Guest cynicalprofit Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 http://smackdown.wwe.com/mramerica/index.html Vince, what happened to NOT insulting our intellegence?
Guest Youth N Asia Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 The gimmick would have only been funny had he come out in his mask and acted like someone new...like the Blue Blazer did. The Blazer denied that he was Owen Hart and took on a whole new gimmick, sure you knew it was him, but he wasn't telling you it was him nonstop. The whole thing about dropping the old catchphrases every couple of seconds made him more annoying. We get it, it's you Hogan, you're taking the fun out of it.
ChrisMWaters Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 ...OK...that's just taking it a step too far.
Guest TonyJaymzV1 Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 okay one of the dumbass's on the site says its Mark Henry. I know their going for funny but come on...
Guest cynicalprofit Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 Man, I am so glad the WWE people arent involved with catching criminals or else 9-11 would never be solved. Hell they probably would have said Sadam was responsible.....oh wait.
Rob E Dangerously Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 "Al Wilson Did you really think he was dead? What proof did we get? Oh, Torrie and Dawn Marie got into a brawl at his funeral on national television, you say? Tipped his lifeless body out of the coffin, you say? Bah. Mere circumstantial evidence at best. You heard it here first, folks—Al Wilson lives. Much like Elvis and Andy Kaufman, the ingenious Wilson merely staged his demise to avoid the glare of the spotlight that international notoriety was placing on him. Perhaps he had a change of heart, and longed for that limelight again?" I think they found who it is!
Guest buffybeast Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 "As you can see in the photos above, it is not Hulk Hogan" LMAO
Guest Nevermortal Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 Bah. You people nitpick way too much. Its obviously a joke, and its all in good fun. Lighten up.
Rob E Dangerously Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 Mark Henry 0.95 % Bastion Booger 2.90 % Mr. Fuji 0.78 % Doink 1.84 % President Bush 5.70 % Lex Luger 6.37 % Bret Hart 17.00 % Michael Jackson 12.24 % ALF 16.61 % Hulk Hogan 35.57 % Total Votes: 1788 ----- Mr. America is Bret Hart!
Guest Youth N Asia Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 if they're going for comedy then why can't WWE do GOOD comedy
Guest Bannable Offense Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 "As you can see in the photos above, it is not Hulk Hogan" LMAO I actually got a nice little chuckle out of the picture comparisons. "In the above photos, Hulk Hogan and Mr. America display their love for looking to their right. While they look the same doing it, if you look carefully, you can see that Mr. America has much more hair than Hulk Hogan. That being said, Mr. America is clearly not Hulk Hogan."
Guest Nevermortal Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 If you can't laugh at that.....you don't have a soul.
Guest fazzle Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 Hogan likes to smile while he rips. Mr. America prefers to make kissy faces. Gold.
Guest DerangedHermit Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 (edited) This is hilarious........ Brian Solomon: The question on everyone's mind: who is Mr. America? --------snippety-doo-dah---snippety-dayyy------- Al Wilson Did you really think he was dead? What proof did we get? Oh, Torrie and Dawn Marie got into a brawl at his funeral on national television, you say? Tipped his lifeless body out of the coffin, you say? Bah. Mere circumstantial evidence at best. You heard it here first, folks—Al Wilson lives. Much like Elvis and Andy Kaufman, the ingenious Wilson merely staged his demise to avoid the glare of the spotlight that international notoriety was placing on him. Perhaps he had a change of heart, and longed for that limelight again? You heard it from him! Besides, inside sources say Stephanie McMahon saw Mr. America's bald eagle and it was real, it was spectacular and it was LONG. That is clearly Al Wilson in all his glory. Seriously, this is supposed to be a joke. Like all the people that take this WAY TOO SERIOUSLY. It went way too far over your heads. Edited May 15, 2003 by DerangedHermit
Guest Downhome Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 I love this logic, it makes perfect sense... While Hulk Hogan and Mr. America both pose in similar fashions. You can clearly notice that they are completely different people by the background of each image. Hogan likes to pose on a black background, while Mr. America prefers the white background. That being said, Mr. America is clearly not Hulk Hogan. ...wow.
Rob E Dangerously Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 I say that Mr. America emulates Hulk Hogan in order to annoy Vince
Guest Youth N Asia Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 More proof that Mr. America is ALF I think I'd rather see that guy work a match then Hogan
Guest Kingpk Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 At first I thought this whole thing was stupid, but now....ok I still think it's stupid but at least it's pretty funny and a little entertaining, something you can't say much regarding WWE these days. Oh yeah: It's either Mr. Fuji, or Mr. America on a cold morning.
Guest Lightning Flik Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 I don't know what's worse. The WWE being this brutal, or the fact that I'm now beginning to wish a WCW death to WWE.
Guest Downhome Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 I say that Mr. America emulates Hulk Hogan in order to annoy Vince OMG, I didn't think of that. Now, to take that ONE step further... ...who emulates Hulk Hogan like none other? Yes!!!!!!!!! Mr. America is Dave "Evad" Sullivan!
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 I want it to be Sunny...and I totally want a Mini America and his other clones..... Damerica, Samerica, and Emerica (the skateboarding Mini America)
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 Some people really need to lighten up.
Guest Kingpk Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 The premise isn't retarded: Everyone and their mother knows he's Hogan, even Vince, but Stephanie, the only person that can DO anything about it, needs proof before she can fire him. If they can write funny bits to build on this is the question.
Guest Vern Gagne Posted May 15, 2003 Report Posted May 15, 2003 This would be funny if it wasn't the main storyline for Smackdown.
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