Vince not talking to Big Show

[Guest AndrewTS]

So if Show were to seriously injure some one else, does he have to sit in the corner for an hour?

[Guest the pinjockey]

If he seriously injures someone then he goes sits in the corner for an hour and then gets a 6 month title reign so he will learn his lesson.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

..It seems only fair.

 

How come when someone does something wrong, the fans are the ones who ultimately suffer??

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Whoa, keep these classics coming, guys!

[Guest crandamaniac]

This just in guys...

 

Big Show doesn't split last twinkie with HHH, Forced to win belt in July. He then stepped on Crash Holly and is now going to hold the belt till Wrestlemania XX.

 

OuttaMyAss.com

[Guest the pinjockey]

This just in from 1bob:

 

Bret Hart was brought in to lead a Canadian stable, but at the first house show was kicked too hard by Big Show. Bret got a concussion and is retired again. Vince is punishing the Big Show by making him clean his pool ALL summer and making him champion until he dies.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I still can't get this.

 

He isn't talking to Show...but they pushed him anyway?

 

Geez...I wish he'd stop talking to Jericho and Benoit for a while.

[Guest NoSelfWorth]

Maybe Cripps really did rape Stephanie then.

[Guest the pinjockey]

So the big lesson in all of this is that it is better to piss off the owner of the company than it is to not shake Droz's hand.

[Guest tank_abbott]

Vince: "Stephanie, would you please tell Big Show to pass the salt, as I'm not speaking to him."

 

Stephanie: "Big Show, could you please pass th-"

 

Big Show:" Steph, would you please tell Vince to get his own damn salt, as I'm not speaking to him?"

 

Steph: "Dad, Big Show says-"

 

Vince: "Well, maybe if I was a big fat slob who can't protect other workers with my ape like arms, i could reach it."

 

Big Show: "Well, maybe if I was given a BIG push worthy of my BIG, GIANT size, I would be more willing to. I'm 7'2, 500 pounds! I deserve a push for my tremendous talent at being big."

 

Vince:" Steph, please tell Big Show I'm not speaking to him..."

 

Etc.

Awesome Picture under your name... great post!

[Invictus 0]

Haha, thanks guys.

 

This situation is really surreal honestly, it's like you did something wrong in elementary school and instead of punishing you,the principal of the school simply stops talking to you.

 

The maturity runs high in the WWE.

 

Tonight on Confidential: "Big Show: Cootie Master or Smelly McSmellerson... you, the fans, decide!"

Edited May 23, 2003 by Invictus

[Guest mach7]

So, Big Show's punishment is that Vince isn't talking to him?

 

Ooooh...that tyrant, maybe he should ease off a little.

I know, I mean, how old is Vince? Five? Oh, wait. We are talking about Vince here afterall.

[Guest humongous2002]

Well i heard that Vince sent Big Show to his room w/o dinner, and as punishment he will become WWE champ again and main event Wrestlemania xx.

[Guest Corey291]

Vince: "Stephanie, would you please tell Big Show to pass the salt, as I'm not speaking to him."

 

Stephanie: "Big Show, could you please pass th-"

 

Big Show:" Steph, would you please tell Vince to get his own damn salt, as I'm not speaking to him?"

 

Steph: "Dad, Big Show says-"

 

Vince: "Well, maybe if I was a big fat slob who can't protect other workers with my ape like arms, i could reach it."

 

Big Show: "Well, maybe if I was given a BIG push worthy of my BIG, GIANT size, I would be more willing to. I'm 7'2, 500 pounds! I deserve a push for my tremendous talent at being big."

 

Vince:" Steph, please tell Big Show I'm not speaking to him..."

 

Etc.

 

Post-of-the-Week.

Oh, hell yeah. This is the funniest thing I've read in a week.

 

-Corey

[The Dames 0]

Just picturing Big Show and Vince McMahon at the ends of two tables with Stephanie moderating is hilarious. I picture Show with his arms crossed, almost pouting...

 

Dames

[Guest mach7]

Heh, somehow this conversation from the Simpsons comes to mind. I could so see Vince being as stupid and beligerant as Homer is and forgetting that he's not talking to Show.

 

Homer: Marge?  Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her

      to pass me the syrup?

Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.

Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on

      any meat product.

Bart: [To Homer] You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?

Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like

      I do every morning.

Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.

Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.

Marge: Homer, you're not, not talking to me, and secondly, I heard what

      you said.

Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case!

Bart: Uhhh, Dad.  Lisa's the one you're not talking to.

Homer: Bart!  Go to your room.

Lisa: Why don't you just eat him, Dad!

Homer: I don't need any serving suggestions from you, you barbeque

      wrecking, no-nothing know-it-all!

Lisa: That's IT!  I can't live in a house with this prehistoric

      carnivore.  I'm out of here!  [Leaves and slams the door.]

Homer: That's it!  Go to your room!

 

Vince = Homer

Linda = Marge

Steph = Bart

Show = Lisa

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

Who says The Simpsons don't apply to real life?

 

That breakfast table convo is from my favorite episode of The Simpsons. Gottal love "You don't win friends with salad!", all while in a conga line.

[Guest evilhomer]

** joins conga line **

 

YOU DON'T WIN FRIENDS WITH SALAD, CHA

YOU DON'T WIN FRIENDS WITH SALAD

 

 

I understand them leaving show in the main event. The entire purpose of the ring post spot was to (once again) establish TBS as a monster that only super-Brock can stop and it's so unlike the WWE to drop a storyline. So whatever, Show should have been punished by dropping him out of the slot, but they didn't have anything else for Brock so they stuck with it. Now that that storyline is out of the way, where do they go from here. When Jericho was accused of working stiff when he first arrived and when RVD started his potatoe rampage, they got shot straight down the card. If Show keeps his main event slot, it's just further evidence that Vince is clueless.

Edited May 23, 2003 by evilhomer

[Guest Rob Edwards]

Considering the guys spent the last god knows how many years around professional wrestlers all the time it's more than understandable that he would act like a bickering child