Garfield: The Live Action Movie

[Guest Kingpk]

I've resigned that title to you already. I can't compete.

[The Dames 0]

...Excellent.

 

*Now back to the Garfield Thread, already in progress*

 

Dames

[Guest Kingpk]

*We interrupt the Garfield thread for this statement*

 

I'm still waiting for the day when I turn on the news and see that you rolled Joey Lawrence in a carpet and threw him off a bridge.

 

*Ok, we're done, I hope. Seriously, you can talk about the original topic now*

[The Dames 0]

*We interrupt this topic for TSM Breaking News*

 

"Reports have just surfaced about a grisly discovery in the north east section of the Bronx. During a routine cable installation, Cablevision technicians discovered several decomposing bodies behind the yard of Damian Gonzalez, a 22 year old Internet Wrestling Recapper.

 

The bodies were identified as Joey Lawrence, Will Friedle, Carson Daly. Police say that they suspect the 22 year old Hispanic man murdered all three men and buried them in his backyard due to his obsession with 24 year old actress Jennifer Love Hewitt. More on this story as it develops."

 

*We now bring you back to Garfield: The Live Action Movie Thread!*

 

Dames