Billy Gunn's next tag team partner

[Guest ElectricRaccoon]

Ummm...Hello?

 

Brian Kendrick is the ideal partner...

 

SPANKASS!

...that's just a scary thought.

 

Scary because that's most likely what WWE will do...

Team him with O'Haire (drop the O', though), give them a gimmick with some reason for them to be announced in Spanish, and call them 'Haire y Ass.'

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Bring Kanyon in with a Jesus gimmick and call them .. The Bible BASShers

[Guest DerangedHermit]

How about with Mideon?

 

Naked Gunn!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

How about with Mideon?

 

Naked Gunn!

That gimmick would only work if they got Leslie Nielson to be their manager.

[Guest Vitamin X]

If Leslie Nielson got a chance to be their manager that would somehow make it watchable.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Uh... Kidman? They could be Two Guys Named Billy.

 

 

Okay, that blows, but I blew my creative load when I took Shawn, Sting, and DiBiase as manager and named them The Jesus Pals.

[Guest D'Lo White]

How about Bob Holly?

 

So many great names to choose from.......

 

Billy Bob

Hardcore Ass

The Newer Midnight Express

[Adam 0]

That 'Billy Bob' one cracked me up. They could have a gimmick like the Godwinns.

[Guest AndrewTS]

You have a problem with Kurosawa movies? 

 

Of course not, he's great, one of the best ever. But you know the type I mean right? They see one anime, one puro match, and one Japanese movie, and all of a sudden they are experts on the Japanese culture and look down on anything from the US.

Yeah...those types really annoy me, even though I dabble in anime-watching and seen some Kurosawa and a little bit of puro.

 

And I did actually like the Billy and Chuck team. While they were only above average as far as match quality and were pushed for being "studs" (a short hoss in JR-ese--I *think*), they bumped and sold for Moore and Helms, and from then on I dug them a bit.

 

Gunn as a singles, though? Ugh.

[Guest Olympic Slam]

Uh... Kidman? They could be Two Guys Named Billy.

 

 

Okay, that blows, but I blew my creative load when I took Shawn, Sting, and DiBiase as manager and named them The Jesus Pals.

Their double-team finisher could be the Billy-to-Billy Overhead Suplex

[Guest Bannable Offense]

With The Bushwackers: Ass-wackers

 

With Randy Savage: Savage Ass Connection

 

With a drunk, stoned Steven Regal: The Real Ass Men

 

With Ultimate Warrior: Asstrucity or Blown Up in 5 Minutes or The PPV's Free

 

With La Resistance: Ass Resistance

 

With "Coach" Kevin Nash: Team

Completely

Un-over,

Noticably

Terrible

::does a "Mars Attacks" alien-style laugh::

 

Oh and you forgot one with Bob Holly: The team of the former Mr. Ass and former Sparky Plugg? What could be a more appropriate name than Skidmarks!

[Guest D'Lo White]

Oh and you forgot one with Bob Holly: The team of the former Mr. Ass and former Sparky Plugg? What could be a more appropriate name than Skidmarks!

What about the AssPluggers?

 

Also since Jaime Noble isn't getting any kind of singles push, they might stick him with Billy amd form the team of "Jaime's Got a Gunn"

[Guest BobbyWhioux]

Billy Gunn + Sean O'Haire = Ass O' Haire

 

Billy Gunn + Rikishi = The Ass Men (if nothing else, another "gay tag team" gimmick should be enough to finally drag Rikishi down to Heat once and for all)

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Gunn & A-Train = AssTrain

 

Gunn & Cena = Cenaass

 

matt hardy = mattitude just like gunn = assatude

[Guest ElectricRaccoon]

With "Coach" Kevin Nash:

How could you mention teaming him with Nash and not suggest "Ass Masters" or "Ass Blasters"?

[Guest Polish_Rifle]

Gunn + Sho Funaki = Sho-Ass or Ass-show

[Guest Rob Edwards]

I actually agree with the Noble idea on a serious note, Jamie coul dcarry the teams workrate as the Ricky Morton while Billy gets the hot tags

 

 

Just stick him with Rock and call them RockaRockaBilly

[Guest Nevermortal]

Billy Gunn & HHH managed by Stephanie...

 

TEAM ANAL

[Guest tetsubeav]

Gunn + Sho Funaki = Sho-Ass or Ass-show

Ahem... Sho-Gunn

[Guest AndrewTS]

The Four Assmen = Triple H, Billy Gunn, some one else and...THE BOOTY MAN!

 

Teaming with Snow--they could call their finish the ASS PLOWER!

 

Teaming with Jean Pierre Lafitte = The Ass Pirates.

[Adam 0]

Or he could just be in a new stable with Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Hass and call themselves TEAM ASS!

[Guest Goodear]

OR OR OR... he could just team with himself and be the ASS GUN!

 

This really is not all the witty.

[Guest Rob Edwards]

I suppose he could team with Hurricane and call themselves Ass-Wind

 

but that would just be childish

[Guest Redhawk]

I'm bored, so excuse any corniness...

 

With Johnny Stamboli: BULLSHIT

With Shawn Stasiak: PERFECT ASS or MECCA OF ASS

With William Regal: POWER OF THE ASS

With Nunzio: FINE BOOTY ITALIANS

With Brock Lesnar: HERE COMES THE ASS

With Mosh or Thrasher: THE ASS BANGERS

With Spike Dudley: SPIKE TV

With Scott Hall: DRUNKEN ASS

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

Or he could just be in a new stable with Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Hass and call themselves TEAM ASS!

 

I DEMAND that the WWE do this right away.

 

Jericho +Billy Gunn = Assoholics

 

Rhyno + Billy Gunn = Ass Beast

 

Brock + Billy Gunn = The Next Big Ass

[Adam 0]

'Here Comes the Ass' just cracked me up. This is hell funny, but so, so childish.

 

A couple more...

 

Gunn + Mark Henry= The Worlds Strongest ASS

Gunn + A-Train= Hairy Ass

Gunn + Richards= Crazy Ass

[Guest Redhawk]

With Trish Stratus: STRAT-ASS-FACTION

With A-Train: SHAVE YOUR ASS

With Charlie Haas: HAAS' ASS

With Val Venis: Do they even need a name?

With Scott Steiner: ANAL PEAKAGE

[Adam 0]

Michael Cole: Well viewers, Billy Gunn and Brock Lesner will team up to take on Big Show and A-Train. It should be a great Main Event for SmackDown!

 

*Brock Lesner's music hits*

 

Tazz: Well, Here comes the Ass!

[Guest jtronx]

I've never seen the Bashams in action (I don't watch that much of SD anymore), but they're too green to be on TV yet

So you've never seen them, but you're qualified to comment on how they wrestle? Go get an OVW tape, they are both very good - hell, Doug had a match with Benoit last September that was better than almost anything I've seen on WWE TV in the last year, and I've heard lots of good things about his recent match with Nick Dinsmore for the OVW title...

[Guest BobbyWhioux]

For some reason, reading "Here Comes The Ass" makes me think of a Demolition Rehash.

 

Bring back Bryan Adams, and we could have Demolition 2K3: Ass and Crush.

 

Billy Gunn + Vince McMahon: Team Asshole

 

Billy Gunn + Juventud Guererra: Ass Juice

 

Billy Gunn + Matt Hardy (or any MFer): Assitude

 

Billy Gunn + Steve Blackman: The Lethal Ass Weapon