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Guest RavishingRickRudo

I thought it was time to speak out about the statements HHH has made about the people of the Internet. HHH said something to the effect of, “The internet is really just a bunch of kids on their parents' computers, writing about an industry which they've never competed in.”

 

To that I say it is my time to speak out on HHH's feelings towards all of us internet people, as well as PiperNutz’ disrespect of the fans.

 

I have always respected Paul and his abilities in and out of the ring. He is Politics 101 to the max. I have to say his plan to marry the boss's daughter does make him "The Game." No one except Spike Huber from Indianapolis pulled anything like that off when he married Dick "the Bruiser's" daughter. Spike was "figured in" until the divorce came and then he was "figured out."

 

Hell, I almost forgot. B. Brian Blair married Mike McGuirk. You remember her. She was the first lady ring announcer in WWF and the daughter of Mid South promoter from Tulsa, Leroy McGuirk. Blair was “figured in” too, then “figured out” after the divorce!

 

Some guys will do anything to be in the front office. I always wanted to shag Mike but she wouldn't let me! I wouldn't mind a roll in the hay with Steph either. But HHH you are not making history by shagging the boss's daughter. It has been a road or should I say a bed made long before you.

 

I know I went 20 miles out of the way to get to the point but thought you needed some history. I hated history in high school. My teachers didn't know how to teach it. When I was in college, I had two history teachers who were fantastic. Since then I have been hooked on history. I do believe history does repeat itself. I have made the same mistakes over and over myself. I justify it by saying the above about history.

 

Here is what I think history can do to the upcoming WWe PPV on June 15th, Bad Blood. HHH says we are all a bunch of kids on our parent's computers and we know nothing about the business. Well, we all know that HTM is not using his parents’ computer and I do have a general knowledge about the wrestling business. I know HHH is on top of "his game" at the moment. And I do know HHH is asshole buddies with one of the most non-talented, lazy, horrible technically, injury prone, old, gray haired, no bump taking, ass kissing stooges known to the pro wrestling world. Do I have to say his name?

 

This buddy-ism HHH has for his opponent at the next PPV may prove to be the death of HHH and his ability to draw flies with a mouth full of shit. I say this because he handpicked his buddy as his opponent in the main event. His buddy has a history as the worst drawing WWF/e champion of all time. This HHH buddy has blood sucked this business since he was first booked. Don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with blood sucking a promoter out of his money. I just want to make you aware of history.

 

History is already in motion. Early reports tell us that only three rows of $300.00 ringside seats have been sold at the time of this writing. What would history tell us about these numbers? Maybe that the main event is something the people do not want to see (or pay for)? I have said there are and have been many buddies in the business. Some buddies were very famous with Brutus Beefcake and Hogan being among the most popular in recent memory. Hogan finally realized it was time to cut Beef loose and he did. Sometimes your buddy becomes a liability and is no longer an asset. HHH, after this PPV it is time to cut your buddy loose. He is a liability to your main event status and maybe your future matrimony plans. It is hard to keep a wife happy when you are killing her daddy's business!

 

We here at the HTM website propose something that has never been attempted before. We are calling for a boycott of the next WWe PPV. We are asking the fans to step up to the plate this one time and let the WWe and HHH know we are not kids on our parents’ computer.

 

Everyone needs to send a message to the WWe that we do have a voice here on the net and it will be heard. We are the fans. We are the ones who live the business everyday on the net. We are the ones they say are goofy kids who have no input. If that is the case, then why did the WWe assholes ask the fans to fill out bullshit surveys of what the fans want?

 

As for giving the finger to a 13 year old girl at the Florida Smackdown taping, broken down, over the hill, gimmicked out, lawn jockey PiperNutz needs to learn respect for the people who pay him, that is the fans. Despite his many years in the business he has yet to learn that the fans are supposed to jeer the bad guys and that as paying customers it is their right to do so.

 

The time has come for us to band together and for all fans who log onto wrestling websites to show we are the force behind what HHH and WWe can say about us and how they and PiperNutz treat us as fans. We can show them that they are nothing without us. The Bad Blood PPV will be the least attended of all time. We can make it even worse. Do you want to be part of history? This is history in the making. Don't buy this PPV! Boycott the WWe this one time and they will hear us in a way that cannot be ignored.

 

Till we meet again,

Adios

http://www.thehonkytonkman.com/members/com.../56733348.shtml

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Guest JRE

HTM makes himself look like such a ranting moron...a boycot? Please Honky.

 

Anyways....am I the only one that thought Triple H's "12 Year Old Kid" comments were just a modern kayfabe that even smarks were fooled by? Seriously, I never believed Sid was the master and ruler of the world- and I never believed Triple H thought everyone on the internet wasn't justified in having an opinion.

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Guest RavishingRickRudo
It is hard to keep a wife happy when you are killing her daddy's business!

 

Quote of the Day

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Guest Rob Edwards

How hard is it to have a succesful boycott of something noone's going to buy anyway?

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Guest RavishingRickRudo

It's like saying "let's kill hitler!"

 

"but hitlers already dead, man"

 

"Mission A-fucking-Complished. YEAH!! Don't mess, don't test, don't step bitches~!"

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic

Who is PiperNutz?

 

And yeah, I can hardly wait for the HHH/Steph wedding just so they can be that closer to the inevitable divorce.

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Guest NoSelfWorth

Cripps was serious with his "12 year old kid" comment. He hates that so many people see through his actions.

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Guest RavishingRickRudo

No no no no, he wants the internet to hate him because he's a heel just like the WWE wants the internet to hate them to... doncha gettitt?! They're workin us!

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Guest bps "The Truth" 21

"This buddy-ism HHH has for his opponent at the next PPV may prove to be the death of HHH and his ability to draw flies with a mouth full of shit. "

 

This may go in my sig.

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Guest snuffbox

I wonder what mama and papa Ferris think about lil Wayne using their computer all the time?

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Guest Alcohol Fueled

I just lost a ton of respect for THM after reading that. It makes him sound quite ignorant. To think that he really thinks HHH's status is because he is with Steph is just mind numbing.

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Guest Big McLargeHuge
I just lost a ton of respect for THM after reading that. It makes him sound quite ignorant. To think that he really thinks HHH's status is because he is with Steph is just mind numbing.

So why IS HHH where he is?

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Guest CoreyLazarus416

HHH's status IS just because he is with Steph. He's not over, he's not a draw, and his matches get BOO'D. It's one thing to get boo'd for being a heel, but it's another thing to get boo'd while doing your fucking job.

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Guest JDMattitudeV1
It is hard to keep a wife happy when you are killing her daddy's business!

 

This is going to be my sig. To anybody who says HHH's push is justified I say go watch HHH's matches and interviews from the last few months, then listen to the crowd reaction in those segments. Then go and do the same with Jericho's matches and interviews, and then ask yourself who should be Raw's top heal. Jericho out classes HHH in every category you can think of, and HHH's recent title run has been an absolute disaster, so what other reason can their be that HHH is still Raw's top heal other than that he is fucking the head writer.

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Guest CanadianChris

He's right on the money. Buying this PPV means implicitly accepting this shithole of a main event that WWE is pushing down our throats. It doesn't matter how great the undercard may appear -- if you buy this PPV, you are saying that you want to see the main event, and that means more crap like this for the forseeable future.

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Guest Anglesault

Yes, we are an army of nerdy wrestling fans beng led by an Elvis Impersonator and Tom Zenk. WE WILL NOT BE DENIED!

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Guest JDMattitudeV1
Yes, we are an army of nerdy wrestling fans beng led by an Elvis Impersonator and Tom Zenk. WE WILL NOT BE DENIED!

:lol: I may have to change my sig again now.

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Guest RavishingRickRudo

I really can't see how we will be stopped... All they have is a bunch of big, moronic, roided up goofballs who couldn't put on a good wrestling show if they had magical good wrestling show beans and planted them in fertile good wrestling show soil... but enough about Vince and Steph...

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Guest AndrewTS

Maybe the "only on top because of Steph" remark is a tad off. After all, Nash got NINE MONTHS to suck away in the main event scene holding the WWF title until Vince pulled the plug. What's a few more months, then?

 

It's especially not that surprising when HHH has likely convinced the senile old coot that he's worthy of the "second coming of Ric Flair" moniker somehow.

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Guest Anglesault
Maybe the "only on top because of Steph" remark is a tad off. After all, Nash got NINE MONTHS to suck away in the main event scene holding the WWF title until Vince pulled the plug.

I thought it was like two weeks shy of a year.

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Guest RavishingRickRudo

HHH's rise can't be attributed to Steph, however his stay after SS02 can be.

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Guest AndrewTS
Maybe the "only on top because of Steph" remark is a tad off.  After all, Nash got NINE MONTHS to suck away in the main event scene holding the WWF title until Vince pulled the plug.

I thought it was like two weeks shy of a year.

I thought it was only 9 months, but maybe Nash's beer gut made me think of the time range of the average human pregnancy.

 

HHH's rise can't be attributed to Steph, however his stay after SS02 can be.

 

No one blames his rise on Steph, however, she is keeping him from falling obviously.

 

Hell, few people can blame any rising on Steph these days.

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Guest Anglesault
Maybe the "only on top because of Steph" remark is a tad off.  After all, Nash got NINE MONTHS to suck away in the main event scene holding the WWF title until Vince pulled the plug.

I thought it was like two weeks shy of a year.

I thought it was only 9 months, but maybe Nash's beer gut made me think of the time range of the average human pregnancy.

He beat Backlund shortly after Bob beat Bret in 1994 and lost at 1995 SurSer, IIRC.

 

Maybe I'm wrong

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Guest RavishingRickRudo

Actually, I have heard some people say that HHH slept his way to the top in 99/00. Though at that time I'd say it was with Vince rather than Steph :)

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