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Worst Ring Attire From 1998-Now

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Guest Deebo

What the hell happened to Flair's tights? He used to be a man of many colors. Now all he wears are black tights with black boots. On RAW last night he did wear Red, but I think that was the first time he wore anything but black since WM X-8. I wanna see some of the purple, yellow and green again.

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Guest Choken One

He wore Purple on A PPV last fall...I think it was the Jericho match

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Guest eiker_ir
1/2 Stars, 1/2 Horizontal Stripes

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The other being those horrendous tights he wore in 2001, with the gold plating stuff on his abdominals.

 

i've always like that one in the pic, simple yet pretty cool.

 

and i liked the abs of steel tights!

 

 

and Flair wore Black trunks with purple boots and kneepads against Jericho.

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The Big 'A' logo that Angle had was really stupid. I like that Stars and Stripes one.

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Guest Redhawk

I know it's more than 5 years ago, but you can't have an "ugly ring attire" discussion without bringing up Demolition. Sure, they were cool back in the day, but looking back on it now they hella had some 8MM, gay porn-looking stuff on. Other recent offenders...

 

Undertaker -- The tank top with the neckline that goes down to his stomach, or any time he doesn't wear a shirt to cover his gut.

 

Big Show -- Anytime he wears briefs-style singlets and not the boxer-brief-style ones.

 

Jeff Jarrett -- The "Ain't I Gay?" silver suit with choker and strips going from neck to waist.

 

X-Pac -- The red and black DX suit that he wore forever.

 

Albert -- To paraphrase Stone Cold's little talk with Tazz, "Put cha shirt on...put cha shirt on...PUT YOUR SHIRT ON."

 

Steve Austin -- Tiger-print knee braces.

 

Ric Flair -- The shoes he waore when he was referee for that Taker-Austin match.

 

Bradshaw -- Don't even THINK of not wearing long tights when you come back from injury. Drop the gay cowboy hat and rope too.

 

Kidman -- Wedgie-tights were not cool.

 

Raven -- As said earlier, his last WWE match when he wore regular tights and cut his hair. He looked like hell.

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Guest eiker_ir

of course Rikishi's attire with his big ass showing in all his glory.

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Guest JDMattitudeV1

The "Bradshaws bitch" look that HBK was going for in the Elimination Chamber was terrible. Those horrible tights with the cowboy boots and the haircut like a 12 year old school girl, (:shudders).

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Guest Adrian 3:16

I forgot about Storm. He needs to go back to the black and red tights he had circa Invasion. Ditto for Kidman.

 

Molly's prude look with the white blouse was not flattering at all. Also, I can't be the only one who's noticed Trish shows a lot less skin in her ring attire than she used to. I say if you got, flaunt it.

 

Some I've seen mentioned that aren't bad at all are 3MW (what's wrong with a little thug gear?) and Goldberg's new black and white tights (makes him look less like an Austin clone and more individual).

 

As for Taker, at least he went back to wearing black. When he first returned as a biker he was just wearing blue jeans and vests, not to mention his cheetah-skin pants at Survivor Series 2000.

 

*shudders*

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Also, I can't be the only one who's noticed Trish shows a lot less skin in her ring attire than she used to. I say if you got, flaunt it.

I think the reason that she's showing less skin is so when people watch her matches, they think more about the wrestling and less about trying to get her in bed.

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and Goldberg's new black and white tights (makes him look less like an Austin clone and more individual).

Well...he went back to all black...but sorta still designed like the black and white ones.

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Guest Redhawk

Top 3 Kurt Angle singlets:

1. Half-flag, half-solid gold

2. Pinstriped "barbershop" look

3. "Ninja Turtles / Abs of Steel"

 

Do you realize, thoug, that everyone in The Nation at one point had ugly ring attire?

Mark Henry -- pre-Angle USA singlet; all-blue singlet he's had since Sexual Chocolate.

Owen Hart -- The "CAUTION" singlet; the outfit he wore at Wrestlemania 8 (I think it was), when he looked like a dorky cousin of 3 Count.

Godfather -- Some of his pimp outfits were ugly even by pimp standards.

Faarooq -- When he first came to WWF and wore that stupid Homeboy From Outer Space thing.

D'Lo Brown -- Remember Lo Down? Tiger Ali Singh?

The Rock -- Not anything he wrestled in, but some of his "$500 shirts" were hideous. Most memorable being that Got Milk? cow vest he wore the night after he won the title at Backlash 2000.

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Owen Hart -- The "CAUTION" singlet; the outfit he wore at Wrestlemania 8 (I think it was), when he looked like a dorky cousin of 3 Count.

Ah yes, the Taxi Cab outfit...

 

Then there was also the Blue Blazer outfit...

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Guest Adrian 3:16
Also, I can't be the only one who's noticed Trish shows a lot less skin in her ring attire than she used to.  I say if you got, flaunt it.

I think the reason that she's showing less skin is so when people watch her matches, they think more about the wrestling and less about trying to get her in bed.

Well yeah, obviously. The problem is her matches aren't really anything spectacular, so there goes a lot of the entertainment value for me.

 

As for Nation members, let's not forget Ahmed Johnson and his disturbing tendancy to get a wedgie in every match. :ph34r:

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Guest razazteca

Most of the costumes made by HBKs personal designer women.................the ones from that Confidential story, they gave him t-shirts when he was a Rocker, he gave them jobs with the company.

 

I also hate all of the neon costumes from the early 90s everything from Macho Man to Crush to Spark Plug.

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my top 10 hideous outfits:

 

1) Owen Hart new Foundation tights from WMVIII......wtf is up with baggy pants, stupid suspenders and checker designs all over.

 

2)Giant Gonzales ---- The naked ripped outift with the hair on the pubic area. Was he supposed to be a caveman?

 

3)Kurt Angle candy stripe barber red and white singlet. When he wore this at Summerslam i couldnt believe how friggin gay that outfit was. He better never wear that shit again.

 

4) Christians unamerican all red, genric as hell tights and top. It looked so damn cheap and cheesy.

 

5) Chris Benoit's corny ass toothless aggression tights. Just awful.

 

6) John Cena's pred Thuganomics 1000 different color combination tights. Those things looked like they should be on a woman instead and barely even went up to his friggin waist.

 

7) Kane's bondage outfit. Please go back to the old outfit kane. He just looks stupid and has no credibility as a monster with that dumb ass outfit.

 

8) Bret Harts painter outift in which he had little paint blotches all over his outfit. I thought his outfit was always cool but what was the point of the little paint blotches

 

9) Undertaker's leopard print leather pants from Fully Loaded 2000 i believe when he fought Kurt Angle. Hideous to the max.

 

10) Matt Hardy's red and black cargo pants. I'm an MFer but im sorry these pants have to go....theyre so tacky and corny.

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Guest Skironox

I can't believe nobodies mentioned Val Venis' attire for a few months in 2000. He wore f'n whitie tighties to the ring.

 

X pac in Biker shorts.

 

Kurt Angle those 20 times he got depantsed in 2002.

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Guest AndrewTS

I like the Kurt pinstriped attire. *shrug*

 

S&M Kane sucks.

 

Jarrett's NWA attire seriously blew. Double J, the Aztec Warrior!

 

Any time Mick Foley wore sweatpants. He'll admit to it, too.

 

Billy Gunn: pick one. Lips on the fruity plastic tights, any "Mr. Ass," the horrible "King Ass," and the "Thong Underneath Nylon Shorts" look that is in the WM2000 video game. Of course, prior to that he was Rockabilly and a Smoking Gunn.

 

Goldust. Not the type of body that should be in a full body suit, especially when I can make out every detail of his crotch if I am not careful to avert my eyes.

 

Ivory's RTC attire. I know the purpose was to cover her up, but it looked so stupid and impractical for a wrestler.

 

After Molly's heel turn: the white shirt/black pants combo she wore after ditching the GOOD LOOKING all black attire. Recently she had a frumpy looking top that nearly looked like a poncho. I like the current attire, but I think she doesn't know quite how to dress herself. :P

 

A-Train: Tiny shorts on a fat hairy man?! That's just cruel to the audience.

 

Big Show: See A-Train.

 

HBK's Elimination Chamber ring attire: So, HBK stole his wife's pantyhose for that thing?

 

Jericho's checkered pants: I guess this goes along with his character--it STILL sucks, though.

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Guest Downhome

This conversation is OVER I said, NOTHING beat Naked Midien, NOTHING.

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Guest AndrewTS

Geez, I liked Owen's yellow-and-black attire AND the "Enough is enough" catchphrase. Am I stupid, just an Owen mark, or just different? :P

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Guest Downhome
Geez, I liked Owen's yellow-and-black attire AND the "Enough is enough" catchphrase. Am I stupid, just an Owen mark, or just different? :P

I never cared for the atire, he looked too much like a damn sign or something. I DID however love the catchphrase, and I STILL use it my self quite offten.

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I liked the attire he had just before he passed away...not the Blue Blazer one, the one with the silver "OH" on the legs.

 

Yeah, Owen looked like a damn roadsign with the yellow and black attire.

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Guest Downhome
This conversation is OVER I said, NOTHING beat Naked Midien, NOTHING.

One thing would...

 

My idea for his partner...

 

NAKED VISCERA!

 

*Kill me now*

What about Naked Oily Teets Viscera? :P

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Guest Downhome
Bastian Booger

Shall I redirect you to a thread entitled "BEST Ring Atire"?

 

Come with me, and we'll post both Bastian Booger and Mantaur...MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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