Guest Anglesault Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 Ya gotta love the WWF. Aint they great? They had like ten weeks to plan Angle's return, and you can see that they used almost 20 WHOLE MINUTES Tuesday before the show to figure out what they'd do! Idiot asshole comedy, Being made to look totally inferior to Brock and Big Show, and used as a fucking tool to build a LESNAR BIG SHOW MATCH. WHAT A RETURN!! I hate this company.
Guest Kingpk Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 We've got the OLD ANGLESAULT BACK!!!! *celebrates*
Guest fazzle Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 Look on the bright side. At least he didn't job on his return. That's next week.
Guest tpww7 Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 I'll come back to this thread tommorow, by which time it'll be on it's 5th page of bitching.
Guest AM The Kid Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 YAY! Uh, I havent watched the return yet but by looking at the spoilers I think the return was the shits...but what can you expect?
Guest Anglesault Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 Look on the bright side. At least he didn't job on his return. That's next week. 'Tis only 9:30. They have time to throw in footage of "Kurt's biggest losses" or something.
Guest Anglesault Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 YAY! Uh, I havent watched the return yet but by looking at the spoilers I think the return was the shits...but what can you expect? That video gave me so much hope though
Guest fazzle Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 'Tis only 9:30. They have time to throw in footage of "Kurt's biggest losses" or something. Like the time he passed out against the announcer? (ok, he wasn't an announcer then, but, still)
Guest Anglesault Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 Another thing. The God damned classic Angle was MILKAMANIA? Lord knows that will make him seem like more of a badass than one of his title wins or something.
Guest Dangerous A Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 I've got to see this when I get home from work. I got the feeling reading the spoilers that this was more a vehicle to put over another Show/Lesnar match than celebrate Angle's return.
Guest Anglesault Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 I've got to see this when I get home from work. I got the feeling reading the spoilers that this was more a vehicle to put over another Show/Lesnar match than celebrate Angle's return. Exactly. They did the Moolah angle where Show puts the goozle on the victim unable to do anything to eefend themself, and Brock chases him off. UGH.
Guest AndrewTS Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 Maybe they'll put the title on Show again next week... .... Would you really be shocked? Then Brock vs. Angle to decide who gets to have a shitty match with Show at Summerslam!
Guest Dangerous A Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 Now you're thinking like a true member of the WWE writing team!
Guest Anglesault Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 Now you're thinking like a true member of the WWE writing team! Give me a baseball bat, a locked room, and the "creative team" and I'll be back in fifteen.
Guest AndrewTS Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 Now you're thinking like a true member of the WWE writing team! Right--of course, the Brock/Angle II match would happen at Vengeance, and Show would face Mr. America at Vengeance.
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 I'm glad that Anglesault is being booked correctly as an asshole, it fits his nature so much more than the babyface everyone agreed with.
Guest AndrewTS Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 Now you're thinking like a true member of the WWE writing team! Give me a baseball bat, a locked room, and the "creative team" and I'll be back in fifteen. Remember, they just write what Vince asks them to.
Guest AndrewTS Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 I'm glad that Anglesault is being booked correctly as an asshole, it fits his nature so much more than the babyface everyone agreed with. Yeah, but I'm 6'5", so he should job to me.
Guest Anglesault Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 I'm glad that Anglesault is being booked correctly as an asshole, it fits his nature so much more than the babyface everyone agreed with. Please, enlighten me, how was ANY OF THAT good?
Guest The Decadent Slacker Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 bitch bitch bitch. Granted it's bitch-worthy, but just be glad he's BACK & able to wrestle. sure they blew it, but if you were expecting otherwise then you need to slit your wrists. I've come to the conclusion that promo video packages mean shit anyway. Jones, O'Haire, now Angle-they blew them all (Jones kinda killed his, but still). just be thankful kurt gets to wrestle period because the booking is done by dyslexic chimps with downs syndrome. it's true, it's true
The Dames Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 Sadly....I agree with AngleSault 100% about this and I was just shaking my head throughout the segment and after it was over. Dames
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 Yeah, but I'm 6'5", so he should job to me. But are you fat? You have to be fat or else you're just a HOSS~ IN~~ DISGUISE~~~! Anglesault: Please, enlighten me, how was ANY OF THAT good? Haven't seen it on this coast yet, but non-smark friends of mine on other boards liked it.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 Hi, I'm WWE Superstar Kurt Angle, olympic gold medalist in the 1996 Atlanta games and 3 time WWE champion, and I want to talk to you today about a serious problem afflicting todays wrestlers. No, it's not the insane risks we take for a very little % of total revenue that the company makes, or the mind numbing and inhuman schedule we work week in and week out, or the great matches I've been in which has almost forced me into retirement because of the massive toll it takes on my body... No, I don't want to talk about my great matches, or how I work hurt, or the effort I give night in and night out... I want to talk to you about bad breath. There's nothing that burns my buns more than stinky breath, so that's why I, an olympic superhero, have teamed up with Listerine, the superhero for your mouth, to combat this growing problem. Together, I know we can put the smackdown on bad breath, it's true, it's true.
Guest Anglesault Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 bitch bitch bitch. Granted it's bitch-worthy, but just be glad he's BACK & able to wrestle. NO! What the hell good is it if they are still gonna treat him like shit?
Guest Anglesault Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 Anglesault: Please, enlighten me, how was ANY OF THAT good? Haven't seen it on this coast yet, but non-smark friends of mine on other boards liked it. LOLZ~! ANGLE SYD THAT HE WNTS USS TO CHONT U S*CK! AN TEN HE LT THE CRD DO IOTZ~! TENTHEN IGGG sHOOW CAE OUT AND kIRT SAYD HE HAD BAD BBREATHE! lololololollollololololololololololoolooloolollololololololololololololololol AND THEN KURT TOL HE CRIWWD TO YELL YOU SUCK AGAIN! AND THY DID lolololollolloll>l>lolllllo! tHEN IQ sHIQ PUT HIS HAND AROOUD KURT'S NECK AND BOC HADTO SAVE HIM LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL AND BIGGGGG LOW RANAWAY! LIOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 LOLZ~! ANGLE SYD THAT HE WNTS USS TO CHONT U S*CK! AN TEN HE LT THE CRD DO IOTZ~! TENTHEN IGGG sHOOW CAE OUT AND kIRT SAYD HE HAD BAD BBREATHE! lololololollollololololololololololoolooloolollololololololololololololololol AND THEN KURT TOL HE CRIWWD TO YELL YOU SUCK AGAIN! AND THY DID lolololollolloll>l>lolllllo! tHEN IQ sHIQ PUT HIS HAND AROOUD KURT'S NECK AND BOC HADTO SAVE HIM LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL AND BIGGGGG LOW RANAWAY! LIOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Sorry, /my/ friends don't have names like "Vegeta48238358" and "TEH_ROCK316" In fact, here's some quotes from during the Angle return: HAHAHA Angle leading his own heel chant - now THAT is class! Hooray for Kurt Angle returning. Oh, Kurt is LOVING this. And I am too. SO HAPPY TO SEE HIM BACK. ANGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh shit Big Slow OK Kurt better bitch slap Big Slow in about 5 seconds or the WWE just blew what may be the best comeback in their history.... You know, it's kind of amazing that such a (hilariously) bad entrance theme as "Welllll it's a Big Gay Show tonigggggght!" has lasted (with almost no change, save for the brief switch to the "Aggression" version) for over four years. hahaha "GIMME A YOU SUCK!" God I missed Kurt. Well excuse me if I don't go poopy in my pants right now! Kurt rules. So how long 'til Kurt Angle corrals his proteges and lectures them in the ring about how they've gone astray? I'd rather watch that than the latest Theatre of the Damned that is the Mr. America angle. Then the guy who wanted a bitchslap said: Nice!!! the WWE finally stopped the whole good/evil shit and started with just plain good storylined matches. Kurt v. Lesnar both as faces (well sort of anyway seeing as Kurt is now a crowd face).
Guest Anglesault Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 In fact, here's some quotes from during the Angle return: HAHAHA Angle leading his own heel chant - now THAT is class! No, it was stupid. Hooray for Kurt Angle returning. Well, I said that too. Oh, Kurt is LOVING this. And I am too. SO HAPPY TO SEE HIM BACK. Part two was right. OK Kurt better bitch slap Big Slow in about 5 seconds or the WWE just blew what may be the best comeback in their history.... We have a WINNAH! hahaha "GIMME A YOU SUCK!" God I missed Kurt. Hilarious. Well excuse me if I don't go poopy in my pants right now! Kurt rules. It made me FEAR Angle. FEAR I TELLS YA! FEAR!
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