Jeff Hardy Is Out Of His Fucking Mind

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

The most sane thing of the entire speech...

[Guest NoCalMike]

ok judging by the quotes from Yuna's post. Thank goodness the account was suspended because reading that whole thing would have been a complete waste of my time. Fuck Jeff Hardy.

[Guest DiabloIIFreak1010]

Can Someone tell me what he said? I can't get to either of the pages anymore.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

The most sane thing of the entire speech...

At least I didn't say his entire speech was sane.....just that one sentence...if you could call it that.

Can Someone tell me what he said? I can't get to either of the pages anymore.

Just read my earlier post for most of his speech. Hmm....my earlier post is the only thing that has his speech, if both the .mp3 and the transcript are suspended. That's as odd as the speech itself.

[Guest BoboBrazil]

The transcript isn't that bad. You have to hear the mp3.

[Guest Aecas]

I think this just answered my thought of how far gone Jeff Hardy is.

[Guest Quik]

Any of you guys see that clip of John Frusciante back when he was strung out on heroin and a Dutch TV station interviewed him? This is eerily similiar.

[Guest mickberna]

Is this like Jeff Hardy's official website? Because if he's using a free Angelfire site, I have lost any respect I ever had for the guy.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Jeff Hardy is going to kill himself in hopes of becoming the Kurt Cobain of Pro-Wrestling.

[Guest razazteca]

So will Jeff Hardy be the opening act for Good Charlotte?

[Guest SP-1]

Dammit. I can't hear it or read the transcript because Angelfire blows donkey balls with bandwidth.

 

But I'll tell you this. Imagi-nation and WARRIORNESS are still a sack of shit compared the THE POWER OF THE MUTHAFUCKIN' POET.

 

 

 

Bitches.

[Guest Dmann2000]

Dammit. I can't hear it or read the transcript because Angelfire blows donkey balls with bandwidth.

 

But I'll tell you this. Imagi-nation and WARRIORNESS are still a sack of shit compared the THE POWER OF THE MUTHAFUCKIN' POET.

 

 

 

Bitches.

No you fool MATTITUDE

 

And it's not Warriorness, it's D-E-S-T-R-U-C-T-I-C-I-T-Y

[Guest notJames]

You mean D-E-S-T-R-U-C-I-T-Y. The War-yah would be most despondent upon discovery of your lack of hyper-spelling proto-acumency.

 

Any of you guys see that clip of John Frusciante back when he was strung out on heroin and a Dutch TV station interviewed him? This is eerily similiar.

 

I can definitely see the similarities. I hope Jeff really isn't on that horse.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Just listened to the file. Well, I must say that was............interesting.....to say the *very* least. Creative, yes, and actually a great, but interesting, listen. More interesting than the entire two hours of Raw, that's for damn sure.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Hey....we got a small preview of his singing voice. I just noticed that on the second listen. And, I must say, he *sounds* quite good.

 

Also, that's the second time he's used the "Yours Truly, Jeff, Ours Truly, This Life..." phrase. The first time was on a Royal Rumble promo on Heat.

[Invictus 0]

That was very strange. He had a hell of a hard time reading some of his own material, as it was full of awkward pauses and sounded disjointed and broken. It reminded me of the Simpson's Treehouse of horror episode that starts with Krusty as a vampire reading the cue cards.

 

"Hey, hey kids! Tonight, I'm going to suck................your blood."

[Guest Nevermortal]

What....the....fuck.....

 

That is the most fucked up thing I've heard in a long time.

[Guest LuisKero]

Thats is seriously weird, what is that all about?

[Guest Anglesault]

God help me, some of that almost made sense to me.

 

But...

 

Who and/or what is Imagi, why is it talking to Jeff, and why do I get a feeling that it's a naked X-Pac that shows up every time Jeff gets stoned?

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

Are you sure that wasn't a clip from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?

[Guest edge-o-matic]

Didn't someone say that Imagi was his house?

[Guest Anglesault]

I did. But Imagi-Nation is his house. Maybe that makes Imagi his driveway. Why that would be talking to him...

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Maybe "Imagi" is short for imagination [ya know...the *real* word?] and it's a creative way of saying his..uh..creativity?

[Guest Ravenbomb]

wait wait WAIT...Quik, when did Sid shit himself in a match against 'Taker?

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

I did. But Imagi-Nation is his house. Maybe that makes Imagi his driveway. Why that would be talking to him...

now just think about for a second why jeff would have an inatimate object talking to him

[Guest Dean and Foam]

That's neither heroin talking nor a suicide note. You guys over dramatise. It's an optimistic signpost to future endeavour. the weird phrases are just parameters put up to counter shyness and/or lack of self confidence. It's the creation of a word system, a feeling of control, even if it seems nonsensical to you. Jeff Hardy is not to become wrestling's Kurdt Cobain. Chill.

[Guest graph9]

Oh Lord..why is everone so surprised by what he says..Jeff was in the WWF/E..for over 3 years..and from day one...he has been kind of strange and diffrent... And so what he didn't make his statement in a so called "normal" fashion..

 

What exactly is normal anyway, For those who call Jeff wacked out..etc..at least you know where people like him are coming from..you know they are diffrent..It's the so called "normal" people.. i worry about..

[Guest Anglesault]

That's neither heroin talking nor a suicide note. You guys over dramatise. It's an optimistic signpost to future endeavour. the weird phrases are just parameters put up to counter shyness and/or lack of self confidence. It's the creation of a word system, a feeling of control, even if it seems nonsensical to you. Jeff Hardy is not to become wrestling's Kurdt Cobain. Chill.

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So, exactly HOW much heroin was he on?

[Guest Anglesault]

What exactly is normal anyway

Not that!

[Guest Mindless_Aggression]

I'm sorry but Jeff Hardy does not have near the workrate as the Warrior does when it comes to rambling. Warrior can seemingly go on for hours and hours, paragraphs and pages full of insanity.

 

Jeff has a long way to go before I can ever say "That Jeff Hardy...he's wacky but he entertains me" as it is, he's still just really boring.