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Guest BANKYWOOD
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What a coup for BANKYWOOD Industries to take home the championship.

I'll make it my lifes duty to ensure that this doesn't happen.

 

PS: Go J*WING!

Hey don't fuck around. We could have friendly relations if we work together. A coalition of forces could be in the works.

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Guest BANKYWOOD
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I'll get on finding us some secret police.  For now, everyone must canvas for banky to win the tournament.

*Ahem*

 

If we have enemies I need only to be told their names.

You're hired. As captain of the secret police, you can figure out the name and those you want to work with you. Recruit wisely, and govern it wisely, never doubt Banky's paranoia and irrational fear. If that happens...well...I wouldn't be afraid to purge the cancerous beings who hinder BANKYWOOD Industries. So be wise, let me trust you.

Okay, BANKYWOOD'S 00-SECTION:

 

Okay, obviously we need a femme fatale. Tiff, I want to learn how to kill people with your legs while having sex by tomorrow.

 

We need somebody who can come up with freaky shit at a moment's notice. Popick, you make the weapons. I expect a report in an hour.

 

We need a suave dashing agent... oh wait, no we don't. I got it covered.

 

We need cannon fodder. AM the Kid should do.

 

We need a guy who's almost as good as the agent, and who will turn traitor in a month. Choken fits the bill.

Zsasz, those people are in the BANKYWOOD government. YOU need to recruit new people to work for you in the secret police. Not current members of the Enterprise.

Guest godthedog
Posted

jesus, even when i offer my services i get no-sold.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted

I suggest we use the 00 Section to destroy J*WING... and all it represents.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted
I'll get on finding us some secret police.  For now, everyone must canvas for banky to win the tournament.

*Ahem*

 

If we have enemies I need only to be told their names.

You're hired. As captain of the secret police, you can figure out the name and those you want to work with you. Recruit wisely, and govern it wisely, never doubt Banky's paranoia and irrational fear. If that happens...well...I wouldn't be afraid to purge the cancerous beings who hinder BANKYWOOD Industries. So be wise, let me trust you.

Okay, BANKYWOOD'S 00-SECTION:

 

Okay, obviously we need a femme fatale. Tiff, I want to learn how to kill people with your legs while having sex by tomorrow.

 

We need somebody who can come up with freaky shit at a moment's notice. Popick, you make the weapons. I expect a report in an hour.

 

We need a suave dashing agent... oh wait, no we don't. I got it covered.

 

We need cannon fodder. AM the Kid should do.

 

We need a guy who's almost as good as the agent, and who will turn traitor in a month. Choken fits the bill.

Zsasz, those people are in the BANKYWOOD government. YOU need to recruit new people to work for you in the secret police. Not current members of the Enterprise.

Oh... sorry

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted

gtd, you can be in the secret police. We need someone who can brainwash the idiots with falsified quotes.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted
I suggest we use the 00 Section to destroy J*WING... and all it represents.

BOOOOOOOOOOO!

Quiet you!

 

 

*Hits over the head with a very large fish*

Guest AndrewisyourHero
Posted

I volunteer my services to BANKYWOOD . After all, I'm a Hero, dammit. And the holder of a ficticious e-fed title..

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted
I volunteer my services to BANKYWOOD . After all, I'm a Hero, dammit. And the holder of a ficticious e-fed title..

You can be in the 00 Section

Guest Dangerous A
Posted

Did you win your e-fed title in a tournament in Brazil?

Guest AndrewisyourHero
Posted

I beat ThunderKid at Anglemania

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted
Did you win your e-fed title in a tournament in Brazil?

Worse. In the OAOAST.

Guest AndrewisyourHero
Posted

Now, what does the 00 section entail? Murder?

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted
Now, what does the 00 section entail? Murder?

Murder, Sabotage, Sleeping with hot chicks, evading death in pointless and gimmicky stunts.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted
Sweet deal

Yeah, I know.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted

Here's the test you have to take:

 

 

1.) Can you pilot a hovercraft?

 

2.) Would you give away your real name to the enemy when it isn't needed? Furthermore, would you do it with a five second dramatic pause between your names?

 

3.) If confronted by a man with metal teeth, would you punch him in the face repeatedly?

 

 

If you answered YES to all these questions, YOU ARE IN!

Guest BANKYWOOD
Posted

chave, convert.

 

This is all lookin' great. Good job Zsasz.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted
chave, convert.

Convert? You offering me a place in your new world order of groove Banky? What post?

 

I can always be bribed......

Here's my offer:

 

Lead or Silver. Your choice.

Guest AndrewisyourHero
Posted

bankywood.jpg

 

A contribution to the glory of BANKYWOOD

Guest Angle-plex
Posted
Did you win your e-fed title in a tournament in Brazil?

Worse. In the OAOAST.

:lol:

 

I thought you stopped posting here Zsasz. What happend?

Guest Angle-plex
Posted
time to start the ban agnes campaign again...

Ugh. Don't you have better things to do? Like ruin other people's enjoyment of OAOAST?

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted
time to start the ban agnes campaign again...

Ugh. Don't you have better things to do? Like ruin other people's enjoyment of OAOAST?

People enjoy the OAOAST?

 

 

Oh and I started posting here again, because the whole thing with the OAOAST was childish anyway.

Guest BANKYWOOD
Posted
bankywood.jpg

 

A contribution to the glory of BANKYWOOD

I love you.

 

You are our new graphics man.

Guest Angle-plex
Posted
time to start the ban agnes campaign again...

Ugh. Don't you have better things to do? Like ruin other people's enjoyment of OAOAST?

People enjoy the OAOAST?

Surprisingly, some people still DO enjoy OAOAST. I, however, am not one of those people.

Guest BANKYWOOD
Posted
time to start the ban agnes campaign again...

Ugh. Don't you have better things to do? Like ruin other people's enjoyment of OAOAST?

People enjoy the OAOAST?

Surprisingly, some people still DO enjoy OAOAST. I, however, am not one of those people.

I am in that thingie.

 

I'll be World Champion soon.

 

Then I'll quit.

 

Suckers.

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