top ten things never to say to Mr. Mcmahon

[Guest Y2_Rey]

J.r.'s site

On Jrs new site on Top ten things never to say to mr.Mcmahon no.9 is.......

Read it your self.

 

9."It doesn't matter what the fans think"

yeah right. Like he evem gives a shit. He toys around with fans and pisses than off so much he puts himself in jepardy.

[Guest EternallyLazy]

ummm I'm PRETTY sure that Vince cares what the fans think... he's just out of touch with what the fans want. Vince HAS to care... it's his company that is at stake.

 

Anyway, JR is such a tool

[LooseCannon25 0]

It's terrible how much respect i've lost to JR. The guy has been degraded into a hoss pimpin, no sense makin, stupid cliche using, ass kissing moron.

[Guest Choken One]

Yep but look at the guy on his right and that shold redeem him...

[Guest Hogan Made Wrestling]

Yep but look at the guy on his right and that shold redeem him...

The worst thing the King has said lately was when he was begging JR to give some props to Flair, and JR said "well he's the best damn world champion I've ever seen". The King started making some noise that sounded like he was going to agree with JR, then stopped himself and said "but wait a minute what about Triple H?". I just burst out laughing,

[Guest Choken One]

Ummm...Puppies...doesn't strike you as annoying and pathetic and embrassing?

[Guest Hogan Made Wrestling]

Ummm...Puppies...doesn't strike you as annoying and pathetic and embrassing?

Puppies is annoying, but not nearly is hilariously pathetic as the King praising HHH as the greatest champ of all time.

[Guest AndrewTS]

ummm I'm PRETTY sure that Vince cares what the fans think... he's just out of touch with what the fans want. Vince HAS to care... it's his company that is at stake.

Er, no. Vince doesn't care--he basically admitted it on Smackdown.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

I like the French Fry comment. Wow, that's going to be so timely in two years when this book is still on shelves!

 

That's like Marty McFly asking for a Pepsi Free in Back to the Future. Funny in the 80s, dated today assuming it doesn't go over the younguns heads.

[Guest Mindless_Aggression]

I'm a fan of the Top 10 pet peeves about certain types of wrestlers list. ...

 

6. Playing video games in the locker room when they should be observing their peers in the ring and learning something

 

"AWWW YOU SONUVABITCH STOP PLAYIN MADDEN 2003 AND WATCH THE DAMN MATCHES AND LEARN TO THROW A REVERSE CHINLOCK YOU... YOU SONUVABITCH DAMMIT"

 

Oh JR, you're just wacky.

[Guest mickberna]

What other things should go on the "don't say to Vince list"? How about...

 

#11. "Heyman is a much better booker than your daughter."

 

#12. "Can I bum some roids?"

[Adam 0]

#13. Raven is actually good, didn't you realise that?

 

#14. Your ideas suck Vince.

 

#15. Is that a rug?

[Adam 0]

#16. Your legdrop at WrestleMania sucked Vince!

 

c'mon guys, you can come up with more!

[Guest Nanks]

#17 Bigger isn't always better

#18 Older isn't always better

#19 TNA, 8pm Wednesdays

 

Actually, I'd have thought Things to not say to Vince #1 would be...

 

"Hey Vince, I have an original idea"

[Guest Coffey]

Jim Ross is a cake. He hasn't been entertaining to me since Foley got thrown off the HiaC by Taker. I can tolerate Ross more than Earl Hebner though. Goodness.

[Guest Raven_Effect01]

#20 Push the smaller and better wrestlers, Vince.

 

#21 Give Benoit a push.

 

#22 The only reason HHH is the World Heavyweight Champion on Raw is because he sleeps with your daughter.

 

#23 Necrophilia was a bad idea.

 

#24 Let wrestlers wrestle their own style.

[Guest My Eyebrow is on fire]

ummm I'm PRETTY sure that Vince cares what the fans think... he's just out of touch with what the fans want. Vince HAS to care... it's his company that is at stake.

 

Anyway, JR is such a tool

If it's not New York, vince has ignored crowd reactions more consistently than any other dying-fed promoter.

[Guest My Eyebrow is on fire]

And just for good measure

 

I-uh....think the worst thing to say-uh...to dad...uh, i mean...Mr. Mcmahon would be push new guys....who aren't-uh....READY~!!!

 

::spits water intensely::

 

EDIT: Added dad joke.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

my number one pet peeve about wrestling:

Realizing how great certain NWA announcers were and how they have become a bumbling BBQ pushing idiot......

[Guest hosserific]

JR OWNZ

[Guest brotheryossinomark]

25)do you walk like that because your are depends are full

26) hey vince their's this guy you should look at his name is (insert any name of any worker under 220lbs who consistently works 4star matches)

[Guest Hogan Made Wrestling]

JR OWNZ

Was this the best gimmick you could think of?

[TheFranchise 0]

I think it's actually JR..

[Guest Quik]

27- Ow, I think I tweeked something taking that [insert Move Name].

 

28- You know who I miss seeing wrestle?

[Guest AndrewTS]

ummm I'm PRETTY sure that Vince cares what the fans think... he's just out of touch with what the fans want. Vince HAS to care... it's his company that is at stake.

 

Anyway, JR is such a tool

If it's not New York, vince has ignored crowd reactions more consistently than any other dying-fed promoter.

He gave Hogan the title because of FUCKING TORONTO!

[Guest JMA]

In no order:

 

"You screwed Bret."

 

"You're wrong."

 

"Your hair-piece sucks."

 

"Are those shoulder pads?"

 

"Why do you walk that way?"

 

"The only reason Triple H is where he is is because he sleeps with your daughter."

 

"Get off my TV."

 

"Stop hiring old guys."

 

"Start pushing young guys."

 

"Stop pushing lazy hosses."

[Guest DarthLordOfWrestling]

#18 Older isn't always better

Rico is old and doesn't get pushed what so ever. He has talent.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

"Boy that Nathan Jones thing sure does make you feel like a douche, eh?"

[TheFranchise 0]

How old IS Rico?

[TheFranchise 0]

This *could* be a classic thread..