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Guest Choken One
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There should be some sort of manditory Smarks IQ Test that one has to pass before being allowed to join the board.

 

The first question could be multiple choice...

 

1. How do you spell "the" ?

a) teh

b) the

c) eth

d) none of the above

 

I'm sure that would eliminate 50% of the applicants right off the bat. ;)

somewhere out in the vast unknown, shockmaster weeps...

Speaking of which...Where eth fuck is Shockmaster?

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Guest mach7
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There should be some sort of manditory Smarks IQ Test that one has to pass before being allowed to join the board.

(Emphasis added)

Careful there, slugger. :P

LMAO, I'd be the first victim, apparently. This is what I get for talking on teh telephone at teh same tiem. :P

Guest Downhome
Posted
I'm going to see if a script can be made where the Rules will be something that must be read prior to registration.

 

Dames

No one will read it, no one, ever.

 

I'd like to see it made so everyone can ONLY have one account also myself.

Guest CheeseBurgersSuck
Posted
Where eth fuck is Shockmaster?

He cant spell well.

 

BAN PLZ!!!!

Guest Anglesault
Posted
You see Dames, this is why I should be mod.

 

Who's on this board more than me?

 

I could be like RoboSault, banning all idiots in a timely fashion.

Oh come off it. All you'd do is fuck with TC.

I haven't done that in almost a year

 

But think about it, Dames. With me on like 23 hours a day ( :D) chances are I'd be on to nip the problem in the bud.

 

At least give me a trial run!

Guest mach7
Posted
I'm going to see if a script can be made where the Rules will be something that must be read prior to registration. 

 

Dames

No one will read it, no one, ever.

 

I'd like to see it made so everyone can ONLY have one account also myself.

I wonder if this board has an option to bind login's to a users IP address? Though, that might suck for those who do not have static IP's.

Guest Choken One
Posted
Where eth fuck is Shockmaster?

He cant spell well.

 

BAN PLZ!!!!

OMG! HE HAS LIKE HET WORSTEST GRAMMAR LIKE I EVER SAW.

 

BAN PLZ!

Guest mach7
Posted
But think about it, Dames. With me on like 23 hours a day ( :D) chances are I'd be on to nip the problem in the bud.

I was always curious... due to your amount of posts.. do you have a job? Go to school? I'm not trying to be a dick... just wondering. :)

Guest Cover of Darkness
Posted
You see Dames, this is why I should be mod.

 

Who's on this board more than me?

 

I could be like RoboSault, banning all idiots in a timely fashion.

Oh come off it. All you'd do is fuck with TC.

I haven't done that in almost a year

 

But think about it, Dames. With me on like 23 hours a day ( :D) chances are I'd be on to nip the problem in the bud.

 

At least give me a trial run!

I actually agree with AS here. In the year I've been here, he's been fun. He's in the WWE Folder most of the time, so he'd be better suited to clean that mess up.

Guest Choken One
Posted
AS, I'm not looking for any new mods right now.

 

The mods aren't the problem, the ambiguity of the rules are. I'm going to end that soon.

 

Dames

I believe you should showcase your massive and spectatular Balls and Ban a MAJOR NAME around here...just to show you are dead surious...

 

 

I gleefully nominate...Austinhhh4life or whatever the fucking guys name is...

Guest CheeseBurgersSuck
Posted
Where eth fuck is Shockmaster?

He cant spell well.

 

BAN PLZ!!!!

OMG! HE HAS LIKE HET WORSTEST GRAMMAR LIKE I EVER SAW.

 

BAN PLZ!

HE TYPES IN ALL CAPS

 

BAN PLZ!

Guest Anglesault
Posted
AS, I'm not looking for any new mods right now.

 

The mods aren't the problem, the ambiguity of the rules are. I'm going to end that soon.

 

Dames

Curses. Foiled again. :P

 

I actually figured with Brian MIA you'd be looking.

Guest Downhome
Posted
Where eth fuck is Shockmaster?

He cant spell well.

 

BAN PLZ!!!!

OMG! HE HAS LIKE HET WORSTEST GRAMMAR LIKE I EVER SAW.

 

BAN PLZ!

HE TYPES IN ALL CAPS

 

BAN PLZ!

THIS GUY ISNT COL1111 WTF BAN PLZ1!1!!!1

Guest Showstoppa Icon
Posted
Where eth fuck is Shockmaster?

He cant spell well.

 

BAN PLZ!!!!

OMG! HE HAS LIKE HET WORSTEST GRAMMAR LIKE I EVER SAW.

 

BAN PLZ!

HE TYPES IN ALL CAPS

 

BAN PLZ!

CHEESBURGERS ARE ACTUALY QUITE TASTY!

 

BAN PLZ!

Guest mach7
Posted
Where eth fuck is Shockmaster?

He cant spell well.

 

BAN PLZ!!!!

OMG! HE HAS LIKE HET WORSTEST GRAMMAR LIKE I EVER SAW.

 

BAN PLZ!

That's nothing!

 

Watch as I strike shock and awe into your hearts with my powers of.... CANADIAN SPELLING!!!

 

Colour!

Cheque!

Cancelled!

Catalogue!

Centre!

Labour!

Theatre!

..and as if that wasn't enough... FAVOURITE!!!

Guest Choken One
Posted

All right...Before this retreats into a 13 year old girls slumber party here

 

*mmmm 13 year old girls slumber parties...Lesbian petting...Hot MILFs abound...*

 

Oh yeah...Let's just all give DAMES a handy round of applause.

Guest DrTom
Posted

Canadians will be auto-banned under the new rules. Muahahahahaha~

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, so not really.

Guest treble charged
Posted

What's the Americanized spelling of "catalogue"? I never realized there was a difference.

Guest Anglesault
Posted
But think about it, Dames. With me on like 23 hours a day ( :D) chances are I'd be on to nip the problem in the bud.

I was always curious... due to your amount of posts.. do you have a job? Go to school? I'm not trying to be a dick... just wondering. :)

Of course I have a job.

 

But great hours and my amazing ability to run on three hours sleep allows me alot of time here (On top whatever else I do during the day)

Guest mach7
Posted
What's the Americanized spelling of "catalogue"? I never realized there was a difference.

Most dictionary's I've seen have it spelled as "catalog" ....

Guest CheeseBurgersSuck
Posted
Let's just all give DAMES a handy round of applause.

handy = hand job

Guest Anglesault
Posted
What's the Americanized spelling of "catalogue"? I never realized there was a difference.

catalog

 

I've been spelling it Canadian all these years!

Guest Choken One
Posted

^Same thing with me.

 

Most of my posting occurs at Work.

Guest J*ingus
Posted

::loads shotgun::

 

I've been in a bad fucking mood recently anyway, so let's saddle up.

Guest razazteca
Posted

Might I suggest going after people who start new topics with the same subject matter.

Guest bob_barron
Posted

I don't know what I think about this new grammar patrol thing but I do have one question-

 

Will people have to use the shift button when they type or will posts in all lower case still be allowed?

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

I think the problem with capitalization is only when everything is capitalized...ie CAPS LOCK ON...er..caps lock on..

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