SmarkDown Predictions

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Singles Match

Nathanial Kibigami v. Judge William Hearford

 

I don't think I recall a match Judge has cleanly lost since Flesher... combined with a Kibs noshow... Judge

 

Tag Team Match

Dace Night & "Deathwish" Danny Williams v. Wild & Dangerous

 

I wish I got to show in both of my match with the Unholy Trinity members... I think they get the W.

 

U. S. Title Match

Micheal Craven © v. Sean Atlas

Craven continues his new streak

 

Singles Match (The Fall of the Turner Empire)

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. The Boston Strangler

If TBS decides to write... he should take it. Unless TNT, and I know I am repeating myself here... wakes up.

 

ICTV Number One Contenders Triple Threat Match

Mike Van Siclen v. Beezel v. Ejiro Fasaki

With the win over TNT, I think Beezel has the most momentum to go after Williams.

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Jay Dawg v. "Superior One" Tom Flesher

This oughtta be fun, I am coming in strong with a solid match there Flesh... you best bow down and quiver, no need to fight after all.

 

Main Event

First Blood Match

Neilsen of the Jungle v. Longdogger Pete

Sorry Pete. You're fucked.

[Guest Powerplay]

Singles Match

Nathanial Kibigami v. Judge William Hearford

- My first match in the SWF was against Kibs, and we BOTH nearly no-showed. I'm sure this time around it will be a little more than just a "Quick Roll-up" for a finish . That said, no prediction.

 

Tag Team Match

Dace Night & "Deathwish" Danny Williams v. Wild & Dangerous

- Oy veh. Dace and Danny = 0wnage, but they really don't have a place beating an established tag team like W&D. Booking-wise, that is. It'll be close, but... I think D&D may take it, though if W&D bring the goods they got it.

 

U. S. Title Match

Micheal Craven © v. Sean Atlas

- Atlas = The Tom Flesher of the next generation. This is only the first step in what I'm thinking will be a future hall of famer. FEAR THE SAINT'S DEMISE~!

 

Singles Match (The Fall of the Turner Empire)

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. The Boston Strangler

- I've always liked watching the Superstation more. I think TBS needs the victory and will take it, but TNT can easily get this as well.

 

ICTV Number One Contenders Triple Threat Match

Mike Van Siclen v. Beezel v. Ejiro Fasaki

- One Tag Champion to Rule them all, boys. Ejiro to get a third bout with Danny D here.

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Jay Dawg v. "Superior One" Tom Flesher

- Oy veh. If JD gets time, this will be close. But Tom ain't the World Champ for nothing. Tom for the victory, but JD is definitely a contender to deseat the champ here.

 

Main Event

First Blood Match

Neilsen of the Jungle v. Longdogger Pete

Oy. I pray for Pete here. This is NOT the type of match to take away ring-rust with. Neilsen to take it, but I hold a faint hope for Petey here.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Singles Match

Nathanial Kibigami v. Judge William Hearford

-Silent is making his thirtieth comeback and if he doesn't no-show I look for him to be a tad rusty. Add in Judge being one of the most solid day to day writers we have and I like Hearford here easy.

WINNER: JUDGE HEARFORD

 

Tag Team Match

Dace Night & "Deathwish" Danny Williams v. Wild & Dangerous

-This seems like a step down for Danny after the title match, but it helps to set up his new stable more and he might have computer problems preventing him from showing so Dace can handle the bulk of the work. I know Judge and Ejiro want to work a feud with W&D, but the winner here would certainly be in line for a title shot and that going to Dace and Danny would help them much more at this time with the new trinity just getting off the ground. I see W&D having the better chemistry, but I think D&D can work the better match in adhering to the tag formula but breaking out of it ever so slightly.

WINNER: DACE AND WILLIAMS

 

U. S. Title Match

Micheal Craven © v. Sean Atlas

-I like Atlas way more than I like Craven. Nothing personal just...personal preference, yeah, whatever.

WINNER: SEAN ATLAS

 

Singles Match (The Fall of the Turner Empire)

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. The Boston Strangler

-I call a last minute, rushed, half assed match by someone. And that favors TNT, beause he seems to excel with those. Still, I like TBS as he is showing some signs of life.

WINNER: TBS

 

ICTV Number One Contenders Triple Threat Match

Mike Van Siclen v. Beezel v. Ejiro Fasaki

-Logical booking would be Ejiro. Beezel is very strong and I like him alot. MVS doesn't seem like he's quite at this level yet, but as Grand Slam has said and I love the quote, "sometimes you have to throw the dog in there and see if he'll hunt." I give Beezel the slight edge as Ejiro rules in tag teams, but has yet to find a good singles groove

WINNER: BEEZEL

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Jay Dawg v. "Superior One" Tom Flesher

-I'm surprised that this is non-title as I like the idea of Flesher defending the belt on every show, if that's the way you're going to go with it. Flesher is on way too much of a roll and I think JD might go for overkill on too many crazy spots in wanting the win.

WINNER: TOM FLESHER

 

Main Event

First Blood Match

Neilsen of the Jungle v. Longdogger Pete

-Neilsen no-showed against TBS I believe and he's been in way too many big, hard matches recently. LDP might be rusty, but he's got heart and drive and not much to lose here. I look to be working with Pete coming up, so I want to show him support here in what might be a great match between two old vets.

WINNER: LDP

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Singles Match

Nathanial Kibigami v. Judge William Hearford

- Hearford for the win, if only due to ring rust.

 

Tag Team Match

Dace Night & "Deathwish" Danny Williams v. Wild & Dangerous

- Gotta go with Unholy 2/3.

 

U. S. Title Match

Micheal Craven © v. Sean Atlas

- Gotta back Atlas. He's my Pillman.

 

Singles Match (The Fall of the Turner Empire)

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. The Boston Strangler

- TNN runs in and makes the save, in the form of Spike (HA!) Jenkins. Or TBS takes it.

 

ICTV Number One Contenders Triple Threat Match

Mike Van Siclen v. Beezel v. Ejiro Fasaki

- Gotta back Ejiro to put a stop to this Catch-22 nonsense already.

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Jay Dawg v. "Superior One" Tom Flesher

- Ooooooooooooh boy.

 

Main Event

First Blood Match

Neilsen of the Jungle v. Longdogger Pete

- Who will the winner be? Anyone but J. DEFINITELY Not J.

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Main Event

First Blood Match

Neilsen of the Jungle v. Longdogger Pete

- Who will the winner be? Anyone but J. DEFINITELY Not J.

 

Flesher = God.

[Guest Kibagami]

Short predictions of doom.

 

Singles Match

Nathaniel Kibagami v. Judge William Hearford

 

I just finished writing my intros, so you can all get down on your knees and suck my dick, because I'm writing. Suck it.

 

Tag Team Match

Dace Night & "Deathwish" Danny Williams v. Wild & Dangerous

 

W & D need the win, but I think the Trinity has the talent to beat them here.

 

U. S. Title Match

Micheal Craven © v. Sean Atlas

 

Atlas wins because he doesn't have a baby with a silly name.

 

Singles Match (The Fall of the Turner Empire)

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. The Boston Strangler

 

Ring rust versus lack of confidence...push.

 

ICTV Number One Contenders Triple Threat Match

Mike Van Siclen v. Beezel v. Ejiro Fasaki

 

Beezel wins because. Why? Because.

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Jay Dawg v. "Superior One" Tom Flesher

 

Flesher, as per his contract.

 

Main Event

First Blood Match

Neilsen of the Jungle v. Longdogger Pete

 

This seems unfair. Unfair enough that I say Pete wins, somehow.

 

K.

[Secret Agent 0]

Nice template there, JD

 

Singles Match

Nathanial Kibigami v. Judge William Hearford

 

Let's say Silent, just to give him a decent first match back. This is my "lock" of the night.

 

 

Tag Team Match

Dace Night & "Deathwish" Danny Williams v. Wild & Dangerous

 

Again, everyone roots for the other guys. Are we just that bad, I mean come on? Sure Danny's on a hot streak, but they are unproven as a tag team.

 

U. S. Title Match

Micheal Craven © v. Sean Atlas

 

Atlas

 

Singles Match (The Fall of the Turner Empire)

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. The Boston Strangler

 

Im hoping for a good match here regardless of who wins.

 

ICTV Number One Contenders Triple Threat Match

Mike Van Siclen v. Beezel v. Ejiro Fasaki

 

I think Beezel has had the most singles success out of these three so I'm going to go with him to get the duke here.

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Jay Dawg v. "Superior One" Tom Flesher

 

Flesher, hands down.

 

Main Event

First Blood Match

Neilsen of the Jungle v. Longdogger Pete

 

I have no idea really, but for the benefit of the doubt I'm going with Not J

[Guest emerald_fusion]

Singles Match

Nathanial Kibigami v. Judge William Hearford

-> Judge

 

Tag Team Match

Dace Night & "Deathwish" Danny Williams v. Wild & Dangerous

-> Dace & Danny

 

U. S. Title Match

Micheal Craven © v. Sean Atlas

-> Atlas

 

Singles Match (The Fall of the Turner Empire)

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. The Boston Strangler

-> TBS

 

ICTV Number One Contenders Triple Threat Match

Mike Van Siclen v. Beezel v. Ejiro Fasaki

-> Beezel

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Jay Dawg v. "Superior One" Tom Flesher

-> Jay Dawg

 

Main Event

First Blood Match

Neilsen of the Jungle v. Longdogger Pete

-> Neilsen

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

Singles Match

Nathanial Kibigami v. Judge William Hearford

Kib, it's his return after all, I think.

 

Tag Team Match

Dace Night & "Deathwish" Danny Williams v. Wild & Dangerous

Me and Dace are an established tag team, dammit! We have eight years of experience in the B.S.W.F.

 

 

U. S. Title Match

Micheal Craven © v. Sean Atlas

Atlas can do it.

 

Singles Match (The Fall of the Turner Empire)

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. The Boston Strangler

TNT will lose because he doesn't use the Burning Lariat as a regular finisher, that and he's no showing.

 

ICTV Number One Contenders Triple Threat Match

Mike Van Siclen v. Beezel v. Ejiro Fasaki

-bring it on, bitches.

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Jay Dawg v. "Superior One" Tom Flesher

-J.D. with the upset.

 

Main Event

First Blood Match

Neilsen of the Jungle v. Longdogger Pete

First blood matches have to be one of the worst gimmick matches of all time, right up there with viagra on a poll. So, Neilsen I guess.

[Guest Grand Slam]

So Danny, is there a stip match I've ever booked that you liked?

[Guest Beezel]

ICTV Number One Contenders Triple Threat Match

Mike Van Siclen v. Beezel v. Ejiro Fasaki

-bring it on, bitches.

It will be brought, Friend Williams, it will be brought.