Guest Thoth Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 SJL CRIMSON CARD Due Date: Thursday, May 22th, 2003 @ 6 PM EDT Venue: Tokyo Dome, Tokyo, Japan Send Promos & Marked Matches To: realitycheck Opening Promo: ????? (MYSTERY) Yeah! We're in Japan! Because I said so. Feel free to make any cultural jokes or whatever. And remember, the audience is all Japanese. Take that ball and run with it like I know you can. NEWBIE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH Cassius Atkinson vs. Scott Solomon vs Dan "The Phoenix" Caldwell Description: We've got two new wrestlers on the SJL roster this week. And one other guy! Let's see how they do here as they take each other on in our Crimson opener! I copied this text from the Wrath card! Rules: Triple Threat Rules; match is over when one man scores a fall over another man. Countout and DQ in effect. Word Limit: 3500 Send To: WrestlingDeacon NOT-QUITE NEWBIE MATCH Syndicate vs. Jimmy "The Demon" Liston Description: We've got two not-so-new wrestlers on the SJL roster this week, because Syndicate returned, and Liston already had a match. Let's see how they do here as they take each other on in our Wrath second match! Boy, I wish I were masturbating right now. Rules: Standard. Word Limit: 3500 Send To: Tod deKindes TV TITLE LADDER MATCH Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © vs. Leo Breslin Description: How many times have these two fought? Many a time... but how about one more? This will be the last match between these two for some time... so why not make it a ladder match? These two have animosity built up between each other, the animosity that comes only through battle. Breslin has a neck injury as a result of these many battles, but will he be able to overcome it? Rules: Standard ladder match, there will be ladders under the ring, as well as one set up on. the entry ramp. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: realitycheck PICK-A-PARTNER TAG TEAM DOUBLE #1 Contendership match Va'aiga & Partner of Choice vs Manson & Partner of Choice Description: Va'aiga and Manson battle for World contendership... but since I am a genius, I have invented a twist! Each man must pick a tag team partner from the active roster (Please do this ASAP so you can start writing). If Va'aiga or Manson win, that person becomes #1 contender to the World Title. On top of that, his partner will receive #2 Contendership to Tarakanov's European Title, after Aecas gets his shot on the next show! What a deal! That is, unless you choose Aecas to be your partner. And if Aecas is on the winning team, he just might get an advantage going into his title match... b]Rules:[/b] Standard Tag Team match. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: 5_moves_of_doom WORLD TITLE VODKA SHOT MATCH Crow© vs Viktor Tarakanov Description: Viktor Tarakanov earned his shot in a tough 3 way match... and now he faces the World Champion... with a twist! Every 90 seconds in the match, each wrestler must stop to do a shot of vodka. This match won't just be a test of strength, but of fortitude as well! Will the Russian have the advantage with his native beverage? Or will Crow, that fucking alcoholic, reign supreme? Rules: See match description. No DQ, no countout. Win via pin, submission, or knockout. Word Limit: 6000 Send To: Thoth
Guest Powerplay Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 All I have to say is I hope Manson (Please post something to show us you = still around. Please!) is still alive. Otherwise that match = Doomed. Otherwise, good good card.
Guest Crowe Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 Good card, some very interesting matches... especially my title defense. It's funny, this is the second time Crow has participated in a match where alcohol is consumed. \m/
Atlas Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 Another visit to Japan just months after the last one? Okey doke. Hmm.. on that card, the guy who won the Triple Threat newbie match went on to destroy the SJL and get bumped in three months... Good luck to these three.
Guest KingOfOldSchool Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 All I have to say is I hope Manson (Please post something to show us you = still around. Please!) is still alive. Otherwise that match = Doomed. Otherwise, good good card.
Guest Crowe Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 Hmm.. on that card, the guy who won the Triple Threat newbie match went on to destroy the SJL and get bumped in three months... *points out that he took Atlas' title*
Atlas Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 (edited) *points out that he took Atlas' title* Points at Crow's title.... Crow looks down, onto to see Atlas poining at the back of his eye socket. Edited May 19, 2003 by Atlas
Guest Powerplay Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 All I have to say is I hope Manson (Please post something to show us you = still around. Please!) is still alive. Otherwise that match = Doomed. Otherwise, good good card. It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!!! *Laughs Manically* [/mad scientist] Sorry, just haven't seen hide nor hair of you in a while, so.... well, yeah. Sorry there.
Guest WrestlingDeacon Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 This card makes my brain hurt. Especially the tag match. I am marking my beloved newbie match, so I am happy.
Guest emerald_fusion Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 Card looks quite spiffy, and it's good to be writing again.
Guest Crowe Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 *points out that he took Atlas' title* Points at Crow's title.... Crow looks down, onto to see Atlas poining at the back of his eye socket. ??? *clutches at belt and runs away*
Guest The Superstar Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 Fuh-king-A. Grappler? Ladder match? Oi.
Guest Dace59 Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 People, it's a Japanese crowd, write it as such, they're so much more fun to write. And use lots of engrish in the calls too. Sweet Card Thoth, this is gonna be good.
Guest Thoth Posted May 19, 2003 Report Posted May 19, 2003 I realized you two (Matthews and Breslin) have faced each other so much... I thought that you should have a blowoff, and then some time apart. Irony, I guess.
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