Guest ViciousFish Report post Posted June 1, 2003 I'm totally bored and since I have a steel trap mind for useless trivia I've started the movie quote game. Simple rules: 1. Can't be an obscure movie no one has seen. Has to be something most people have seen. 2. Guess the quote place the next one. I'll start with an easy one. Character 1: Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? Character 2: No, no, I... don't... Character 1: Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen. Character 2: It isn't?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted June 1, 2003 Dogma. Should of put this in the movie folder. Oh well. "Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bravesfan Report post Posted June 1, 2003 The Big Lebowski. CHARACTER 1 : "I'm a Pantera's box you do not want to open! " CHARACTER 2 : "It's Pandora." CHARACTER 1 : "Please don't correct me, it sickens me." NO CHEATING! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChris Report post Posted June 1, 2003 "Mystery Men." CHARACTER 1: "You've got a gun. Shoot them." CHARACTER 2: "I want to, but they're fur-brained. I'd need some kind of permit, wouldn't I?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2003 The first one isn't Dogma...it's Fight Club. Heh, and I'm also one for useless quotes. "Sometimes anger...can help you survive." "...So can faith." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted June 1, 2003 X2: X-MEN UNITED "Hi, I'm Plenty!" "But of course you are." "Plenty O'Toole." "Named after your father perhaps?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2003 Diamonds Are Forever. "Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of over-priced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastics. Ten years in the country and still “no speaka English.” Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in Café’s sipping tea in glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheeling and dealing and scheming. Go back where you fucking came from. Fuck the black Haddam in Hasidim strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff selling South African Apartie Diamonds. Fuck the uptown brothers; they never pass the ball, they don’t wanna play defense, they take five steps on every lay up, and then they wanna turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended 137 years ago, move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shot, standing behind the blue wall of silence. You betray our trust. Fuck the priests who puts his hands down some innocent child’s pants. Fuck the church that protects them delivering us into evil. And while you’re at it fuck JC he got off easy: a day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the alleluias of the legion angels for eternity. Try 7 years in fucking Otis Bill, J. Fuck Osama bin Laden, Al Quida, and backward ass cave dwelling fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the name of innocent thousands murdered everywhere, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your 72 whores roasting in a jet fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hardyz1 Report post Posted June 1, 2003 25th Hour "It's amazing what you can do when you don't have to look at yourself in the mirror every day." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bravesfan Report post Posted June 1, 2003 EDIT: Judging by the content of the quote, Hollow Man. "You ain't never killed nobody before, have you? It ain't like stepping on ants. It takes a man to kill, you man enough to kill? (The name of the man, that he/she's talking to, is deleted from this quote.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted June 1, 2003 EDIT: This was in reply to Yuna Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted June 1, 2003 Training Day. "What happened to your butler friend?" "He blew a fuse." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bravesfan Report post Posted June 1, 2003 Nice one, MrZsasz. GOLDFINGER. CHARACTER ONE: What did you do? CHARCATER TWO: Well, I lost my temper and I took a knife and I uhh...do you know those "Do Not Remove Under the Penalty of Law" labels they put on mattresses? CHARACTER ONE: Yeah. CHARACTER TWO: Well, I CUT one of them off! CHARACTER ONE: Gee. CHARACTER TWO: Yeah, I have a real bad temper. CHARACTER ONE: Boy, I always thought that was the dumbest law. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted June 1, 2003 Pee Wee's Big Adventure "Yes, well... you put your clothes on, and I'll buy you an ice cream." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2003 For Your Eyes Only. "I ju-ju-just had to kill Linda, Mr. Vail. That cunt got what she deserved. But...cutting up that son-of-a-bitch Rushman? That was just a fucking work of art!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted June 1, 2003 Primal Fear "I am now aiming pricisely at your groin. So speak or forever hold your piece." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted June 1, 2003 Ok, here's a hint. It's a Bond movie. It stars Roger Moore. Maud Adams plays a Bond girl. That narrows it down to 2 movies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2003 The Man With The Golden Gun, 1974 "Now a question of etiquette. As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted June 1, 2003 Another Quote From Fight Club. "Who glued these quarters down?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted June 1, 2003 Empire Records "We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. DOES THAT SOUND ALRIGHT TO YOU?!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted June 1, 2003 Evil Dead 2 "Just stay on that jukbox and there's an extra 20 in it for you." (Afro'd Soul Brother Cab Driver): "Hey man, for 20 bucks... I'll take you to a Ku Klux Klan cookout!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lil Naitch Report post Posted June 1, 2003 25th Hour "It's amazing what you can do when you don't have to look at yourself in the mirror every day." Hollow Man. "Everything was going fine untill dickless here shut down the containment grid!" "Is this true?" "Yes, it's true. This man has no dick." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagan469 Report post Posted June 1, 2003 Ghostbusters "Hey monkees, how about a little respect. The residing president of the university just walked in." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted June 2, 2003 Mine was from Live and Let Die, slugheads. I love how I've narrowed it down so far with this, and you guys are still utterly clueless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChris Report post Posted June 3, 2003 CHARACTER 1: "You've got a gun. Shoot them." CHARACTER 2: "I want to, but they're fur-brained. I'd need some kind of permit, wouldn't I?" What, was everyone afraid to answer this one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evilhomer Report post Posted June 3, 2003 CHARACTER 1: "You've got a gun. Shoot them." CHARACTER 2: "I want to, but they're fur-brained. I'd need some kind of permit, wouldn't I?" What, was everyone afraid to answer this one? Quick Change happy now? C1: I was just thinking, what you do seems kind of dangerous right now. I mean, how do you know I'm not the killer? C2: I don't. Why, you feeling any urges I should know about? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2003 If Benjamin were ice-cream, he'd be pralines and dick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted June 3, 2003 Dark City "Exercise Control? 007 here. I'll report in one hour." Gorgeous woman du jour: "Won't you join me?" "Better make that two." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted June 3, 2003 Christ...enough with the fucking Bond movies... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted June 3, 2003 Enough Bond Here's an easy one: "If you iz watching dis in da UK, you may remember me from da telly. If you iz in Belgium.... you iz living in a shit hole. " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted June 3, 2003 Ali G indahouse (not sure of spelling, i've gone off him) 'You know, you can't really dust for vomit..' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
