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Guest AM The Kid
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I think I speak for many when I say J*wing sucks. Yes, thats right!

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Guest BANKYWOOD
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I think I speak for many when I say J*wing sucks. Yes, thats right!

Testify kid, TESTIFAY!~!~

Guest BANKYWOOD
Posted
I think I speak for many when I say J*wing sucks. Yes, thats right!

Yeah, but what you gonna do?

Ignore your shite.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted

We should decide on a theme song. I recommend:

 

"I Want to be Sedated" by The Ramones

 

 

OR

 

 

"Layla" by Derek and the Dominoes

Guest The Superstar
Posted

I recommend "Everybody Dance Now" by C+C Music Factory. Or possibly, "Squeeze me Macaroni" by Mr. Bungle.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted

I recommend "Fuck the Police"

Guest Dangerous A
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I nominate "Hate me now" by Nas featuring P Diddy (although I can't stand P Diddy)

Guest godthedog
Posted

i make movies in my spare time, so i suppose i could offer my services as minister of propaganda. i could make banky desire videos & shit. i would be the Ministry of Truth to your Party, the Squealer to your Napoleon, the Goebbels to your Third Reich.

 

just so you know up front that, should i be accepted, this is only to build a name for myself until i can strike out on my own.

Guest Big Poppa Popick
Posted

i think hate me now makes the most sense...

 

puhlease, the only reason why you j-wingers are sooo sobby when it comes to women is that youve got short wangs and no knowledge of how to sexify the ladies

 

whiners...stop bitching, move somewhere *here* where the ladies rock, get yourself a genuine WWBD tat, and big pimp it

 

or sit there and wallow in your self-pity

 

I also hereby declare BankyWood Industries the greatest Clique ever.

Guest Angle-plex
Posted

Online kliqs are SO cool.

 

[/sarcasm]

Guest godthedog
Posted
I am SO jealous of this.

so true, my friend. so true.

Guest Angle-plex
Posted
I am SO jealous of this.

so true, my friend. so true.

I'd make fun of you, but your group has Popick. That's punishment enough.

Guest godthedog
Posted

knock yourself out, as of now i'm not even in the group. i just couldn't resist the chance to alter the quote.

Guest Angle-plex
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knock yourself out, as of now i'm not even in the group. i just couldn't resist the chance to alter the quote.

I understand. I really didn't want to make fun of you either, I just needed a reason to bash Popick.

Guest Big Poppa Popick
Posted

oh puhlease

 

bashing me is passe its been done so much

 

then again, if it stops you from joining that OTHER clique...

 

ah what the hell

 

BAN AGNES

Guest Angle-plex
Posted

Nooooooooooooo~! We're done with that. It has been over for months. ;)

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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Nooooooooooooo~! We're done with that. It has been over for months. ;)

Agnes, you need a vacation... a hooker... something. Sonetimes you can just be an oppressivly morose bastard.

 

 

Nice to see you again, by the way.

Guest Choken One
Posted

I dont even remember signing up for this Banky...

 

 

<- Is still the HOTTEST FREE AGENT on the MARKET!

Guest Big Poppa Popick
Posted

i could always use a good gespato

Guest BANKYWOOD
Posted

I'll get on finding us some secret police. For now, everyone must canvas for banky to win the tournament.

Guest Big Poppa Popick
Posted

i changed my vote hehe, or i am right now

Guest BANKYWOOD
Posted

What a coup for BANKYWOOD Industries to take home the championship.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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I'll get on finding us some secret police. For now, everyone must canvas for banky to win the tournament.

*Ahem*

 

If we have enemies I need only to be told their names.

Guest BANKYWOOD
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I'll get on finding us some secret police.  For now, everyone must canvas for banky to win the tournament.

*Ahem*

 

If we have enemies I need only to be told their names.

You're hired. As captain of the secret police, you can figure out the name and those you want to work with you. Recruit wisely, and govern it wisely, never doubt Banky's paranoia and irrational fear. If that happens...well...I wouldn't be afraid to purge the cancerous beings who hinder BANKYWOOD Industries. So be wise, let me trust you.

Guest Big Poppa Popick
Posted

time to start the ban agnes campaign again...

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted
I'll get on finding us some secret police.  For now, everyone must canvas for banky to win the tournament.

*Ahem*

 

If we have enemies I need only to be told their names.

You're hired. As captain of the secret police, you can figure out the name and those you want to work with you. Recruit wisely, and govern it wisely, never doubt Banky's paranoia and irrational fear. If that happens...well...I wouldn't be afraid to purge the cancerous beings who hinder BANKYWOOD Industries. So be wise, let me trust you.

Okay, BANKYWOOD'S 00-SECTION:

 

Okay, obviously we need a femme fatale. Tiff, I want to learn how to kill people with your legs while having sex by tomorrow.

 

We need somebody who can come up with freaky shit at a moment's notice. Popick, you make the weapons. I expect a report in an hour.

 

We need a suave dashing agent... oh wait, no we don't. I got it covered.

 

We need cannon fodder. AM the Kid should do.

 

We need a guy who's almost as good as the agent, and who will turn traitor in a month. Choken fits the bill.

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