Guest Lightning Flik Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 Drink a 24 pack if Torrie actually loses cleanly! Never mind, it won't happen. Technically it happened last Smackdown CC. Even though she had no partner (Sable left), she still lost cleanly. *Anytime two wrestlers get togther to set up a match and give the ol' "...but not tonight" routine, take a drink. Should it actually happen that night, chug that damned bottle down.
Guest CanadianChick Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 Drink a 24 pack if Torrie actually loses cleanly! Never mind, it won't happen. Technically it happened last Smackdown CC. Even though she had no partner (Sable left), she still lost cleanly. ::sighs:: Fine ::drinks 24 pack::
Guest Lightning Flik Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 ::sighs:: Fine ::drinks 24 pack:: ::Also drinks a 24 pack ... of Totally Endorsed Pepsi products~!:: Ah, now where was I? *Take a drink anytime that JR needlessly reminds us how important every PPV match is; albeit, for the other brand's match. (Hence drink when JR shills a SD PPV match)
Guest JDMattitudeV1 Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 Take a drink everytime Michael Cole wonders "what the relationship is" between 2 wrestlers. Take a drink for every blown spot during a Nathan Jones match. Take a sip for every splash during a 3MW match.
Guest bob_barron Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 Take a drink everytime heel miscommunication befalls 3MW
Guest CanadianChick Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 Drink everytime RVD and Kane are refered to as an "unlikely duo"
Guest Mole Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 Shut the fuck up mole. What cerberus is doing is a joke and until he starts inane threads comparing Hitler to Vince McMahon- I'll give him the benefit out of the doubt. Poor mole- This fella just doesn't get how much of a dumb useless fuck he is. It's called a joke barron, god damn, you really need to stop putting things in your ass. Besides, what does people thinking that me bragging has to do with Vince/Hitler thread? Your still not over that? Wow, to quote Ferris Bueller: "Pardon my French, but bob barron is so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond"
Guest CanadianChick Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 Drink everytime Stacy calls Test "Andrew".
Guest Cerebus Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 *Drink anytime Teddy Long says "Playah" *Drink anytime a car is damaged in the back.
Guest bob_barron Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 Drink everytime you look at Stacy you think: Damn- eat something. Drink everytime Scott Steiner blows up. Drink everytime Christian chokes someone. Drink yourself to death if Tazz forgets to say: Well...here comes the pain!
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 Drink everytime Christian chokes someone. drink everytime someone performs a move without first either ducking a clothesline, elbowing them in the head, or doubling them over with a kick to the stomach. Seriously, try it.
Guest Lightning Flik Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 Drink anytime Triple H is compared (even in the most inane fashion) to the ... WOOOO ... Nature Boy.
Guest JDMattitudeV1 Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 Take a drink every time HHH takes a shot at smarks and internet fans.
Guest Lightning Flik Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 Have a beer every time Triple H (or his nicknames) are mentioned during a Raw show. Repeat process for Hogan (or Mr. America, or any namesake) on Smackdown.
Guest Cerebus Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 *Drink everytime Matt Hardy says his own name.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 Drink yourself to death if Goldberg wins the world title. That also goes for if Chyna returns.
Mecha Mummy Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 Take a drink every time JR incessantly reminds us that Al Snow is from Lima, Ohio. Finish your beer/Pepsi/whatever if JR DOESN'T mention that Al Snow is from Lima, Ohio. Finish TWO beers if JR mentions that Al Snow is from Lima, Ohio when Snow isn't even on the show.
King Cucaracha Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 *drink everytime JR calls a HHH 'Arn Anderson Spinebuster or 'Harley Race high knee'* *Drink after every WHOO from the crowd.* *Chug after Cole tries to tell us how good the PPV theme song is this month...and you might as well chug again as soon as he says it's 'kicking'(gotta love that hip Colester)* *Drink after every run-in* *Drink 3 for every time Goldberg ends up in...that position...after a Spear* *Drink everytime Jericho uses that really annoying voice...the one he uses when he says Heart...break...Kid* *Chug for the duration of Goldust's fits*
Guest My Eyebrow is on fire Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 Drink a beer everytime WWE writers insult your intelligence. Drink a case everytime Bob Barron says it "wasn't that bad."
Guest Cerebus Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 *Drink everytime Nowinski mentions he is wearing a mask, chug when Stiener hits him in the face for no reason other than he is wearing a mask.
Guest AndrewTS Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 Take a drink everytime Torrie blows a spot. Take a drink everytime it is implied Torrie blew a wrestler. Take 3 drinks if Torrie ever has a segment on TV where she doesn't come off as a gigantic whore. Take a drink everytime Stephanie acts slutty. Take two drinks everytime some one is attempting to hit on Stephanie. Take 3 drinks if Stephanie gets no air time. Take a drink everytime Sable acts like a whore. Take 10 drinks if she is able to convey any sort of emotion besides "are we done? when do I get my paycheck?" Take a drink anytime an announcer uses a stolen or just stupid gimmick name for a wrestler (i.e. for Lesnar: "baddest man on the planet" or for Goldberg: "the creature from the Planet Goldberg!").
Guest Samurai_Goat Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 Continually chug until Albert shows up. So, if he main events, you gotta go two hours. If he doesn't show, chug until he does. No matter how long it takes.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 Chug for the duration of Nash's serious walk-in Shoot yourself if Nash actually runs-in Chug for duration of HHH/anybody brawl
Guest ViciousFish Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 Chug for duration of HHH/anybody brawl That would result in alcohol poisoning and brain death......a better alternative than watching the HHH/Nash brawl
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 Drink everytime Jericho looks like a total bitch 3 drinks if Jericho is made to look like a total bitch by a Clique member By these rules, I think I'd kill my liver before the second hour.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted May 8, 2003 Report Posted May 8, 2003 Drown your sorows when Vince brings back old guy who can't do shit (Hogan, Nash, Piper) Drown your sorrows when Michael Cole over-exagerates, again!
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