised if Jeff does pop up there..he seems like he is unpredictable..never know what he is gonna do..

 

 

 

Edited May 8, 2003 by graph9

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

That is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever read.

[Guest buffybeast]

This stuff isn't so bizarre. It's high school poetry. Not great, but I've certainly read and heard worse.

 

Since I've had more than a passing exposure to poetry, I'm gonna take a stab at translating what Yuna transcribed for us.

 

Yuna's stuff in bold, my stuff in italics.

 

Beware of Falling Dreams. They can fall just like our bodies.

My best guess here is dreams that don't come true, and I'm *guessing* a reference to death.

This is just a play on "Beware of Falling Rocks". Simple transposed imagery, considering the high-flying wrestling style he employed.

Mine has soared with grace and now it is falling smooth.

A reference to how he'd "soar" with the Swanton. "Falling Smooth"? I have no idea.

The "mine" in question is his career. He's ridden high on success, and now the ending of his wrestling career is coming to a gentle landing, as opposed to others who've crashed and burned.

Whoever would worry over the fact that I’ve been released…DON’T WORRY! It’s not a Bottomless Pit that I have fell in…It’s a wonderful hole of sound, harmony, melody, peace, rhyme & time off…time out from the squared circle…time in for the eternity called music.

My guess is he's not bummed out about being released, not depressed about it like his fans think he is. And, as we all know, he's focusing more on his music.

Yuna's got it right. Nice use of "time out" and "time in".

Beware of Rising Dreams. They can come true just like mine did. The succeeding process was so perfect…it was just like Imagi had told me it would be.

"Falling Dreams" are ones that don't come true or fail, so "Rising Dreams" would be ones that succeed..or are high-reaching dreams that get the "you're not gonna make it" attitude.

Jeff's continuing the "Beware of Falling Rocks" allusion, tying the first and second parts of the piece together. And he's talking about the price of success, whether it's physical toil, mental anguish, etc.

"Succeeding Process", at my guess, is his career and how far it went. "Imagi"? I'm not even going to try and figure that out.

The "Imagi" is just his word for "muse". He had a vision of how his dreams and life would turn out, and "Imagi" is the one that gave him that vision. Like Jim Morrison and the Indian.

So there’s only one way to find out if people dig your sound and that’s to spread it around the world. So here I go…wish me luck…or…wish me the worst

His band will make some songs, and Jeff doesn't care if people cheer him or doubt him.

Agreed.

Whatever you feel like saying towards me or saying about me…SAY IT…Feel it…Know it…But most importantly whatever you feel or say…know to yourself & your soul that it is right…However you do that is your beeswax!

The most sane thing of the entire speech...

I personally would have avoided the word "beeswax".

IF your interpretation is correct, and I think it is, why couldn't Jeff just come out and SAY that instead of using psycho-babble??!!?

[Guest Cerebus]

See if Jeff Hardy had focused this bizzaro rant into hilarious Piperific promos he might have been worth keeping.

[Guest notJames]

IF your interpretation is correct, and I think it is, why couldn't Jeff just come out and SAY that instead of using psycho-babble??!!?

Because that's what creative types do.