Who would you say are the top ten...

[Guest Downhome]

Chalk this thread up to my being bored as fuck and wishing to start some sort of conversation just for the hell of it. So, who do you feel are the top ten (or so, whatever you want to list) posters in the history of this forum in all it's forms? Not just your favorites, but guys/gals you feel have really added a lot to this place, gave it a certain feel, and all of that sort of stuff.

 

Or hell, just do it for the guys you think deserve this spot currently, or whatever.

 

I'm bored, so sue me, now converse!

 

Sincerely,

...Downhome...

Edited May 22, 2003 by Downhome

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Whoever the Mods are!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

1. Cobainwasmurdered - he's the poster i wish i was

2. Anglesault - he begat the OAOAST

3. Banky - he is essential

4. The Thread Killer - of course ya gotta mention TTK

5. Dames~! - well duh...

6. Popick - he helped keep this place afloat during a dire time

7. DrTom - i'm sure you can figure this one out

8. Kinetic/Metal Ed

 

Those are definitely the ones that should forever have membership here (though I think TTK is gone or whatever)

 

Now for my other 2....guys that we should have around just to make fun:

 

9. TIE: genius, smarkzone, zacalex

10. Alina

 

Those three should be given memberships just to be shit on

 

 

Honorable Mentions of Essential Posters are: The Original Members of the OAOAST, Anyone that was in THE STATE or THE ESTABLISHMENT (just because if we are going to be elitist...we are going to be ELITIST, Always Pissed Off (because a great thread was named in his honor), and anyone that also writes regularly for TSM.com.

 

I'm sure there are others that feel they are essential but they probably exist in folders I don't visit.

 

(i am not knocking some of my friends for not putting them on the list...but hey...don't be sad...it's JUST A MESSAGEBOARD)

[Guest Choken One]

1. Choken One

2. Cobainwasmurdered

3. Dames

4. Choken One

5. Anglesault

6. Banky

7. Choken One

8. Kinetic

9. Dr.Tom

10. Choken One

[Guest TheGame2705]

1. The Dames. He runs the board for crying out loud and he teaches us all how to get our wings. He also was involved in kiddie porn.

 

2. Banky- I used to hate him but now we're kinda on the same wavelength. Everyone knows him and without him it is not the same.

 

3. Kotzenjunge. You NEED the scary Kylie love and the big signatures with car pictures.

 

4. Dr. Tom. He contributes alot of good ideas....and other good stuff

 

5. Teke. GREAT guy. He's really educated and is just laid back. He's number 5 only because the top 4 are synonymous with TSM.

 

6. Downhome. Do me in the BUTT for this one but he's the naive little boy everyone gets annoyed with but still loves in the end.

 

7. TC. Always making light of stuff. I like him alot. FUNNY FUNNY guy.

 

8. IDRM. Cool dude. I want him to do me. It's all good. Everyone waits for his posts like they do for RVD.

 

9. Yuna Firerose. You can't say there wouldn't be a void if she left. Huge ass sigs. Obsession with Stevie Richards and gay sex.

 

10. Mr. Rant. He bringeth the rulage upon all of us. Only so low because while still essential, he's got his own evil smark place that we can't say while we're on the air.

[Guest Memphis]

Ahem.

[Guest AM The Kid]

1. ME

 

 

 

That is all

[Guest Memphis]

AHEM....

[Guest AM The Kid]

no really...

 

1.Dames

2.Anglesault

3.Banky

4.CWM

5.Dr.Tom

6.Kinetic

7.Mr.Rant

8.ME!

9.Downhome

10....i dunno, cant narrow it down.

[Guest Memphis]

10....i dunno, cant narrow it down.

Let me help you out...

 

MEMPHIS.

 

Wow, thanks. I don't know who to thank first. Well, I guess I should really thank Dames, because let's face it, without the Kiddie Porn industry this place wouldn't have any financial support and thus I would have no stage to perform on, so I thank Dames.

 

I shall start my speech.

 

'Success' is defined by the Oxford English Dictionary....as is many other words.

 

Thank you all for coming.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

What, no Zack love!?

 

I think that knowledge of classic teen shows is ESSENTIAL.

[Guest AM The Kid]

I was thinking more along the lines of Malibu or IDRM...but...uhh....hmm. I'm at a loss for words.

[Guest Memphis]

Here's my list, because I know this thread needs the credibility.

 

I'll instantly eliminate Dames from the proceedings with me due to his power. Look at it logically, if we stick Dames at #1 in every post then he's going to go mad on power ala Triple H and bury us all, so here begins the cure, ladies and gents.

 

0. Memphis - Too good for any other number.

1. Banky - Because.

2. Dr. Tom - He's got degrees and stuff, you know

3. Bob Barron - Every board needs one

4. El Dandy - Arch Dandy keeps the 'person above you thread' alive

5. Papacita - See above

6. bps 'The Truth' 21 - Owns NWA here.

7. Dangerous A, Platypus Fool & Black Tiger - Puro Gods

8. Retro Rob - Keeping us in touch with the past

9. Zack Malibu - I'm guessing he has a suave hair cut, thus instantly being popular with me

10. Not tank abbot.

 

>M<

[Guest MrRant]

10. Mr. Rant. He bringeth the rulage upon all of us. Only so low because while still essential, he's got his own evil smark place that we can't say while we're on the air.

Evil smark place?

 

YOU FOUND MY BATCAVE~!?

 

Now I'm going to have to...get rid of you.

 

 

Whoo.... 2 mentions.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hey, I got a mention, I'm happy.

 

Game's right, you NEED ME~!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

One day I will make this elite group...one day.

 

Aw who am I kiddin?

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

When I mentioned the State and the Establishment I pretty much covered a pretty big group...

[Guest El Satanico]

1) El Satanico

 

The rest of you aren't worthy so piss off

[Guest MrRant]

YOU WILL BOW BEFORE ME~!

[Guest El Satanico]

:mumbles: fucker

 

:bows to him:

 

hail my lord...hail the Reverand!

[Guest Choken One]

What? I don't get no love?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Mole

Snuffbox

AM the Kid

Johnson

TSA

Flyboy

Bob Barron

Mario

Ravishing Rick Rudo

Banky

[Guest tank_abbott]

Memphis, I was once told that finding a dominant personality to learn from is key in removing my emotional cocoon. That being said, I need to feel your angst, your introspective on my daily life has helped make me a better person. I hope when you slumber that your dreams are as mellow and tender as fluffy clouds that float through the air. I hope the warmth of the blood that flows from your beating heart engulfs you and renews your strength. I hope you forever remain just who you are, because your special, and the world needs more people like you. If I were face to face with you, I'd give you a gentle hug, and maybe, if I was so bold, I'd ruffle your hair playfully... ahh but I must not allow my dreams to become my reality...for it is not to be... ever..

*Showers bedsheet with rose petals* I must now roll in this aromatic spread and prepare to move on... Memphis . Thank you.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

What? I don't get no love?

How do you think I feel. When AM The Kid gets mention over me

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

rather than have people take my previous post seriously, here's a few posters I feel are worth a shit.

 

IDRM

Dr.Tom

Incandenza/Kinetic (same person)

Dames

Banky

Kotzenjunge

[The Dames 0]

Hypothetical question here fellas...

 

Yes, I said fellas, shut up.

 

If I didn't own this place, would I still be on your top 10 lists?

 

Dames

[Guest bob_barron]

Dames said fellas??

 

Hmmm- should I give him his TNA tape now??

[Guest papacita]

I'm shocked at the lack of Papacita love up in here. Where would TSM be without everybody's favorite Chyna mark? Come on! I'm the best poster this side of DJ Jeff!

 

I'll post my list later. Too lazy to think now...

[Guest bravesfan]

RavishingRickRudo - he makes for a great argument, whether I'm right or wrong.

DMan2000, MilleniumMan831 & BruiserChong - the Great Tape Deals gang.

Bannable Offense - His signature should earn him immunity for this board.

bobbarron - just because the "heel Mike Tenay" reference cracks me up.

teke184 - just because the shoot interviews kick so much ass.

The Dames - umm....yeah, DAMIAN!

Banky - for his rant on the WWE drones in NHB.

 

I'm sure there are more I'm forgetting (treble, Choken) , but I'm a bit tired...

[Guest crandamaniac]

Wow, I got less mentions then Yuna.