If You People Know So Much About Workrate...

[Guest orville]

I find it amusing that people who've never stepped into a ring themselves can look down on just about 75% of the people wrestling in WWE and tell them how much they suck, stink, etc... If you people know so much about how to work a good match, why don't you become wrestlers yourselves? You obviously KNOW what's good and what's bad, so why is it that 99.9% of these people who go online and criticize how the likes of Kevin Nash and LOD wrestle never do it themselves? They obviously think they can do it better than them.

 

Are you scared? Is it because it's easier to lift a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos all the while typing your disdain for Raw than to lift a weight or jog? Is it because you like to left off steam from your own misfortunes? Is it because they are destined in life to be nothing more than nobodies and 9 to 5er's as Kevin Nash would say... 4 LIFE? Is it because 50% of them are fatass pigs who try to sue McDonald's because it made them fat? Is it because it's easier to sit on your large cellulite-ridden ass and make contact with your fat fingers on a keyboard than to actually get into the ring or at least excercise yourself? Well?

 

Also, you people keep talking about old so and so is. Keep in mind that you'll get old too one day.

Kevin Nash will be looking back one day in his rocker saying how sweet it was to be world champion time and time again whereas the smarks here will be saying down the road, "Boy was it great to type up all those reviews of Raw and Smackdown and telling people all over the world how much Big Show sucked!!! Those were the days!!!" Who's shoes would you rather be in?

 

Telling how someone should do their job is in wrestling is like me telling someone at NASA how to do fly a spaceshuttle when I obviously don't how to. I think smarks are just antsy that they'll never be champion in life so they gotta knock others that were to feel better about themselves. Just my opinion of course.

[Guest bob_barron]

Hey there danndog.

 

There's no point in responding to your threads since you never respond after people jump on your ass

[Guest Hogan Made Wrestling]

This guy is sounding more and more like Danndogg by the post.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Yeah, I'm gonna get into wrestling 'cause I want to die in my 40s. Sure sounds like the life for me!

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

I dunno bout you, but I am a champion in life..

 

RavishingRickRudo: Ontario Provincial Game of Life Champion '92, '93, '95, '98, '00, '01, '02

[Guest MaxPower27]

I would, but the closest school is in Tampa, and I barely have enough money to buy the gas to go to work every day.

 

I would kill to be able to wrestle, but sadly, it's not something that I will do in my lifetime. I've refereed, and helped set up an indy ring, but that's probably the closest that I'll get.

 

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Hyatte has "Guys like Hyatte are not columnists. If they have something to offer - post it on a message board.", and we have dandogg.

[Guest orville]

Wrestling doesn't cause many people to die, or at least that early, in actuality, the drugs do. Just lay off drugs.

[Guest Sakura]

I would but I am not a hoss.

[Guest Memphis]

We bitch about workrate because the 'wrestlers' who carry themselves as 'champions', such as Hunter Hearst Helmsley, claim to be professionals at what they do.

 

The WWE apparently has the greatest wrestlers in all of the United States. We, as fans, should not expect ANYTHING less of the highest professional manner and skill on display every week.

 

Do we get that? Fuck no. So we complain.

 

And it's justified.

 

M

[Guest Bannable Offense]

danndogg, I shall take you under my wing and call you Repeat Offender. From there, I shall take flight and promptly drop you into a nearby ravine when I find something better to do.

[Guest Kid Kablam]

So, if a doctor botches an operation, his patient can't complain because he didn't have the guts to do the operation himself?

[Guest T®ITEC]

Wrestling doesn't cause many people to die, or at least that early, in actuality, the drugs do. Just lay off drugs.

True enough. It just seems to me that if you wish to make it to the big time (WWE), you have to push yourself very hard. Then, if you make it, it seems like it's an inevitability... simply because of the schedule and the abuse your body takes.

[Guest orville]

I don't believe I've broken any rules. It's ok to say how horrible WWE is, but when someone strikes back they take their ball and go home?

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Hey...if I was a bit bigger....I'd be a wicked pussy heel manager...

[Guest Memphis]

Hey...if I was a bit bigger....I'd be a wicked pussy heel manager...

Yeah, your a great pussy.

 

M

[Guest Ace309]

Next time you get shorted at the bank, you have no right to complain, because you don't have the guts to work as a bank teller and risk robbery.

 

Next time your prescription gets messed up at the pharmacy, you have no right to complain, because you'll not only be dead, but also not a pharmacist.

 

I could go on, but meh.

[Guest JHawk]

My problem is simply the finances to go to a wrestling school. That and I weigh 120 soaking wet with a brick in my pocket.

 

But if you've got an extra three grand lying around and want to send it to me, fuck yeah I'll wrestle.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Who would want to be a wrestler in todays wrestling world anyways? If anything, the best thing to do would be to become a mixed martial artist... then, even if you failed and ended up homeless, you'd at least be able to kick some hobos ass if he ever tried to take over your box.

[Guest Sakura]

I would be a wrestler if I knew I could be WWE Champ.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

OK, orville, I can stick needles in my ass, get myself a big tall hat, get calf implants, and have my arms in a constant state of flex, and I'd be just like Buff Bagwell!

 

I don't even need to get some wrestling skills - maybe just learn a move or two, to model after your hero.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

U r n idioot.

 

And with the previous sentence, I sounded more intelligent than you.

 

Let me explain it for you in simple terms. Have you ever criticized a movie? GO MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING MOVIE YOU DUMB CUNT! That's essentially what you're saying to us.

 

With the addition to this post + the one about Bagwell, you're the worst poster ever.

[The Dames 0]

Boy, you guys were right. That was Danndogg.

 

Dames

[Guest Kingpk]

I don't believe I've broken any rules. It's ok to say how horrible WWE is, but when someone strikes back they take their ball and go home?

It's not ok when your only arguement is "smarks are bitter because they're fat, lazy and are jealous that they aren't in the wrestler's position."

 

I don't get it when people get banned, come back under another name, and proceed to act the SAME EXACT WAY that got them banned in the first place. What, do they think mods are idiots?

[Guest Memphis]

It's gone.

 

Yay.

 

M

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

But this is the ultimate paradox.

 

If I wanted to wrestle and bring the workrate...I would never find work in the product that needs it most.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

But this is the ultimate paradox.

 

If I wanted to wrestle and bring the workrate...I would never find work in the product that needs it most.

Whoa...

 

One last thing, about the whole smarks and McDonalds and fat, etc. etc. etc....

 

*Looks down at torso*

 

He was a little off.

[Mecha Mummy 0]

I'm actually planning to be a manager a a side-job, but to do that I'd have to move out of Washington because there are NO good schools here. So maybe I'll spend some time in Canada or somethng...

[Guest JHawk]

I don't get it when people get banned, come back under another name, and proceed to act the SAME EXACT WAY that got them banned in the first place. What, do they think mods are idiots?

 

Probably. Luckily for us the mods aren't idiots.

[Guest Luke Cage]

Some of the criticism around here gets pretty harsh/personal.

However, not being able to lay eggs doesn't mean you can't tell a rotten one when you smell it.