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Guest Kingpk
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Damn double posts, those are always HeartBreakers

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Guest CanadianChick
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Ugh, now we have to clean up the mess...

Guest The Amazing Rando
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it would have been better if you would have started singing "I've Had The Time Of My Life" and danced with CC

Guest Zack Malibu
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it would have been better if you would have started singing "I've Had The Time Of My Life" and danced with CC

I thought I got to dance with CC tonight?

 

Oh, and PK, I can't hardly wait to see you recover from the gunshot.

Guest SP-1
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(wipes tear)

 

*Ahem*

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

Dammit, Zack. I was looking forward to trying to weird you out by flirting with Tiff even though I knew it was you. Must you ruin all my fun around here?

Guest The Amazing Rando
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I thought I got to dance with CC tonight?

*plays "Always Thought I'd See You Again" by Tiffany*

Guest Kingpk
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I've changed my profile to hide my secret even more. *Evil cackle, watches The Tuxedo*

Guest Zack Malibu
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I've changed my profile to hide my secret even more. *Evil cackle, watches The Tuxedo*

PK, I'm Telling You, you're standing on Shaky Ground.

Guest Flyboy
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*Evil cackle, watches The Tuxedo*

That movie was horribly bad.

Guest The Amazing Rando
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OMG! King is actually . . . Jennifer Lopez!

he likes tacos and burritos.

Guest Kingpk
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I can actually keep a boyfriend.

 

Er, I mean.......

 

Damn, where's Neve's phone number?

Guest Zack Malibu
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You know, had this drama not unfolded, the plan was to end the gimmick by having a "Banky's gonna be a daddy" thread and have "Tiffani" be his pregnant girlfriend.

Guest The Amazing Rando
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You know, had this drama not unfolded, the plan was to end the gimmick by having a "Banky's gonna be a daddy" thread and have "Tiffani" be his pregnant girlfriend.

even though this never happened...

 

I say: COMEDY GOLD.

Guest Sandman9000
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*Evil cackle, watches The Tuxedo*

That movie was horribly bad.

Indeed.

 

Thankfully Jackie Chan and someone's tits were worth my dollar.

Guest Kingpk
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I agree, that director didn't know what the hell he was doing half the time. Once, he was like "Love, we need you on the set to rehearse a stunt sequence", but we had already done the exact same one about 20,000 times the previous day. I asked what was wrong with it and he got all pissy, saying "I just didn't like how it went, alright?" Damn, that guy was a dick.

 

Er.....how about Zack pulling the wool over everyone's eyes? Pretty clever, eh?

 

:unsure:

Guest Banky
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You know, had this drama not unfolded, the plan was to end the gimmick by having a "Banky's gonna be a daddy" thread and have "Tiffani" be his pregnant girlfriend.

It could/would have been sweet.

 

Thanks for ruining my fun, ZACK!~

Guest Zack Malibu
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I agree, that director didn't know what the hell he was doing half the time. Once, he was like "Love, we need you on the set to rehearse a stunt sequence", but we had already done the exact same one about 20,000 times the previous day. I asked what was wrong with it and he got all pissy, saying "I just didn't like how it went, alright?" Damn, that guy was a dick.

 

Er.....how about Zack pulling the wool over everyone's eyes? Pretty clever, eh?

 

:unsure:

Yes, let's try to stay on topic here, people.

 

Fun fact:Banky's original guess as to who Tiffani was...

 

The Dames

Guest Vern Gagne
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So in some sick way that picture of Tiff I jerked off to, was really me jerking off too Malibu Zack! :huh:

Guest Zack Malibu
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You know, had this drama not unfolded, the plan was to end the gimmick by having a "Banky's gonna be a daddy" thread and have "Tiffani" be his pregnant girlfriend.

It could/would have been sweet.

 

Thanks for ruining my fun, ZACK!~

Hey, *I* didn't ruin the fun. Blame guys like Johnson, Eagan, etc.

 

Think about it...all the bitching would have continued, and if anything, it also wasn't fair to you either, despite you loving to get a rise out of everyone, to have to deal with crap caused by me.

 

See, I'm too nice.

Guest Zack Malibu
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So in some sick way that picture of Tiff I jerked off to, was really me jerking off too Malibu Zack! :huh:

She's very real, Vern. I've got plenty more pics of her too.

Guest Vern Gagne
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So in some sick way that picture of Tiff I jerked off to, was really me jerking off too Malibu Zack! :huh:

She's very real, Vern. I've got plenty more pics of her too.

I know. I'm listening to Jerry Reed and felt like posting something stupid.

Guest ShooterJay
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Edit: Ah fuck, what I wrote was not funny at all, so screw it.

Edited by ShooterJay
Guest The Superstar
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evenflowDDT = The Superstar = Zack Malibu = ZACK ATTACK~! = Tiffani Malibu

 

Oh yea, I guess you can throw Charlie "The Grappler" Matthews, The Golem, and Punk Princess in there too.

 

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

...and don't forget HotNewzWIRE~!

Hey man, leave that alone. Charlie's a winner~!

 

And who the fuck is Hot NewzWIRE~! ? Whoever it is truly is a genius.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted
Ugh, now we have to clean up the mess...

I love it when you talk dirty Yuna ;)

Guest evenflowDDT
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evenflowDDT = The Superstar = Zack Malibu = ZACK ATTACK~! = Tiffani Malibu

 

Oh yea, I guess you can throw Charlie "The Grappler" Matthews, The Golem, and Punk Princess in there too.

 

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

...and don't forget HotNewzWIRE~!

Hey man, leave that alone. Charlie's a winner~!

 

And who the fuck is Hot NewzWIRE~! ? Whoever it is truly is a genius.

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

Undistup...uhhh...You, erm, me (and the bottle makes three tonight!) SILLY~!

 

And of course Charlie's a winner...out of all my screw-up identities, there has to be ONE gem in the lot. OK, two gems in this lot. Maybe even three. OMG GUESS WHICH ONES~

 

Further proof of my confession: I leave the board to go to sleep, and "The Superstar" posts. Coincidence?

Guest Ghettoman
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This thread fucking blows, you shoulds stick to talking about bad Jackie Chan movies.....

Guest evenflowDDT
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This thread fucking blows, you shoulds stick to talking about bad Jackie Chan movies.....

Hey man...do you know how difficult it is to make a confession under one personality and bring the funny with your other ones? Well, do ya?

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