Bradshaw's open letter to HHH

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Directly from "wwe.com":

 

 

Bradshaw's Open Letter to Triple H

by Bradshaw

May 26, 2003 

 

Disclaimer: These views are those of John Layfield, aka Bradshaw, and not necessarily those of World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc.

 

There's something I've been meaning to get off my chest... and I think it's time I finally come right out and do it. I'm not sorry if this offends any of you, because this is still the U.S. of A, land of the free, and if you don't like it, you can get the F out.

 

I think the best way for me to do this is via prose. So I wrote this little song, straight from the heart, and I hope it reaches its intended target.

 

To the tune of the Beatles' "Yesterday".

 

I Believe In Triple-H (click here to listen)

by John "Bradshaw" Layfield

 

Triple-H

Once you carried bags for HBK

Now it looks as though you're here to stay

Oh I believe in Triple-H

 

Stephanie

She's not half the lover I could be

Don't be blinded by her ovaries

Cuz I can be your Stephanie

 

Why they hate you so

I don`t know, they wouldn't say

You did nothing wrong

Now I long for Triple-H

 

Triple-H

Cuz it's all about the game today

Chris and Booker needn't even play

Oh I believe in Triple-H

 

I break in your home

When I know that you're away

I stare at your thongs

And I long for Triple-H

 

Triple-H

Now the cops want to lock me away

So I need a place to hide away

Cuz I believe in Triple-H...

...yes I believe in Triple-H

 

Special thanks to ScoopThis!'s NoSoul for helping me put my feelings into words. See you next week.

 

 

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

...what the FUCK?

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

...what the FUCK?

My reaction as well, just after I nearly threw up a days worth of barbeque.

 

Downloading the MP3 now..it will take a while..

[Guest The Bad Guy]

This is hilarious.

[Bored 0]

Bleh, I've read funnier.

[Guest Skironox]

This confirms it.

[Bored 0]

This confirms it.

Confirms what?

 

You people do know this is a joke and wasn't written by Bradshaw, right? RIGHT?

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

The song adds a whole new dimension to it, but its not Bradshaw singing so it loses points there.

 

"I believe in HHH" - a sure fire #1 Hit!

[Guest cynicalprofit]

hacked site?

[Adam 0]

Oh my god. Is Bradshaw taking the same stuff as Jeff Hardy?

[Guest Skironox]

Oh my god. Is Bradshaw taking the same stuff as Jeff Hardy?

Yes.

 

Each other.

[Guest eiker_ir]

WTF~?!?!*

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

What the fuck?

 

*snickers* This is funny.

[Guest WukenBloodstar]

god..this is so damn funny.

[Guest wwF1587]

::looks down:: ok I KNOW i did not eat that for lunch...

[Guest HartFan86]

....the fuck?

[Guest Trivia247]

tries to remember the age average the smarks are. lol

[Guest Nanks]

Did this seriously come off the wwe website??? If so, it seems as though someone's hacked it and that rocks. Awesome work whoever's responsible, that's gold

[Guest sean pyro]

what an awesome song.

[Guest JDMattitudeV1]

Banyer mode on: Thats Gold! Gold Jerry!

[Guest Nanks]

Well either Marvin is full of shit and taking us for a ride or the site was indeed hacked and has already been fixed up. I can't see that anywhere on the site.

[Guest sean pyro]

just download the song man.. theres no way anyone could mimic bradshaws voice like that.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

Well either Marvin is full of shit and taking us for a ride or the site was indeed hacked and has already been fixed up. I can't see that anywhere on the site.

It's called a parody.

 

Yeah..

[Guest NoCalMike]

someone needs to copy and archive the wwe page that this poem/song is on. Send it to wrestlecrap ASAP. This is pretty funny, although obviously BS.

[Bored 0]

tries to remember the age average the smarks are. lol

No shit...*looks at Trivia247's birthdate*...we're both above the average. Even then its not a very good excuse if your over the age 16.

 

Oh and also no one has ever heard of ScoopThis! apparantly.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Wow, you guys get worked easily. Its a ScoopThis! parody, as evidenced by the MP3's URL.

[Guest Skironox]

I know scoopthis...

 

I Thought that site got taken down 3 years ago?

[Guest wrestlingbs]

I'm not shocked. When Bradshaw came out in that cowboy hat and those boots I knew this day would come.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

I know scoopthis...

 

I Thought that site got taken down 3 years ago?

Dusty The Fat Bitter Cat is a columnist at 1Wrestling and made some overtures to the rest of the guys (at least one of which became a 411 columnist) to get the party started again.

 

And of course, since 411 is like the WWE reaching for everything from Keith to Hyatte to ScoopThis to try and get some hits ("hey, remember this!") they're hosting the new updates.

 

They didn't even add a "This isn't real" disclaimer to the faux WWE page, thus leaving themselves open to a lawsuit. Stupid.

[Guest Nanks]

So to totally clarify everything for me, this is just a parody on some website. This was not actually posted on wwe.com by someone who hacked the site. Right??