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Guest BANKYWOOD
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Ladies and Gentlemen

 

All great people must evolve

 

Awww yes, amongst the mediocrity that is the NHB folder, Banky has folded his hand. No longer can he handle being kind to the terribly uncool and obese users of this message board. Sure, he hasn't seen any of you personally, but bah gawd, your negative attitudes scream of chubiness. But thats alright, Banky doesn't hold it against you. There's nothing HE can say to get you overweight chumps to lose weight. Because really, he is to blame for it. Banky takes full responsibility for all of you having absolutely no life. Why? Ha-ha, I'm glad you asked. Its quite simple actually. Because Banky is so clever, funny, and brilliant - the TSM posters magnatize towards him. Seriously. So instead of going out with friends, or getting some excercise, or even losing their virginity - they stay on the TSM board and wait for Banky to post his usual masterpiece of excellence.

 

So many of you are asking yourselves if you can ever be as good as Banky. And the sad truth is you can't. Because of this, petty imitators such as Cap'n Hogsmoker, and his other assbandit posting gimmick buddies try to emulate him. Please please spare yourselves to embarrasment of being low-rate Banky wannabes. It ain't jivin'. There is only one Banky. Deal with it.

 

And to 'the Dames'. Damesien, don't you ever try to suck up to Banky again. You're just trying to cash in off his shit, and once again, it ain't jivin'. He doesn't like you, and he never will. So go suck up to usual onslaught of troglodytes who occupate this hell whole. molestomp, Treble Charged, Anglesault, CWM, and all the rest of the crap - they are more down your alley of shititude. Don't front on me.

 

Finally, about this TSM poster tournament, y'all might as well form some fucking allainces, because it'll take a lot more than AndrewTSassfucker and Mr.SlimSuckass to bring Banky down from his clowd. So be wise, choose your friends wisely. They'll turn on you in a second just for the CHANCE to be in the same league as Banky. Oh, and don't try to form an alliance with Banky - he only hangs with the elite.

 

So here's to Banky becoming the greatest TSM poster of all-time!!!

 

Once he wins, this folder...hell, even this board will be called

 

BANKYWOOD

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Guest Dangerous Back Drop
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I'm guessing you pay all this attention to yourself because no one in your real life bothers to do so. That must hurt. Get a kitty.

Guest Lord of The Curry
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And how much time did Bankywood waste on yet another pointless gimmick?

Guest BANKYWOOD
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I'm guessing you pay all this attention to yourself because no one in your real life bothers to do so. That must hurt. Get a kitty.

Ok, Jubuki, Banky has a lot of cats, dogs, fishes, and other random animals. But the truth must be known. Banky makes fun of the oddballs on this message board because he is so darn cool, and charming in the process, that he transcends the usual notion that he must act like this on the internet because no one cares about him at home. It couldn't be further from the truth. Right now, as I type, Banky is shackin' up with two fine lookin' Icelandic prostitutes. We got quite the deal for them, they shall become our concubines. Isn't that veird?

 

So no Mr. BackdoorDriverFromAssland, Banky does not have the complex you tactlessly suggested.

 

Jubuki, I hope you don't wish death upon my client, he is just playin'....homeboy.

Guest Bruiser Chong
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Yes, let's all look at Banky some more. Is this the 394th or 395th time you've tried to get yourself over on a messageboard? I've lost count.
Guest BANKYWOOD
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And how much time did Bankywood waste on yet another pointless gimmick?

This gimmick was 21 years in the making, with over $5,000 put into it. Its been planned since day one. LordofTheRectum, you've always been jealous of my client...and frankly, he's getting quasi-tired of it. He'll get back to you when he's done with Svonja and Khojski.

Guest BANKYWOOD
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Yes, let's all look at Banky some more. Is this the 394th or 395th time you've tried to get yourself over on a messageboard? I've lost count.

Again, attention is Banky craves, mentioning it for the 394th or 395th time does not affect his self-esteem. But your blatent jealousy does, Daredevil Chong. Tyring to cut Banky down to size will never ever work, its kinda like Fred E. Krueger.

Guest JudasSault
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this troubles my mind. i must go now to the sanctuary of judea
Guest BANKYWOOD
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this troubles my mind. i must go now to the sanctuary of judea

Banky's radiating personality has that affect on the weak. Turn to evil, you weak slut. Me? I'll turn to Banky.

Guest BANKYWOOD
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Vote Mole

Banky doesn't need the validation of Treble Charged, or any other Toronto Maple Leaf fans. He wants to associate with winners, not choking losers.

Guest godthedog
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i feel left out for not creating a gimmick persona.

Guest BANKYWOOD
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i feel left out for not creating a gimmick persona.

BANKYWOOD Industries will help whenever one is in need. Except people who call God a dog.

Guest JudasSault
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i feel left out for not creating a gimmick persona.

you will find the truth in our lord

Guest eiker_ir
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i mark out for JudasSault sig

 

that is all...

Guest BANKYWOOD
Posted
This is ok with me so far.

Mentions of cock, balls, ass juice, and your dog would make Banky enjoy this thread more too.

Guest Dangerous Back Drop
Posted

Thank Dog I won't be "helped." Now, can we all hit the eject button on this thread and leave the loon to his own devices?

Guest HungryJack
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I think it's funny that Banky himself has posted 40% of the replies to this topic. Just shows you that not as many people care as you may think.

Guest Dangerous Back Drop
Posted

funaki.jpg

 

Funaki says, "INDEED."

 

Good one, Funaki.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

I still haven't created a gimmick either.

Guest BANKYWOOD
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I think it's funny that Banky himself has posted 40% of the replies to this topic. Just shows you that not as many people care as you may think.

Oh, people care. You care. Or else you wouldn't have clicked.

Guest Skironox
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I still haven't created a gimmick either.

So says the man of a thousand Kylie posts.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

It's not a gimmick if you live it, yo.

Guest Skironox
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I hope certain members of this board don't take those words to heart...

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted
I hope certain members of this board don't take those words to heart...

Surely I'm not the only person you've met who listens to Pearl Jam, alternates between drinking, popping pills, and shooting up heroin whilst make-believing he's Raven while ignoring his friends only to proclaim nobody loves him and drive himself deeper into manic depressive unhappiness?

 

Hold up, I'm going to have to cut this entry short again because I'm bleeding all over the keyboard. My m's all worn off! Why must you hate me m? Why God why?

 

And I still like Banky. Always have. Regardless of the bandwagon. Unfortunately, I also like Bruiser Chong, for all the opposite reasons of course, but... why must my two message board icons fight? Waaaaaah, I'm going to drive the razor in deeper! :(

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