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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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Next time you go to the WWE Folder, pick a random topic and take the opposite of the generic Smark perspective. Then, logically debate your point.

 

You will find that about 90% of the forum will call you a troll, (Unless you're one of the Icons here) no matter how well you present your points.

Or, you could just be Downhome.

I am in awe of your insubordination. (Copyright: TC, 2003)

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New Orders for the 00 Section.

 

 

OPERATION: FROM A VIEW TO A KILL

 

The WWE Folder has been SUPER bitchy lately, and I've recieved orders from the top that it has to end.

 

Next time you go to the WWE Folder, pick a random topic and take the opposite of the generic Smark perspective. Then, logically debate your point.

 

You will find that about 90% of the forum will call you a troll, (Unless you're one of the Icons here) no matter how well you present your points.

You kids and your crazy games.

 

You see, J*WING would never do anything that lame.

 

Oh yeah, and Bankywood still sucks.

J*WING doesn't HAVE to do anything that lame. The fact that they let YOU in is enough.

 

Oh, and don't less the dorr hit you on the ass on your way out sweet-ums.

J*WING rocks my friend. They let me in because I am amazingly kewl. B-)

NOT because I just asked.

Posted

You need to stop kidding yourself, Chave. You've only taken up with J*Wing because had you been allowed into Bankywood Industries, you would have been overshadowed by myself. Too bad, most men like working under a beautiful woman.

 

-Tiff

Guest DrTom
Posted

But when the man's under the woman, isn't the woman usually doing more of the work?

 

Um... anyway... uh, how 'bout that weather?

Guest BANKYWOOD
Posted

....perverts.

 

And the weather is overcast and a little humid...I don't like it.

 

 

PS. She should do the most of the work, and she does.

 

*wink, wink* Tiff

Guest BANKYWOOD
Posted
I'm going to ride you for that one, Banky.

 

;) (wink, wink yourself)

 

-Tiff

Just don't stub it this time.

 

:lol:

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted
I'm going to ride you for that one, Banky.

 

;) (wink, wink yourself)

 

-Tiff

I give that series of sexual puns a 6. It helps that an exceptionally striking woman is telling us about what turns her on, but the jokes just arn't subtle enough to be any higher then that.

Posted

I think Banky would inform you that I'm no less than a perfect 10, Mr. Zsasz. Though he's seen a side of me that I shall not reveal to you. Rest assured though, he's usually smiling, even when he's arguing with some of the posters here.

 

-Tiff

Guest BANKYWOOD
Posted
I'm going to ride you for that one, Banky.

 

;) (wink, wink yourself)

 

-Tiff

I give that series of sexual puns a 6. It helps that an exceptionally striking woman is telling us about what turns her on, but the jokes just arn't subtle enough to be any higher then that.

We don't try to be subtle, we still want to entertain the sexually depraved TSM posters who visit this thread.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted
I think Banky would inform you that I'm no less than a perfect 10, Mr. Zsasz. Though he's seen a side of me that I shall not reveal to you. Rest assured though, he's usually smiling, even when he's arguing with some of the posters here.

 

-Tiff

I said you were beautiful, I just didn't think the jokes were funny enough.

 

Yes, I'm sure he likes going off on you, even more then going off on everyone here.

 

 

Now THAT'S a sexual pun.

Posted
I think Banky would inform you that I'm no less than a perfect 10, Mr. Zsasz.  Though he's seen a side of me that I shall not reveal to you.  Rest assured though, he's usually smiling, even when he's arguing with some of the posters here.

 

-Tiff

I said you were beautiful, I just didn't think the jokes were funny enough.

 

Yes, I'm sure he likes going off on you, even more then going off on everyone here.

 

 

Now THAT'S a sexual pun.

It would have been funnier if you debated my claim by saying "Where do you get off?", to which I could have said "On my waterbed, usually with some help from Banky."

 

That would have been better, at least to me.

 

-Tiff

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted
I think Banky would inform you that I'm no less than a perfect 10, Mr. Zsasz.  Though he's seen a side of me that I shall not reveal to you.  Rest assured though, he's usually smiling, even when he's arguing with some of the posters here.

 

-Tiff

I said you were beautiful, I just didn't think the jokes were funny enough.

 

Yes, I'm sure he likes going off on you, even more then going off on everyone here.

 

 

Now THAT'S a sexual pun.

It would have been funnier if you debated my claim by saying "Where do you get off?", to which I could have said "On my waterbed, usually with some help from Banky."

 

That would have been better, at least to me.

 

-Tiff

That would have been funny, but there's no guarantee that you would have delievered the climax. (No pun intended.)

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted
I can deliver the climax quite well, especially with inside jokes.

 

-Tiff

Yes, I'm sure you can milk one for all it's worth.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted
Zsasz, are you hitting on my girl?

Banky, I have a girlfriend. Besides we live on the other side of the country.

 

I'm just joking around with a nice girl, OK? She's still going home with you.

Guest BANKYWOOD
Posted
Zsasz, are you hitting on my girl?

Banky, I have a girlfriend. Besides we live on the other side of the country.

 

I'm just joking around with a nice girl, OK? She's still going home with you.

You're a dirty cunt if you didn't catch on to the sarcasm of the comment.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted

Poor Zsasz. I can hit on anyone I want. I have complete sexual freedom, because sex is what brought me to the dance around here.

Hey Tiff... bend over ho, show me whatcha working with.

Guest BANKYWOOD
Posted
Poor Zsasz. I can hit on anyone I want. I have complete sexual freedom, because sex is what brought me to the dance around here.

Hey Tiff... bend over ho, show me whatcha working with.

Do it, Tiff.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted
Zsasz, are you hitting on my girl?

Banky, I have a girlfriend. Besides we live on the other side of the country.

 

I'm just joking around with a nice girl, OK? She's still going home with you.

You're a dirty cunt if you didn't catch on to the sarcasm of the comment.

No, I was a little more concerned that I may have offended you or your girl. I didn't stop to think you were joking.

 

 

My bad.

Posted
Zsasz, are you hitting on my girl?

Banky, I have a girlfriend. Besides we live on the other side of the country.

 

I'm just joking around with a nice girl, OK? She's still going home with you.

You're a dirty cunt if you didn't catch on to the sarcasm of the comment.

No, I was a little more concerned that I may have offended you or your girl. I didn't stop to think you were joking.

 

 

My bad.

And so, the mighty BANKYWOOD industries starts to fall. Soon it will have imploded with sexual tension, and only the sad wankers of J*WING will remain.

*does evil laugh*

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted

No group that I am a part of can implode with sexual tension. I am the sexual tension safety valve.

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