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Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Also, the most difficult person to subdue in there would probably be this grizzled old man with a pot belly named Chuck, who has what I think is an old faded Navy tattoo and liverspots. Hell, you could walk right in there, flash a sparkly badge of some type, hand over a false warrant to the supervisor, and seize yourself about $100,000 (retail) in black market cigarettes on any given night. All you need is a truck, a nice suit, and two other silent people standing behind you, looking stoic and humorless.

 

but who would ever think to do something like that...

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Guest saturnmark4life
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I'm going to the pub now. Again. I've stopped drinking alone, which I'm pretty happy about, and I try to refrain from spending £60 in one 12-hr drinking sesh excluding birthdays nowadays. Thank God. I never, never get violent when I'm drunk, but I have pissed in drawers full of clothes (that looked too high up to piss in) and not remembered a thing. That's what I don't like. Still, it only happened twice, and I think it was more sleepwalking than drinking. Oh fuck I smell of urine again....

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