Guest Redhawk Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 1. In the skybox/office/back room with Vince during the show, watching his real reaction to what's going on. 2. In the pre-show booking meeting, to see who comes up with these ideas and who thinks they're good. 3. At the announce table with JR and Lawler, listening to their off-camera comments. ("They're being real quiet, JR." "Let's just say they're in stunned silence.") 4. At the announce table with Cole and Tazz, listening to their off-camera comments. ("Hey Tazz, Brian Kendrick bought me a drink last night. What's that all about? I think he likes me." "Yeah, you need to pop those hips.") 5. Following the backstage interviewers around; Terri, Josh Matthews, Coach, etc. 6. At the Heat announce table with Coach and...who the hell co-hosts Heat now? Lita? 7. In Stephanie's "office," getting her off-camera reaction and watching her prepare for her skits. 8. In Eric Bischoff and Steve Austin's "office," doing the same. 9. In the production truck with Kevin Dunn. 10. Hanging out with the road agent-types; Dean Malenko, Fit Finlay, Johnny Ace, Ron Simmons, etc.
Guest Choken One Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 #11... iN THE Ring during Nash/HHH...with a timely misplaced step to Nash's quad.
Guest AndrewTS Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 12. Selling beverages to the crowd. Seriously, though--Austin and Bisch.
Guest Redhawk Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 I think I'd most want to be in the same room as Vince. I mean, does he really think the stuff he's putting out there is cool? I can see him watching the monitor doing his "Ho ho!" laugh (try to remember Road Dogg's impersonation) during Mr. America skits.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 I'd want to be in Stephanie's room for the obvious reasons and so I could ask her what parts were her idea and what parts weren't. It'd give some good insight, I think. That and I'd try to poke her.
Guest RedJed Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 The booking meeting for sure, I'd like to know the dynamics of such nonsense that is occuring these days.
Guest CanadianChick Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 In the locker room during the Nash/HHH match. Do you think they laugh?
Guest ViciousFish Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 In the locker room during the Nash/HHH match. Do you think they laugh? Fuck would it be funny. An entire locker room laughing at the two 'biggest' stars in the WWE
LooseCannon25 Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 #13 in the ring as the special referee for the Nash vs. HHH main event. When the bell rings to start the main event i'll signal for the bell as soon as the first bump is taken and issue a "double Disqualification" and walk out......goodnight folks!
Guest NoSelfWorth Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 #14. At home, watching quality wrestling on tape, instead of the big steaming pile of shit that JD will be.
Guest Cover of Darkness Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 10. I'd rather meet Fit Finlay, Johnny Ace, and ARN MOTHERFUCKING ANDERSON then stay at home. And I bet NoSelfWorth would rather meet Double A then stay at home too.
Guest NoSelfWorth Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 10. I'd rather meet Fit Finlay, Johnny Ace, and ARN MOTHERFUCKING ANDERSON then stay at home. And I bet NoSelfWorth would rather meet Double A then stay at home too. Only if he's sober.
Guest Reservoir_Kitty Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 Either number three, because I'd try and commandeer a microphone and pollute and corrupt our impressionable wrestling fans, OR, I'd like to take number five. I'd follow them for a little while, and then veer off so I could go attack the Hurricane and pinch him for being so damned adorable. Then, I'd kidnap him and bring him home for show and tell. Not like they'll be using him at the PPV, right? ( Poor Hurricane)
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 I'd like to be there during the booking meeting, just to see how to NOT run a booking committee for a promotion.
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 If not with Vince, then I'd go in the production truck. I can get them to keep replaying blown spots during the HHH/Nash match. Plus, I could see exactly who gets crowd noise piped in with their appearances as well as exactly how much they get.
Guest FeArHaVoC Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 10. I'd rather meet Fit Finlay, Johnny Ace, and ARN MOTHERFUCKING ANDERSON then stay at home. And I bet NoSelfWorth would rather meet Double A then stay at home too. Only if he's sober. Screw that! I would rather drink with Arn and the other guys. I'd much rather sit around drinking with the guys and have them tell me old road stories then sit around a table and hear everyone say "Yes sir, Vince!"
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 15: As far away from seeing 2 French Guys Vs. Hoss & Roids.
Guest NoSelfWorth Posted May 17, 2003 Report Posted May 17, 2003 #16: At ringside for Cripple H v Big Lazy, so I can get a close up view of any potential muscle tears.
Guest Slapnuts00 Posted May 18, 2003 Report Posted May 18, 2003 With Vince. I honestly think he'd be crying in his hands. Hes got to know this is bad, but he honestly has no idea how to make it better...
Guest Redhawk Posted May 20, 2003 Report Posted May 20, 2003 Hindsight being 20/20 and all, I think it's obvious where the best place to be was: In the stands, right in Bischoff's puke line of fire.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted May 20, 2003 Report Posted May 20, 2003 I think I would be in the production truck and during the HHH/Nash match I would sneak a tape of an American Dragon vs. AJ Styles Ring of Honor match on the Titantron.......
Guest bradolson Posted May 20, 2003 Report Posted May 20, 2003 21 replies and nobody mentions the women's locker room. lol.
Guest Redhawk Posted May 20, 2003 Report Posted May 20, 2003 21 replies and nobody mentions the women's locker room. lol. Isn't that where women who don't have a match or anything to do whatsoever just randomly take showers on the off chance that a hardcore match spills into the room?
Guest Austin3164life Posted May 20, 2003 Report Posted May 20, 2003 8. In Eric Bischoff and Steve Austin's "office," doing the same Heh, I can only imagine what they would be really saying to each other about the show. SCSA- God damn, Nash is a fat basterd (gulps down a fifth beer).... Easy E- IIIIIII Looooovee Youuuuuuu [/brother Love]
Guest newblood03 Posted May 21, 2003 Report Posted May 21, 2003 id be a special referee make a controversial ending and make the belt be held up .......... then attack both men after the show and injure them severly..............This is the Nash /HHH match of course
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