Guest Zack Malibu Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 All right, this thing was gonna end in a few days, may as well "officially" drop it now to spare the mods of having to deal with so much of this shit. For those who are in the dark, don't care otherwise, or are completely fucking dense, Tiffani Malibu was a gimmick (no shit). A gimmick that yes, I created. Originally it was done as a gag, as Banky said a few nights back that "Tiffani Malibu would be the greatest poster ever". Just to bust chops a bit, I created the name, and apparently caused nothing but confusion, heartache, and controversy to those who made such a big fucking deal about it. Dames, Jingus and Dr. Tom were the first to know, as with the crackdown on gimmicks and trolls, I asked if I was overstepping any boundaries. I know that Dames and Jingus found humor in the gimmick, to the point where Dames even said he felt that Tiff was an actual female poster. I never took the flaming outside of NHB, and my minimal posts outside of the forum were valid arguments or just general discussion. As far as My Eyebrow is on fire, I had no say in that. The mods were aware Tiff was a gimmick, but Eyebrow was skating on thin ice, and was dealt with. Apparently the gimmick was enough to fool most at first, as Banky himself, IDRM, and even guys like SpiderPoet (whom I chat with more than others) were fooled. For some reason, whether it was just all the Banky haters having a bad week, or just sheer boredom on a LOT of people's parts, Tiff became the focal point of a lot of the threads here, taking the focus away from Dames' thread and all. I really can't see how, as over the course of the last week, everyone from the mods to Banky to Flyboy (whom I told not to count Tiff's votes in the tourney as he obviously knew it was a gimmick) knew it was me. Whoever the Alcohol Fueled fucktard is, I, along with the people I've met and or chat with from this board, can assure you that Banky/Bankywood/Banky Race/whatever name he uses today and Zack Malibu are NOT one and the same. If you think otherwise, you're a tool. As of now, Tiffani Malibu is retired. You people want to clutter up the board with useless shit that is so obvious it's like TSM's version of Mr. America, fine. I did it out of fun. But all my fun isn't with gimmicks here, so find yourselves some new mystery to solve. Case closed. Nothing more to see here.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 For those who are in the dark, don't care otherwise, or are completely fucking dense, Tiffani Malibu was a gimmick (no shit). A gimmick that yes, I created.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 oh man...i was hoping the charade would last a bit longer... it was quite funny playing along/watching others devote their time to pleasing "her"
Guest Eagan469 Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 Zack - so you were the one posting as Tiffani? I thought higher of you than that
Guest evenflowDDT Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 I thought higher of you than that That's OK, everyone thought higher of you than starting the whole uber-anti-Banky fiasco in the first place. At least now I know where Zack was all week...apparently I'm the only one who didn't
Guest Zack Malibu Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 Zack - so you were the one posting as Tiffani? I thought higher of you than that Dude, it was a gag. Believe me when I say I didn't create it to start with people. Had I know how out of hand this wasn gonna get, believe me, I would have shyed away from it. With the mods on the edge of their seats having to deal with an influx of trolls/idiots to this board, I wasn't going to keep up a charade that was doing nothing but bringing MORE stress to them, especially considering I'm friendly with Dames and Jingus outside of this place.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 Flow...as I told Zack a few days ago... The first time I saw the name I thought "What the fuck did Zack DO!?"
Guest ZACK ATTACK~! Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 i sya huzza 2 mah mane manz ZACK DA KING MACK MALIBU 4 trixin yall itz almots enuff 2 maek me revael da SHOXING SWERVZ n mah rael identitie (woh bookd dis ruso LOL) ok mebe itz not raely dat shoxin a swervz sicne mah compiutre iz still broke n i dint haev da tiem to run wit da gimik liek i wanted 2 but at laest it dint get LAME or TORL liek a lotta gimix heer... zack >>>>>> evreybody on tsm
Guest Flyboy Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 Flyboy (whom I told not to count Tiff's votes in the tourney as he obviously knew it was a gimmick) Indeed.
Guest Memphis Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 i sya huzza 2 mah mane manz ZACK DA KING MACK MALIBU 4 trixin yall itz almots enuff 2 maek me revael da SHOXING SWERVZ n mah rael identitie (woh bookd dis ruso LOL) ok mebe itz not raely dat shoxin a swervz sicne mah compiutre iz still broke n i dint haev da tiem to run wit da gimik liek i wanted 2 but at laest it dint get LAME or TORL liek a lotta gimix heer... zack >>>>>> evreybody on tsm God bless you, brother.
Guest Zack Malibu Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 BTW, I'd just like to thank those in on it for not whistle-blowing and playing along to the end. I'd like to thank Sweet and Sexy Diva for being the first person to PM Tiffani and welcome the new girl to the board. To the guys who hit on Tiff, better luck with the real women guys. And those pics, btw, are of a girl I've talked with on AIM. I knew if I pulled pics off the web it was an easy giveaway, so I just uploaded some of her pics and passed 'em off as Tiff.
Guest Flyboy Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 It would have been hilarious if Tiff told Canadianchick to dye her hair, and then she comes to realize that Tiff was you all along.
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 (edited) So Eyebrow did get banned for calling a guy a cunt. Heh. Wonders never cease! Edited June 9, 2003 by Edwin MacPhisto
Guest treble charged Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 So, does this mean Zack is Banky?
Guest Zack Malibu Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 So, does this mean Zack is Banky? ...and Tim sparks another foolish debate.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 Nah, Tank got banned for indicating necrophiliactic intents towards a picture of Mole's dead mom.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 I think the only question left is... does that mean Banky's single?
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 does that mean Banky's single? No...I'm not. But you keep dreaming and maybe someday...true love will find you
Guest Austin3164life Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 I don't mean to rip on Zack, but did the Tiffani gimmick cause Tank to get banned? If so, that's kind of weird.
Patty O'Green Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 No. Eyebrow was banned because of sexist comments part of which was a comment towards Tiffani.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 does that mean Banky's single? No...I'm not. But you keep dreaming and maybe someday...true love will find you Oh, there's a Ms. Eve (and Flo!) in my life already, I was just...ummm...curious for all the real ladies on this board.
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 Edited. I get my banned tools mixed up. And indirectly, it looks like it did get Eyebrow banned, since he probably wouldn't have been tossed for calling Zack Malibu a "cunt." Them gimmick posters're danjuhriss!
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 I pity you. You are in such denial over the love that The Amazing Banko can give you
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 I can not believe you all thought I was Tiffani. Seriously, it's me. BANKY. Why would I stoop to such a gender-biased level in order for a bunch of you guys to lust after me when I already have people like IDRM to do that for me? You all are so juvenile.
Guest snuffbox Posted June 9, 2003 Report Posted June 9, 2003 I kinda thought the fact that both name included 'malibu' seemed just a bit obvious to me. But it did make for good entertainment, and it got rid of the annoying asshead Eyebrow is Whatever. But, Id just like to get Johnson1620's opinion on this. He was pretty gung-ho about Banky being Tiffany Malibu.
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