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Guest Suicide King
Posted (edited)

SWF Storm

June 6, 2003

Live from the Monster Dome on Monster Island!

Matches due: 6:00 pm

Send to: Edwin MacPhisto

 

No DQ Handicap Match

Wild and Dangerous vs. Neilsen of the Jungle

Well, well, well... lookee who's healthy enough to wrestle again. Well, King is pretty sure that he can fix that! Why get Wild and Dangerous to do his dirty work, you may ask? Well, let's just say that if Wild and Dangerous are interested in standing out from an increasingly crowded tag scene (what with the Unholy Trinity and Chilly Dog gaining steam), they had best make sure that Neilsen is hurting.

Rules: None. Wild and Dangerous may be in the ring at the same time. Pinfalls and submissions count only in the ring.

Word Limit: 5000

Send to: realitycheck

 

Singles Match for the US Title

Mike Van Siclen vs. Michael Craven

Special Guest Referee: Sean Atlas

Well, MVS and Atlas seem to be heading toward a collision, but before that happens a dominant Michael Craven looks to stamp MVS down one more time. And surely Atlas can support that...

Rules: Standard rules. Only Atlas may render a decision. Atlas may write a match if he wishes.

Word Limit: 4500

Send to: chirs3

 

Singles Match

Nathaniel Kibagami vs. Beezel

Kibagami has gathered some significant steam, with a pair of high-profile wins over the past few weeks. But is he ready for Janus at the PPV? I mean, is he really READY? King thinks not. What Kings thinks of Silent is immaterial however... what Beezel thinks is that he can take him. Let's see.

Rules: Standard singles match

Word Limit: 6000

Send to: Grand Slam

 

Singles Match for the ICTV Title

Janus vs. Danny Williams

Williams has been, in a word, unstoppable. Janus thinks that that particular epithet should belong to the Heel Machine alone! These two mixed it up last week with quite a few other participants, but this time it is mano e mano. And King thinks this oculd be a great match, provided all of the interference monkeys don't hit the ring to advance their plotlines, those silly geese.

Rules: Standard singles match

Word Limit: 6000

Send to: realitycheck

 

Main Event

Six Man Tag

Tom Flesher and Justice and Rule vs. The Boston Strangler, Longdogger Pete, and Frost

The groundwork was laid on Smarkdown, and now the throwdown shall commence! Justice and Rule lost their last six man, and the history in this match would require an experienced novelist to list it all in the allotted space. So, since I'm still unpublished, I shan't try.

Rules: All tag rules enforced, including tag ropes.

Word Limit: 7000

Send to: Edwin MacPhisto

Edited by Suicide King
Guest Ash Ketchum
Posted

And so, Craven/MVS Part 23,952,701.5 begins... :P

Guest Coffin Surfer
Posted

Yahooooo! I'm finally wrestling an actual Heavyweight! :D

Guest Beezel
Posted

*Hot tags self and proceeds to get beaten until escaping and tagging my other self*

Guest Mr. Slim Citrus
Posted
Be forewarned ( :P ), my stats have recently been overhauled. You may find it relevant.
Guest Kibagami
Posted

I'm assuming the word limit for my match is going to be lowered...however, I can't say I really want the rules changed, because I'm going to write a spot where Beezel and I start tagging the ref in and out for no reason at all, confusing the hell out of the fans and the announcers, and then going right back to the match like nothing happened.

 

Could be fun.

 

K.

Guest WrestlingDeacon
Posted

Tod, I think you and Beezel should bring partners to the ring with you. Say like a wrestling bear, the Jumping Bomb Angels and Mercury's severed ear.

Guest Kibagami
Posted

I call Cardboard Comet and the ear.

 

K.

Guest Edwin MacPhisto
Posted

I get *another* six-man?

 

I'm the luckiest boy on earth. SQUEEEE!

 

The most exciting match for me is Janus/Danny. Coming off what happened throughout the tag match, this one should be great.

Guest Beingz0wningj00
Posted

I call the opening promo!

 

 

 

 

 

*smokes a blunt*

 

You know what's coming.

Guest Dace59
Posted

1) Exams freaking suck.

 

2) Great card, Danny/Janus and the Six Man are gonna kick ass.

 

3) Keep moving people, I'll be back.

Guest Ace309
Posted

Our entire match plan:

 

One extended Deez Nuts joke.

Guest Tod deKindes
Posted
Tod, I think you and Beezel should bring partners to the ring with you. Say like a wrestling bear, the Jumping Bomb Angels and Mercury's severed ear.

Huh?

Guest Kibagami
Posted

I'm assuming by 'Tod', he meant 'Kibagami'.

 

They look kind of the same.

 

K.

Guest 5_moves_of_doom
Posted

Cool card, and I'm especially looking forward to seeing how Danny handles a big man like Janus.

 

...er, not to say that Janus winning is impossible, or... anything...! *cough*

 

Good luck to both of you, though. MOTN guarenteed if it lives up to my expectations.

Guest WrestlingDeacon
Posted

Wait a minute...I thought Kibagami was a ringer for Tod and that Silent fella was just a figment of my imagination. Damn, I need to stop getting drugs off of Crowe.

Guest Kibagami
Posted

....he knows.

 

Sorry, fella, we're gonn hafta put ya down.

 

*injects Frost with a lethal dose of tequila*

 

It's the humane thing to do.

 

K.

Guest WrestlingDeacon
Posted

*vomits violently and dies*

Guest Suicide King
Posted

Brain repaired and card edited with correct match descriptions.

Guest Goodear
Posted

I just realized where the show was taking place...

 

SWEET!

 

Of course, it will be the lowest attendend SWF event in history but I think we'll make up the dough in concession sales.

Guest Mr. Slim Citrus
Posted

:huh:

 

Where/what the hell is Monster Island?

Guest Goodear
Posted

It's where Godzilla and his monster buddies live.

Guest Powerplay
Posted

I gotta wonder how wild the crowd is gonna go when they hear Strangler's theme song :D :D :lol:

Guest Edwin MacPhisto
Posted

I'm expecting cameos from at least Rodan, Megalon, and Anguilis, people. Do your best.

 

Also, if you have things you want/need booked for the next show, let me know as soon as you can. We're getting close to the PPV, and accordingly I'm trying to come up with some effective match progressions for the next show already. Feel free to help.

Guest Powerplay
Posted

I know Rodan and Megalon, but would you take maybe a Giran cameo instead of Anguilis (Is he the massive slime blob thing)? Come on, swords for arms and an eye beam! Come ON!

Guest Edwin MacPhisto
Posted

Anguilis is a little four-legged dude who's kinda like demonic armadillo. Best moment was probably getting his ass whooped by Mechagodzilla in Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla.

 

And yes, I will take Giran.

Guest Suicide King
Posted

I was so, so close to declaring Mothra as special guest ref for the six man tag.

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