RHR 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2003 OK...SO EVERYONE IS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO BRING THE WWE BACK TO AT LEAST HOLDING MY INTEREST FOR MORE THAN 30 MINUTES. IN ORDER TO DO THIS, A FEW THINGS MUST HAPPEN. THIS INVOLVES MOVING SOME GUYS AROUND, CREATING A SECONDARY TITLE FOR SMACKDOWN, AND GIVNG RAW AND SMACKDOWN EACH SOMETHING THAT MAKES THEM SEPARATE. HERE'S THE BIG SELLING POINTS 1- EACH SHOW NEEDS TO START SETTING UP WRESTLEMANIA BY THE SUMMER BEFORE. PICK A FEUD FOR THE TOP TWO PLAYERS, AND GO WITH IT. 2-GIVE THE MID-CARDERS A REASON TO GET A FAN REACTION----LIKE A BELT. 3-FORM ALLIANCES AND FEUDS THAT MAKE SENSE. 4-SUPPORT IDEA #1 WITH MINI-FEUDS THAT MAKE SENSE. SO, WITH WRESTLEMANIA XX COMING LESS THAN A YEAR AWAY...HERE IS MY IDEAS FOR THE MAIN STORY ON RAW... WEEK ONE TRIPLE HHH HAS BEATEN NASH, BUT, THE CROWD WAS SILENT THROUGH OUT, AS IF THEY KNEW THE OUTCOME...TRIPS CHEATED, AND STONE COLD AND BISCHOFF DID NOTHING, SO, THE WWE BOARD DECIDE AFTER SUCH A MASSIVE FAILURE...TO GET RID OF AUSIN...THIS BRINGS A SMILE TO TRIPS FACE AFTER HE INFORMS THE AUDIENCE. SO, NOW THERE IS NO AUSTIN, WHAT OH WHAT DO I HAVE TO STOP ME NOW... THE OTHER GM...ERIC BISCHOFF. ERIC REMINDS THE FANS OF HOW SICK THEY ARE OF HHH. ERIC REMINDS HHH HOW SICK HE IS OF HHH. OF HOW ALL WE GET TO SEE IS THE SAME GUYS GO AFTER HHH ALL THE TIME. HHH SAYS THAT NO ONE CAN STOP HIM, PLENTY HAVE TRIED. ERIC SAYS, WELL, REMEMBER HOW TERRA-RYZING YOU CAN BE, MAYBE YOU'D LIKE A NEW CHANCE. MAYBE...YOU'D LIKE TO BE NEXT! GOLDBERG HITS THE RING, SPEAR-NO JACKHAMMER...HHH BAILS OUT...BUT...NOT BEFORE NASH AND FLAIR MAKE THEIR WAY DOWN...AND THROW TRIPS BACK IN FOR ANOTHER SPEAR, THEN THE JACKHAMMER. NASH, FLAIR, AND BISCHOFF CELEBRATE IN THE RING, AS GOLDBERG STANDS OVER HHH. WEEK TWO THE FOLLOWING WEEK, TRIPLE HHH IS SEEN ON THE PHONE TALKING WITH SOME ONE. SOME ONE HE DOESN'T LIKE, BUT NEEDS. SOMEONE WITH SOME STROKE. SOMEONE WITH SOME PULL. SOMEONE HE MISSES GETTING IT ON WITH.... LATER...HBK BUMPS INTO TRIPLE HHH, AND MOCKS HIM FROM THE PREVIOUS WEEK....TRIPLE HHH BEATS HIM DOWN...AND CHALLENGES HIM LATER IN THE RING... LATER ON...HBK IS JOINED BY NASH AND FLAIR, AND THEY BEAT DOWN TRIPLE HHH....BUT...THEN...THE MUSIC HITS.... THE UNDERTAKER IS ON HIS WAY TO THE RING... TAKER AND TRIPS BRAWL W/ NASH, HBK, AND FLAIR...BUT...NOT BEFORE GOLDBERG HITS THE RING...AND SPEARS TAKER THROUGH THE ROPES!!!!! WEEK THREE TRIPLE HHH AND TAKER ARE IN THE RING...AND CHALLENGE NASH, HBK, AND GOLDBERG TO A MATCH AT THE NEXT PPV. THREE ON THREE.... PPV TRIPLE HHH IS SHOWN TALKING WITH TAKER, ASKING HIM IF HELP IS ON THE WAY....TAKER RESPONDS "I'M HERE, AREN'T I? SO TRUST ME, WE HAVE TAKEN CARE OF EVERYTHING...." TRIPLE HHH AND TAKER START THE BRAWL WITH THE HBK, NASH, AND GOLDBERG. ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE AS FLAIR RUNS DOWN WITH.....SCOTT STEINER AND LANCE STORM!!!! STEINER, STORM, GOLDBERG, NASH, AND HBK BEAT DOWN TAKER.... AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP...STEPHANIE MCMAHON APPEARS...THE MEN IN THE RING STOP...AS SHE SAYS..." LOOK AT ALL OF YOU. LOOK AT YOU OLD WASHED UP MEN. STEINER. NASH. FLAIR. GOLDBERG. HBK. ALL OF YOU DON'T REALIZE WHAT IS HAPPENING AROUND YOU...WELL...IT'S EVOLUTION, BABY" LIGHTS GO OUT...AND...BATISTA, DOUG BASHAM, AND DAMAJA HIT THE RING AND HELP TAKER AND HHH CLEAR IT OUT...BUT...NASH AND GOLDBERG FIGHT BACK...GOLDBERG CLEARS OUT HHH...AND TAKER IS ABOUT TO TOMBSTONE HBK...BUT NASH GIVES HIM THE BIG BOOT...AND SETS UP A JACK KNIFE...UNTIL...THE BIG SHOW! COMES OVER THE SECURITY WALL...GRABS NASH...AND CHOKESLAMS HIM....IN THE RING IT'S JUST TAKER AND SHOW, AS FLAIR SAVES NASH, STORM KICKS SHOW TO THE OUTSIDE, BUT TAKER THROWS STORM OUT, BUT, GOLDBERG SPEARS TAKER THROUGH THE ROPES AGAIN!!!! HHH IS IN THE RING AS GOLDBERG STANDS UP AND STARES HIM DOWN...END OF PPV.... SO...NOW YOU'VE GOT GOLDBERG, NASH, HBK, FLAIR, STEINER, AND STORM ON ONE SIDE---TAKING ON HHH, BIG SHOW, TAKER, BATISTA, BASHAM, DAMAJA W/ STEPHANIE ON THE FOLLOWING RAW... IN A TAG MATCH MADE BY BISCHOFF...HHH AND STEPH TAKE ON HBK AND NASH....STORM AND STEINER ARE TAKEN OUT BY EVOLUTION...LEAVING NASH, HBK, AND FLAIR TO FEND FOR THEMSELVES AGAINST ALL OF EVOLUTION.... BUT...AS EVOLUTION COMES TO THE RING...GOLDBERG SPEARS SHOW....AS A BRAWL BREAKS OUT....STEPH GOES TO THROW HHH A CHAIR TO HIT GOLDBERG WITH...BUT...IT GETS TAKEN FROM HER FROM BEHIND....BY STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN....AUSTIN PLUGS STEPH AND HHH WITH IT.... AND WE END THE SHOW.... THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING OF MY IDEAS FOR RAW...AND I HAVE IDEAS FOR SMACKDOWN, TOO....NOW...SOME OF YOU HAVE MAY NOTICE....NO BOOKER T, NO JERICHO, NO RVD? WELL...TRUST ME....YOU'LL SEE WHY IN THE END..... BASICALLY....THE MAIN EVENT FOR RAW AT WRESTLEMANIA XX SHOULD BE TRIPLE HHH AND GOLDBERG...YES...MATCH WISE, IT'LL SUCK...BUT...THE ENERGY WILL BE THERE....AND...IT'LL BE A GOOD LEAD IN FOR MY HUGE FINISHING MAIN EVENT AT WRESTLEMANIA XX.... GIVE YOU A HINT... MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.... MAIN EVENT.... FOUR MEN.... TWO SPECIAL REFS... 60 MINUTES.... HELL IN THE CELL.... WORLD TITLE ON THE LINE.... AH HELL...YOU'LL SEE THE REST SOON.... RYEN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted May 25, 2003 What a hilarious post. TRIPLE HHH? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TonyJaymzV1 Report post Posted May 25, 2003 God, it's like Vince Russo and Vince McMahon had a devil spawn... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bradolson Report post Posted May 25, 2003 AH HELL...YOU'LL SEE THE REST SOON.... Don't bother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted May 25, 2003 Was that a joke post? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Report post Posted May 25, 2003 TRIPLE HHH is Gold~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted May 25, 2003 And HHHHHHHHH apparently gets a close to 20 month title reign. IT'S HHH! HE'S INFILTRATED THE BOARD! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted May 25, 2003 Aside from the spelling and the annoying nature of all-capitalized posts, that wasn't bad. Overbooked? Yes. Too reliant on guys who can't cut in the ring? Yes. But no worse than what we're getting now, and has some logical progression. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted May 25, 2003 Most people don't read poorly written material. Don't let me catch you typing a resumé like that in all caps. Anyhow, Triple HHH is my favorite wrestling redundancy. Though the man himself can be judged by some as being a mite superfluous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Galactic Gigolo Report post Posted May 25, 2003 N00bs shouldn't be allowed to start threads. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted May 25, 2003 Most people don't read poorly written material. Don't let me catch you typing a resumé like that in all caps. Anyhow, Triple HHH is my favorite wrestling redundancy. Though the man himself can be judged by some as being a mite superfluous. Triple HHH!! Now with 60% more roided mass!! *cue Downhome's favorite picture* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted May 25, 2003 I refuse to read the post due to it being in all caps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted May 25, 2003 Oh. Dear. God. Where is this man's other post? I must see it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted May 25, 2003 Vince should just hire 50 chain smoking monkeys and sit them in a room with type writers. But of course, they would probably get obsessed with the h key and hit it a ton of times.. *HHH looking at sheet of paper* HHH: (on phone) Hey-uh, Vince. Yeah, you know those monkeys you hired-uh...well they think I should get a...(counts # of times h appears on the sheet)..59 month title run... Vince (inaudible..) HHH: You know what they say about-uh monkeys with typewritters Vince...they end up writing Shakespeare-uh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted May 26, 2003 This post gets funnier every time I read it. The fact that he thinks this feud will "FIX" the WWE is laughable. SO...NOW YOU'VE GOT GOLDBERG, NASH, HBK, FLAIR, STEINER, AND STORM ON ONE SIDE---TAKING ON HHH, BIG SHOW, TAKER, BATISTA, BASHAM, DAMAJA W/ STEPHANIE How on earth do these people have anything in common?! Steiner did so well in the main events last time, so give him another shot, huh? Seriously, if those teams had a big match it would be so utterly abysmal, I can't even comprehend it. Please, give me more! I need some light relief. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted May 26, 2003 Vince should just hire 50 chain smoking monkeys and sit them in a room with type writers. But of course, they would probably get obsessed with the h key and hit it a ton of times.. *HHH looking at sheet of paper* HHH: (on phone) Hey-uh, Vince. Yeah, you know those monkeys you hired-uh...well they think I should get a...(counts # of times h appears on the sheet)..59 month title run... Vince (inaudible..) HHH: You know what they say about-uh monkeys with typewritters Vince...they end up writing Shakespeare-uh... HHH is then his with a monkey turd. SummerSlam is HHH winning a "MONKEY MADNESS" Battle Royale, last eliminating Chris Jericho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted May 26, 2003 That was one of the strangest posts I've ever seen. Um...prob should be in fantasy matches or whatever that forum is. Lose the caps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted May 26, 2003 Get rid of Eric Bischoff and keep Austin as GM. Yup Raw needs more big men who look the same and only know armbar, dropkick, hip toss, kick, punch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EsotericMaster Report post Posted May 26, 2003 And HHHHHHHHH apparently gets a close to 20 month title reign. IT'S HHH! HE'S INFILTRATED THE BOARD! This guy might be in line to work for the wwe now. If Triple HHH reads this post, sky's the limit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted May 26, 2003 ummm, yeah. You just keep thinking you have the right idea. You know what they say, if you believe in something often enough, it might just come true No RVD? No Jericho? No Kane? No Booker? Just Clique and nWo 99? BAH GAWD! Triple H will love this! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bravesfan Report post Posted May 26, 2003 Where is this man's other post? I must see it. From October 9th, 2002. Ok...so we are heading into a time when the ratings are down...the matches suck...etc...etc...etc....here we go... RAW...three weeks before SS...Vince invites Steph and Bischoff to Smackdown that week to announce the set-up for Survivor Series....it will change the face of the WWE...but first...he fires the following wrestlers.... Justin Credible Raven Spike Dudley and Al Snow On Smackdown...we kick off the show...Vince says goodbye to D'von,Crash Holly,Val Venus, and Mark Henry.... Vince goes in to a shoot about the industry...with Steph and Eric looking on....and...with business down...he needs to clean house...at Survivor Series....it WILL BE SURVIVAL.... Triple HHH Rob Van Dam Chris Jericho Kurt Angle Chris Benoit and Brock Lesnar will be in a tounament....along with the winners of two-three way matches... on RAW...Booker T vs. Kane vs. BuhBuh Ray on SMACKDOWN....Edge vs. Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio why? easy....in this tourney...the WINNER IS NOW UNDISPUTED...SCREW THE RAW TITLE...IT'S A SHIT ON THE FANS....THE UNDISPUTED CHAMP WILL APPEAR ON BOTH SHOWS...AND GET A HUGE RAISE...BUT WILL ONLY DEFEND THE TITLE ON THE SHOW THEY CAME FROM...YOU WANT THE TITLE...JUMP SHIP AND FACE HIM...BUT...IF YOU JUMP A SHOW TO WIN THE TITLE...YOU ARE OUT WITHOUT PAY FOR THREE MONTHS... the second place guy...easy....he jumps shows....the only way to become a real #1 contender....good luck on your new show... third place becomes the #2 contender...and...the first with ability to jump shows to get the champ... fourth place...well....he keeps his job... because the other four ARE FIRED! <CUE VINCE'S FACE> my results....Edge and Booker T move on to survivor series....the TV matches to qualify give the shows a great main event going into the PPV.... at the PPV.... Edge vs. Rob Van Dam Chris Benoit vs. Triple H Brock Lesnar vs. Chris Jericho Kurt Angle vs. Booker T. We move on to see RVD, HHH, Lesnar, and Angle go on...the other four are out of jobs... Round Two... Triple H over Lesnar Angle over Rob Van Dam 3rd Place match....RVD over Lesnar 1st Place...Angle over HHH So...we get Angle on both shows....HHH on Smackdown...to feud w/ Angle and Steph....RVD, with the choice to jump and get the title from Angle(pissing of Bischoff and the RAW roster....)...and Lesnar with a job...and Triple H and Angle in front of him...have Heyman cost him the HHH match...in cahoots with HHH and Flair... We also have off RAW for good Al Snow Raven Justin Credible Al Snow Booker T and Chris Jericho and off Smackdown...D'Von, Crash, Val Venus, Mark Henry, Edge, and Benoit... Heyman is discarded by Smackdown...he looks and sees a chance...Booker....Jericho...Benoit...Edge....and a chance...he needs a leader...he needs a man who hates the business....he needs back in....he needs it to be extreme....he needs to make a statement.... for months...leading up to the rumble...we hear nothing....then...with entrants #6 to #22 still battling in the ring....the discarded wrestlers emerge and storm the ring wearing ECW shirts....the rumble is a mess...no winner declared we go off the air.... the next night the whole WWE shows up on RAW....if these guys want jobs or a show...fight fair....Triple HHH has retained power....at Wrestlemania....you guys can win your own show....but....which one of you can take out the game? Which one of you? Heyman comes out....he shoots that fuck HHH....and says...I've got a guy who has wanted your ass for soooooo long it isn't even funny....we don't even need to go over your guys' history....let's just bring him out....YOUR OPPONENT FOR THE JOBS OF ALL THESE MEN....FOR ALL THESE FANS SICK OF YOUR DAMN POLITICS....IN A STREETFIGHT....SAFECO FIELD....WRESTLEMANIA XIX....FOR THE WORLD TITLE....... all the wrestlers leave the ramp....the arena goes black....every wwe wrestler stands around the ring....HHH in by himself.... <GLASS BREAKS> what do you think....would this bring back some excitement....could it happen....could we have an underdog invasion....what would these men do... RVD...JERICHO....EDGE...BOOKER T....BENOIT....ANGLE...HHH....ALL OF THEM anyway....my two cents...pass it on to Vince...i like it... And...of course...several hours later from a certain poster: That would probably be the best way to help ratings rise, and I'd love to see it happen. I hope Vince eventually tries that idea out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest OnlyMe Report post Posted May 26, 2003 This is his post, but with the caps taken care of (thanks to Word) Ok...so everyone is looking for something to bring the wwe back to at least holding my interest for more than 30 minutes. In order to do this, a few things must happen. This involves moving some guys around, creating a secondary title for smackdown, and givng raw and smackdown each something that makes them separate. Here's the big selling points 1- each show needs to start setting up wrestlemania by the summer before. Pick a feud for the top two players, and go with it. 2-give the mid-carders a reason to get a fan reaction----like a belt. 3-form alliances and feuds that make sense. 4-support idea #1 with mini-feuds that make sense. So, with wrestlemania xx coming less than a year away...here is my ideas for the main story on raw... Week one Triple hhh has beaten nash, but, the crowd was silent through out, as if they knew the outcome...trips cheated, and stone cold and bischoff did nothing, so, the wwe board decide after such a massive failure...to get rid of ausin...this brings a smile to trips face after he informs the audience. So, now there is no austin, what oh what do i have to stop me now... The other gm...eric bischoff. Eric reminds the fans of how sick they are of hhh. Eric reminds hhh how sick he is of hhh. Of how all we get to see is the same guys go after hhh all the time. Hhh says that no one can stop him, plenty have tried. Eric says, well, remember how terra-ryzing you can be, maybe you'd like a new chance. Maybe...you'd like to be next! Goldberg hits the ring, spear-no jackhammer...hhh bails out...but...not before nash and flair make their way down...and throw trips back in for another spear, then the jackhammer. Nash, flair, and bischoff celebrate in the ring, as goldberg stands over hhh. Week two The following week, triple hhh is seen on the phone talking with some one. Some one he doesn't like, but needs. Someone with some stroke. Someone with some pull. Someone he misses getting it on with.... Later...hbk bumps into triple hhh, and mocks him from the previous week....triple hhh beats him down...and challenges him later in the ring... Later on...hbk is joined by nash and flair, and they beat down triple hhh....but...then...the music hits.... The undertaker is on his way to the ring... Taker and trips brawl w/ nash, hbk, and flair...but...not before goldberg hits the ring...and spears taker through the ropes!!!!! Week three Triple hhh and taker are in the ring...and challenge nash, hbk, and goldberg to a match at the next ppv. Three on three.... Ppv Triple hhh is shown talking with taker, asking him if help is on the way....taker responds "i'm here, aren't i? So trust me, we have taken care of everything...." Triple hhh and taker start the brawl with the hbk, nash, and goldberg. All hell breaks loose as flair runs down with.....scott steiner and lance storm!!!! Steiner, storm, goldberg, nash, and hbk beat down taker.... At the top of the ramp...stephanie mcmahon appears...the men in the ring stop...as she says..." look at all of you. Look at you old washed up men. Steiner. Nash. Flair. Goldberg. Hbk. All of you don't realize what is happening around you...well...it's evolution, baby" Lights go out...and...batista, doug basham, and damaja hit the ring and help taker and hhh clear it out...but...nash and goldberg fight back...goldberg clears out hhh...and taker is about to tombstone hbk...but nash gives him the big boot...and sets up a jack knife...until...the big show! Comes over the security wall...grabs nash...and chokeslams him....in the ring it's just taker and show, as flair saves nash, storm kicks show to the outside, but taker throws storm out, but, goldberg spears taker through the ropes again!!!! Hhh is in the ring as goldberg stands up and stares him down...end of ppv.... So...now you've got goldberg, nash, hbk, flair, steiner, and storm on one side---taking on hhh, big show, taker, batista, basham, damaja w/ stephanie On the following raw... In a tag match made by bischoff...hhh and steph take on hbk and nash....storm and steiner are taken out by evolution...leaving nash, hbk, and flair to fend for themselves against all of evolution.... But...as evolution comes to the ring...goldberg spears show....as a brawl breaks out....steph goes to throw hhh a chair to hit goldberg with...but...it gets taken from her from behind....by stone cold steve austin....austin plugs steph and hhh with it.... And we end the show.... This is just the beginning of my ideas for raw...and i have ideas for smackdown, too....now...some of you have may notice....no booker t, no jericho, no rvd? Well...trust me....you'll see why in the end..... Basically....the main event for raw at wrestlemania xx should be triple hhh and goldberg...yes...match wise, it'll suck...but...the energy will be there....and...it'll be a good lead in for my huge finishing main event at wrestlemania xx.... Give you a hint... Madison square garden.... Main event.... Four men.... Two special refs... 60 minutes.... Hell in the cell.... World title on the line.... Ah hell...you'll see the rest soon.... Ryen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted May 26, 2003 BASICALLY....THE MAIN EVENT FOR RAW AT WRESTLEMANIA XX SHOULD BE TRIPLE HHH AND GOLDBERG...YES...MATCH WISE, IT'LL SUCK...BUT...THE ENERGY WILL BE THERE.... Yeah, the energy to get up and walk out on what should be the biggest card of the year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted May 26, 2003 Triple H over Lesnar Oh. My. God. Part. Deux. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2003 Oh my god! Triple H has infiltrated the board! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Skironox Report post Posted May 27, 2003 I want that 5 minutes of my life back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2003 Give you a hint... Madison square garden.... Main event.... Four men.... Two special refs... 60 minutes.... Hell in the cell.... World title on the line.... Umm, yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
