Spoonful of Raw, June 2nd 2003 A.D.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Yeah, it sucked. Look, I was falling asleep as I did it and ended up having to finish it today. So yeah, it was bad. Go to The Main Site or my sig for all the goodness.

[The Dames 0]

OH....OH GOD that was funny. I love it.

 

Dames

[Guest Goodear]

I fully endorse Triple H hatching plans with the Legion of Doom every week. "Bizarro think that am bad idea."

[The Dames 0]

Line of the recap for me is:

 

"Neat idea I just got: Have Orton’s entrance video like the Six Millon Dollar Man’s beginning was, with the shoulder and foot surgery being shown while an ominous voice says “WE WILL HAVE HIM AT 100% AGAIN. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.”

 

With:

 

"Shawn of course interrupts to let us know that he’s not a little boy, not yet a woman"

 

Coming in at a close second.

 

Dames

[Adam 0]

That line about WWE putting over Goldberg's spear instead of his growling was a classic man, good stuff.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Thanks, all. It's good to come home from doing inventory at the video store until 6 AM and seeing feedback. It can even be negative, I don't give a shit. Just show that you CARE~!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Oh, and also: I'm quite aware of "ripping off" SK's rant. Quite frankly, I 1) Don't give a shit that his fanboys are that upset about it, 2) We could use even more publicity, 3) I was tired, 4) I needed to get it done, and 5) Play-by-Play is excruicatingly boring for someone like me.

 

So there. If you love Keith so much to be up in arms, as no less than three of my E-mails were, then you can just go suck an egg or something.

[Guest Memphis]

Better than Fat Boy's repetitive, unfunny and immature bullshit that he regurgitates week in and out.

 

Well done, I found it to be quite entertaining.

 

M

[Guest Mik at Cornell]

The rant itself is great. My one suggestion is drop the AD from the dateline. It's not necessary at all, and dare I say rather annoying. It just kinda comes off as you trying to be cute but failing miserably.

 

Great f'n recap though.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

It's a habit of mine, as a history freak. I write A.D. on everything that neccessitates a date.

[Guest OnlyMe]

You're a good writer when given the right material. Much better than whichever rubbish show you did before. Thumbs up.

 

Nik

[Guest Lightning Flik]

It's a habit of mine, as a history freak. I write A.D. on everything that neccessitates a date.

Dude I don't give a damn if you do or don't do do up the A.F'ND.~! Just keep up the greatness and I'll skip every Raw to be able to read your stuff. Keep up the work.

[Guest deadbeater]

If the women's match gets

one star for lasting 3:39, does it mean it would get ***** if it lasted 18:15?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Yes sir, it does mean that. I'm a huge mark for women's wrestling.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Yes sir, it does mean that. I'm a huge mark for women's wrestling.

You, my friend, are in the same boat as me with Women's matches.

 

...now, if only they had more to work with. Maybe get a bunch of good female workers, and make a seperate WWE show just for the female wrestlers. Bring back the Women's Tag Titles as well!