Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 31, 2003 What a coup for BANKYWOOD Industries to take home the championship. I'll make it my lifes duty to ensure that this doesn't happen. PS: Go J*WING! Hey don't fuck around. We could have friendly relations if we work together. A coalition of forces could be in the works. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 31, 2003 I'll get on finding us some secret police. For now, everyone must canvas for banky to win the tournament. *Ahem* If we have enemies I need only to be told their names. You're hired. As captain of the secret police, you can figure out the name and those you want to work with you. Recruit wisely, and govern it wisely, never doubt Banky's paranoia and irrational fear. If that happens...well...I wouldn't be afraid to purge the cancerous beings who hinder BANKYWOOD Industries. So be wise, let me trust you. Okay, BANKYWOOD'S 00-SECTION: Okay, obviously we need a femme fatale. Tiff, I want to learn how to kill people with your legs while having sex by tomorrow. We need somebody who can come up with freaky shit at a moment's notice. Popick, you make the weapons. I expect a report in an hour. We need a suave dashing agent... oh wait, no we don't. I got it covered. We need cannon fodder. AM the Kid should do. We need a guy who's almost as good as the agent, and who will turn traitor in a month. Choken fits the bill. Zsasz, those people are in the BANKYWOOD government. YOU need to recruit new people to work for you in the secret police. Not current members of the Enterprise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted May 31, 2003 What a coup for BANKYWOOD Industries to take home the championship. I'll make it my lifes duty to ensure that this doesn't happen. PS: Go J*WING! Hey don't fuck around. We could have friendly relations if we work together. A coalition of forces could be in the works. This talk intrigues me greatly..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted May 31, 2003 jesus, even when i offer my services i get no-sold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted May 31, 2003 I suggest we use the 00 Section to destroy J*WING... and all it represents. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted May 31, 2003 I'll get on finding us some secret police. For now, everyone must canvas for banky to win the tournament. *Ahem* If we have enemies I need only to be told their names. You're hired. As captain of the secret police, you can figure out the name and those you want to work with you. Recruit wisely, and govern it wisely, never doubt Banky's paranoia and irrational fear. If that happens...well...I wouldn't be afraid to purge the cancerous beings who hinder BANKYWOOD Industries. So be wise, let me trust you. Okay, BANKYWOOD'S 00-SECTION: Okay, obviously we need a femme fatale. Tiff, I want to learn how to kill people with your legs while having sex by tomorrow. We need somebody who can come up with freaky shit at a moment's notice. Popick, you make the weapons. I expect a report in an hour. We need a suave dashing agent... oh wait, no we don't. I got it covered. We need cannon fodder. AM the Kid should do. We need a guy who's almost as good as the agent, and who will turn traitor in a month. Choken fits the bill. Zsasz, those people are in the BANKYWOOD government. YOU need to recruit new people to work for you in the secret police. Not current members of the Enterprise. Oh... sorry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted May 31, 2003 gtd, you can be in the secret police. We need someone who can brainwash the idiots with falsified quotes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted May 31, 2003 I suggest we use the 00 Section to destroy J*WING... and all it represents. BOOOOOOOOOOO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted May 31, 2003 I suggest we use the 00 Section to destroy J*WING... and all it represents. BOOOOOOOOOOO! Quiet you! *Hits over the head with a very large fish* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted May 31, 2003 I suggest we use the 00 Section to destroy J*WING... and all it represents. BOOOOOOOOOOO! Quiet you! *Hits over the head with a very large fish* Ow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewisyourHero Report post Posted May 31, 2003 I volunteer my services to BANKYWOOD . After all, I'm a Hero, dammit. And the holder of a ficticious e-fed title.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted May 31, 2003 I volunteer my services to BANKYWOOD . After all, I'm a Hero, dammit. And the holder of a ficticious e-fed title.. You can be in the 00 Section Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dangerous A Report post Posted May 31, 2003 Did you win your e-fed title in a tournament in Brazil? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewisyourHero Report post Posted May 31, 2003 I beat ThunderKid at Anglemania Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted May 31, 2003 Did you win your e-fed title in a tournament in Brazil? Worse. In the OAOAST. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewisyourHero Report post Posted May 31, 2003 Now, what does the 00 section entail? Murder? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted May 31, 2003 Now, what does the 00 section entail? Murder? Murder, Sabotage, Sleeping with hot chicks, evading death in pointless and gimmicky stunts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewisyourHero Report post Posted May 31, 2003 Sweet deal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted May 31, 2003 Sweet deal Yeah, I know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted May 31, 2003 Here's the test you have to take: 1.) Can you pilot a hovercraft? 2.) Would you give away your real name to the enemy when it isn't needed? Furthermore, would you do it with a five second dramatic pause between your names? 3.) If confronted by a man with metal teeth, would you punch him in the face repeatedly? If you answered YES to all these questions, YOU ARE IN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 31, 2003 chave, convert. This is all lookin' great. Good job Zsasz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted May 31, 2003 chave, convert. Convert? You offering me a place in your new world order of groove Banky? What post? I can always be bribed...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted May 31, 2003 chave, convert. Convert? You offering me a place in your new world order of groove Banky? What post? I can always be bribed...... Here's my offer: Lead or Silver. Your choice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewisyourHero Report post Posted May 31, 2003 A contribution to the glory of BANKYWOOD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angle-plex Report post Posted May 31, 2003 Did you win your e-fed title in a tournament in Brazil? Worse. In the OAOAST. I thought you stopped posting here Zsasz. What happend? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angle-plex Report post Posted May 31, 2003 time to start the ban agnes campaign again... Ugh. Don't you have better things to do? Like ruin other people's enjoyment of OAOAST? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted May 31, 2003 time to start the ban agnes campaign again... Ugh. Don't you have better things to do? Like ruin other people's enjoyment of OAOAST? People enjoy the OAOAST? Oh and I started posting here again, because the whole thing with the OAOAST was childish anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 31, 2003 A contribution to the glory of BANKYWOOD I love you. You are our new graphics man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angle-plex Report post Posted May 31, 2003 time to start the ban agnes campaign again... Ugh. Don't you have better things to do? Like ruin other people's enjoyment of OAOAST? People enjoy the OAOAST? Surprisingly, some people still DO enjoy OAOAST. I, however, am not one of those people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 31, 2003 time to start the ban agnes campaign again... Ugh. Don't you have better things to do? Like ruin other people's enjoyment of OAOAST? People enjoy the OAOAST? Surprisingly, some people still DO enjoy OAOAST. I, however, am not one of those people. I am in that thingie. I'll be World Champion soon. Then I'll quit. Suckers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
