Steph Wants more TV time

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

Stephanie Pushing For Larger Role On TV

Posted By Widro on 05.15.03

 

Wants to work an angle on TV with Sable

 

Stephanie McMahon has been pushing for a larger role on the TV broadcasts of Smackdown.

 

In recent months, she has been the authority figure as the General Manager, but hasn't been that involved in too many storylines.

 

She would like to work an angle with Sable once the Sable/Torrie Wilson program runs its course. No word on whether Vince McMahon has approved such a program.

 

credit: Wrestling Observer Newsletter

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

::Throws remote through TV::

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

*Shoots TV*

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Cause Sable's just so damn entertaining as it is, with Steph it would be twice as good. [/sarcasm]

 

And does any care about the Sable/Torrie bikin match? Most of us have already seen their goodies already.

[LooseCannon25 0]

These Mcmahons just don't get it do they? They never will.........Instead of being so fuckin egotistical and putting themselves all over the tv screen they need to focus on establishing their talent and giving them more TV time.

 

Vince can't be off of TV for a year at a time, and Stephanie seems to be just like her daddy. The day of the McMahon wars have been played out since 2000 and i'm begging them to come up with some new shit.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

When in doubt, put a McMahon on tv...I guess since it worked in 98-99 it has to work every time.

[Guest Frankie Williams]

Stephanie Pushing For Larger Role On TV

Hasnt she already accomplished that with all the pounds shes packed on recently?

[Guest MD2020]

Stephanie Pushing For Larger Role On TV

Hasnt she already accomplished that with all the pounds shes packed on recently?

*rimshot*

[Guest Y2DAYDAY]

Actually, Vince, Shane, and Steph are all proven ratings draws with Steph being the biggest, then Vince, then Shane. I was watching the HHH DVD where he said Steph was so over that the internet smarts hated her and that she was that good at her job. Her match with Jericho and HHH drew a HUGE rating.

 

Guess he was right because since her character turned babyface, the Steph hate has died. A character so good that draws and everyone hates, that is what Stephanie McMahon brought to the table.

 

She is unproven as a babyface draw though, which she would be against Sable

[Guest Boomer Sprinklespax]

Woohoo, lesbian Stephanie!

[Guest Lightning Flik]

So basically Steph wants to have a war with Sable akin to what Steph/Trish feud way back when?

 

UGH~!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

::clears throat::

 

FUCK STEPH

[ChrisMWaters 0]

::clears throat::

 

FUCK STEPH

She's all yours...if you can beat HHH to it that night.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

::clears throat::

 

FUCK STEPH

She's all yours...if you can beat HHH to it that night.

More like "that time".

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I am just waiting for when one of the writers gets ahold of EWR and starts to have Buck Naked matches...

 

Gerwitz stares at EWR screen: Scott Keith hates me?!

[Guest My Eyebrow is on fire]

I think Stephanie is actually a pretty good valet. She needs to keep her segments shorter and more to the point but she's not as horrible an actress as, say, Torrie.

 

In real life acting, she's shit. In terms of wrestling - she's millions of times better than shit like Test or Kendrick. And anytime those tits are on TV jiggling and swaying back and forth with an beckoning, clearly visible erect nipple my dick expands.

[Guest D'Lo White]

So basically Steph wants to have a war with Sable akin to what Steph/Trish feud way back when?

 

UGH~!

I actually thought the Trish/Steph feud was one of the best women's feuds the WWE has ever had.

 

Maybe this is Vince's revenge, he'll have Steph humilate Sable in the feud and then fire her. This could be a good thing.

[LooseCannon25 0]

I think Stephanie is actually a pretty good valet. She needs to keep her segments shorter and more to the point but she's not as horrible an actress as, say, Torrie.

 

In real life acting, she's shit. In terms of wrestling - she's millions of times better than shit like Test or Kendrick. And anytime those tits are on TV jiggling and swaying back and forth with an beckoning, clearly visible erect nipple my dick expands.

I didn't need to know about the expanding part. And the problem is she's not a valet....she's the power authority, the boss on the show.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

So basically Steph wants to have a war with Sable akin to what Steph/Trish feud way back when?

 

UGH~!

I actually thought the Trish/Steph feud was one of the best women's feuds the WWE has ever had.

 

Maybe this is Vince's revenge, he'll have Steph humilate Sable in the feud and then fire her. This could be a good thing.

Since Vince likes digging up old shit, he should dig up the Quake/Hogan feud where Stephaine sits an Sable on Piper's Pit, and doesen't appear on TV for many months. Then after that she could sit on the Natural Disasters Version 2.0 and they would be taken off TV for many months.

[Guest Coffey]

I don't know about this. If it was Steph from earlier in her career...when she was really hot, I would be for it. Now though...I dunno. I'm not a fan of Sable. At all.

[Guest NoCalMike]

Just another reason why Smackdown is becoming just as horrid as Raw.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

WOOHOO!!!!

[Guest netslob]

Since Vince likes digging up old shit, he should dig up the Quake/Hogan feud where Stephaine sits an Sable on Piper's Pit, and doesen't appear on TV for many months. Then after that she could sit on the Natural Disasters Version 2.0 and they would be taken off TV for many months.

 

now THAT'S a signign i can get behind...bring back JOHN TENTA!!!

let's start a petition!

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Since Vince likes digging up old shit, he should dig up the Quake/Hogan feud where Stephaine sits an Sable on Piper's Pit, and doesen't appear on TV for many months. Then after that she could sit on the Natural Disasters Version 2.0 and they would be taken off TV for many months.

 

now THAT'S a signign i can get behind...bring back JOHN TENTA!!!

let's start a petition!

I only want Earthquake, or the Shark, my first thread here was a John Tenta related thread.

[Mecha Mummy 0]

In terms of wrestling - she's millions of times better than shit like Test or Kendrick.

Either my sarcasm detector is off or you're completely nuts.

[Bored 0]

Woo hoo co-main event at SummerSlam HHH/Goldberg and Steph/Sable.

[Guest Trivia247]

in reality the Smackdown side has no legit women wrestlers anyway...the closest one to be considered legit would have to be sable, and thats kinda sad aint it. Steph mixed in ther isn't gonna hurt a already shitty league.

 

maybe she can pull out a No Way out 2001 match out of her ass like she did with Trish, that was actually a decent match for two not very trained women wrestlers in their day.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

She probably sees that the Sable segments are getting good ratings and wants to step in and get credited for it.

[Guest My Eyebrow is on fire]

In terms of wrestling - she's millions of times better than shit like Test or Kendrick.

Either my sarcasm detector is off or you're completely nuts.

Stephanie Mcmahon is a cheesy overactor like her father with horrible range. Spanky can barely memorize his fucking LINES, looks lost and can barely speak loud enough for the mic to pick him up. She's by no means The Rock - but in limited doses, she's good by wrestling's standards.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

For someone who has total control of her character, Steph doesn't have a fucking clue as how to portray it. Seriously, the fact that she is director of creative but can't even keep her own character traits straight and constant speaks A LOT on where the WWE's focus is.

 

Shit, I'd rather them hire Bea Arthur as Vince's mother who takes control of Smackdown than have Steph...

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Michael Cole: And we are back from the break and before we went to commercial we just had Vince McMahon fire his own daughter Stephanie and declared that Smackdown will now be run by a Spider Monkey named Elmer.

 

Tazz: Oh this is totally whack Cole, I can't believe my new boss plays around with it's own feces.

 

Cole: No no no, Steph is *gone*, we have a new boss.

 

Tazz: My Bad.

 

Cole: Mr. McMahon is still in the ring for some unknown reason, what does this all mean?

 

Tazz: I dunno Michael Cole, but he looks like he is going to say somethin.

 

Vince: Yes, that's right. The new GM of Smackdown is Elmer the Spider Monkey. You see, that's what I, Vince McMahon, can do. Within this universe I am the supreme ruler. NO ONE controls me. I am the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end, I am the Supremebeing and no one can say different.

 

*"Thank you for being a friend* plays on the loud speaker"*

 

*An old woman enters*

 

 

Vince: Oh My God.

 

Cole: OH MY GOD!

 

Tazz: OH MY GOD IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?!

 

Cole; That's Vince McMahons mother, Gurtrude McMahon!

 

Tazz: Oh brutha, things are heatin up now!

 

Cole: Mr. McMahons own mother has stepped into the ring and Vince looks as if he'd seen a ghost!

 

Tazz: That man definitely looks scared.

 

Vince: Mother, Mother, Mother... What are you doing here mother? I thought, I thought...

 

Bea: You thought that I was what?

 

Vince: I thought that you were...

 

Bea: Up resting in that nursing home in Oregon? Looking at the leaves fall and bloom while eating strained peas and sipping prune juice?

 

Vince: Yeah.

 

Bea: No Vince, you see 20 years ago you tried to put me there so my controlling interest in your fathers old promotion would be ignored and void - and it worked for a while...

 

Tazz: Oh man this is intense!

 

Vince: Mother, what I did was for your..

 

Bea: Best interest? Sure you did sweetie, just like what you do to my grandchildren is in their best interest? Just like what you did to you wife was in her best interest? Just like what you do to this company is in its best interest? Yes Vinnie, I've been watching...Oh Vinnie, don't act so surprised now.

 

Vince: I'm not surprised, nothing surprises me...

 

Bea: Don't lie to your mother Vinnie, you know how much I don't like lies.

 

Vince: Mother, what are you doing here?

 

Bea: I don't like lies at all... They bother me. And you seem to lie a lot now, don't you Vinnie?

 

Vince: Dammit mother, what are you doing...

 

Bea: And the mouth on you! Don't you speak to your mother like that. I gave birth to you, I raised you, I taught you everything you know - and it looks like I didn't teach you enough Vinnie.

 

Vince: I've done damn well for myself. I created the only wrestling company left in existence, I destroyed WCW, I..

 

Bea: Put a Spider Monkey in charge of one of your TV shows? Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie... When your wife called me up to tell me about that I had to come down here to set you straight.

 

Vince: Linda?

 

Bea: Oh yes, we've been in touch this whole time. And now that I am finally here in the WWE, I think it's time to make some changes.

 

Vince: Changes? Mother, you can't do that!

 

Bea: Says who?

 

Vince: Says, SAYS ME! I'm Vince McMahon dammit! I don't take any shit from

 

*Bea slaps Vince*

 

Bea: I TOLD YOU TO WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOUNG MAN! NOW, I'm GURTRUDE MCMAHON AND I AM YOUR MOTHER AND YOU MAY BE THE SUPREMEBEING HERE BUT I AM YOUR MOTHER AND I GAVE YOU LIFE SO THINGS ARE GOING TO CHANGE OR I'LL BEAT THAT LIFE RIGHT OUT OF YOU!

 

Vince: Yes Ma'am.

 

Bea: That's better.

 

Cole: Oh my goodness, Mrs. McMahon, Vince's mother, is in the WWE, what does this all mean?

 

Tazz: I dunno Cole but if she strikes fear in Vinces heart she must be one tough lady!