Guest GameCop Report post Posted May 6, 2003 Apparently. Austin ordered Goldberg to jack-hammer Eric Bischoff; however, Goldberg slipped and landed on his wrist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tpww7 Report post Posted May 6, 2003 Maybe he wont be able to squash Christian next week? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2003 :lol: Goldberg did one move and he..... and then he landed...... and soon, it will be the Torn Quad vs. the Crippled Wrist for the World Shitweight Title ? Hilarious ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted May 6, 2003 My heart bleeds. F.G.B. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted May 6, 2003 And your source would be... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted May 6, 2003 karma's a bitch ain't it Goldie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted May 6, 2003 So, I'm assuming that he slipped on some beer seeing as how it had to be over every square inch of the ring? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheArchiteck Report post Posted May 6, 2003 Goldberg was drunk as hell prolly. He was downing the hell out the beers hardly spitting any out. You saw him move slower...and slower....and slower. :lol He was tore up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Polish_Rifle Report post Posted May 6, 2003 Loser Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2003 That...is...fuckin'....hilarious. But, hey, look on the bright side: He can still growl and make faces, thus, he's perfectly fine in the eyes of WWE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted May 6, 2003 Now, for those of you who say I'm too hard on WWE... This is why I don't like excessive amounts of non-wrestling shit on my wrestling program. Without the beer soaked mat, this probably doesn't happen. And since there's no need for a beer soaked mat in the first place... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted May 6, 2003 Well...U make a guy drink about 50 beers in 10 minutes...How could expect him to lift a human up with ease? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted May 6, 2003 I love how GameCop gave a source. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest neodragonsan Report post Posted May 6, 2003 I've seen it on prowrestling.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted May 6, 2003 Neither of the "big three" have said anything about this, but I did see at 1wrestling how almost EVERYONE in the back disliked the Nash/HHH segment, and most thought it bombed. Hmmm... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted May 6, 2003 Thats quite funny, but equally annoying at the same time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2003 Now Vince will ban any move that uses the wrists to perform. Yoshihiro Tajiri and RVD are left with the only offence in the WWE. And still don't get pushed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted May 6, 2003 I'd like a source to confirm this. Once that happens, and only after that, I'm going to laugh my ass off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted May 6, 2003 Now Vince will ban any move that uses the wrists to perform. Yoshihiro Tajiri and RVD are left with the only offence in the WWE. And still don't get pushed. You forgot that Benjamin and HBK both use superkicks, and Nash and Hogan use big boots. Hogan also has the leg drop. HHH has his thrilling knee-based offense. So Nash, HBK, Hogan, and HHH will still get pushed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted May 6, 2003 Goldie can still do the spear, though--he'll be fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2003 True, I forgot that there where Superkicks running around. Gah, I knew there was a way that even with "kick-only" offence allowed that Tajiri and RVD wouldn't get gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted May 6, 2003 what do expect the ring was soaked with beer and Goldberg had been drinking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted May 6, 2003 You don't need your wrist to kick anybody in the head, Goldberg! You'll do fine! Now go fight Christian and Jericho! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagan469 Report post Posted May 6, 2003 Goldberg is such a fuck-up...in more ways than one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2003 You don't need your wrist to kick anybody in the head, Goldberg! You'll do fine! Now go fight Christian and Jericho! Ummm do we remember what happens when Goldie is allowed to kick? Legends get fucked up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evilhomer Report post Posted May 6, 2003 You don't need your wrist to kick anybody in the head, Goldberg! You'll do fine! Now go fight Christian and Jericho! Ummm do we remember what happens when Goldie is allowed to kick? Legends get fucked up. I think that was his point. Suddenly I'm looking forward to his match against HHH, unless of course he won't injure those who are legends in their own mind. Great plan BTW boys, get him piss ass drunk and perform a move on a soaked surface great f'n plan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2003 Hmmm Superkick to HHH. I like it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted May 6, 2003 The funniest part of this thread is the hideous picture of Lita in Polish Rifles' sig. Good god, I dread seeing this being post as I am forced to be subjected to the ugliness of Lita. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zero_Cool Report post Posted May 6, 2003 Although I highly doubt that anything like this happened, picturing a drunken Goldberg try to jackhammer Bischoff is pretty humorous..funny if he tried a spear and wound up getting a stinger in his neck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Showstoppa Icon Report post Posted May 6, 2003 The funniest part of this thread is the hideous picture of Lita in Polish Rifles' sig. Good god, I dread seeing this being post as I am forced to be subjected to the ugliness of Lita. lol, i know...i have to quickly skim down to Andrews last post to look at Gail to get that horrific thing that is Lita out of my head Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
