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The best bad movie of all-time is Them!. Giant radioactive ants that attack Los Angeles. Is classic. I think that if you look REALLY hard, you can see wires and shit used to control the ants. It's fucking masterful.

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Guest WrestlingDeacon

Anything starring Rudy Ray Moore. If you think Dolemite is something, check out Dolemite II: The Human Tornado and Petey Wheatstraw; aka The Devils Son-in-law.

 

KISS Meets the Phantom of the park will eat your brain, it's like watching a car wreck, but one involving the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile and a bunch of Shrieners.

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Guest Ravenbomb

Eight Legged Freaks is the modern 'Them!'. While it's hardly the best bad movie, it's worth mentioning as far as modern bad movies go. Same with Lara Croft: Tomb Raider.

 

The Thing From Another World, Invaders from Mars and Night of the Living Dead are up there

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Guest El Satanico
Night of the Living Dead

Tell me...he didn't just say that

 

 

I vote for Plan 9 From Outer Space

 

 

or perhaps...

 

 

Manos

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Guest Youth N Asia

AIRBORNE! Such a rancid little movie, yet I can't turn away when it's on.

Edited by Youth N Asia

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Guest godthedog

anything ed wood or bert i. gordon did, obviously.

 

big budget, i gotta go with 'showgirls'. dear god is that movie funny. it NEVER ceases to entertain me. even when i see it on vh1 i get sucked into it--mostly because the way they try to add on clothes with computer graphics is hilarious.

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Guest Youth N Asia

The VH1 version of Showgirls is funny. There's the scene where she's rocking her karate moves on the big mean guy who beat up her friend. And she's got this top on (where she's suppose to be shirtless) and it looks like a friggin cartoon.

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Guest bps "The Truth" 21

I thought Wrong Turn was a good movie...and then everyone else in the world saw differently.

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Guest Zack Malibu

Garbage Pail Kids Movie

 

The Toxic Avenger

 

Gotta also agree with the nomination of Airborne, since me and YNA are the ones with love for it around here. I also agree with Showgirls, because it's entertaining for all the wrong reasons.

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Guest Youth N Asia
I also agree with Showgirls, because it's entertaining for all the wrong reasons.

"I'm not a stripper, I'm a dancer!"

 

God that movie blew! Every single character just came off so hateable, even the ones you were suppose to like. Like the main chick and the bad male dancer guy.

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Guest Youth N Asia

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I'll get this on DVD if I can find it cheap enough.

 

EDIT: WHAT! My friggin Airborne pic isn't showing up.

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Guest Kingpk
or perhaps...

 

 

Manos

Kotz thinks Harold P. Warren and the guy that plays Torgo deserve Oscars for their roles. :P

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Guest godthedog

i thought the black girl was likable.

 

the one who got raped by the goateed fabio musician guy.

 

it also spawned one of my favorite lines ever, spoken by the token black guy: "you fuck 'em without fuckin' 'em! and that shit ain't right!" my friend & i laughed for five straight minutes at the stupidity of that line, and to this day i say it whenever i can.

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Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy

Memoirs of an Invisiable Man.

 

The movie fucking sucks....but something about it makes me like it. And its not Chevy Chase, because he kinda sucks in it yoo.

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Guest Flyboy

The only redeeming factors about Showgirls was Gina Gershon. I loved her in that movie.

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Guest Youth N Asia
The only redeeming factors about Showgirls was Gina Gershon.  I loved her in that movie.

Really? She's never done anything for me. Acting or looks.

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Guest El Satanico
NOTLD was a B-Movie

B doesn't mean BAD

B means small or no budget

 

 

Come on man you should know that...after all aren't you a member of the unofficial B-Movie Army around these parts?

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Guest Youth N Asia

NOTLD is great, and has such classic lines like "They're dead, they're all messed up."

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Gotta also agree with the nomination of Airborne, since me and YNA are the ones with love for it around here. I also agree with Showgirls, because it's entertaining for all the wrong reasons.

Airborne is a terrible movie. But every time it's on, I find myself watching it for some reason. Maybe I actually like it. It did have a few good lines, such as:

 

"I'm wearing hockey underwear."

 

It also introduced us to Jack Black.

 

Night of the Lepus is another bad movie.

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Guest hardyz1

The Stupids

Freddy Got Fingered

 

and my number 1 pick: Steel. it's one of Shaq's movies, it's so damn stupid, but I have to watch it when I come across it.

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Guest Michael Joel Benoit

Invasion of the Neptune Men-Sure it's wretched, but I've seen that film on MST3K about 1,000 times because it's so bad its funny.

 

Glitter starring Mariah Carrey. That is TRULY "So Bad It's Funny".

 

And my favorite bad movie ever made:

KAZAAM.

 

Shaquille O' Neal as a rapping genie. It's as bad as it sounds but yet I put it on whenever it's shown on Starz! It's wretched, but I still watch it whenever I can.

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Guest Lethargic

I haven't seen Neptune Men but I've seen the first one, Prince of Space. That's gotta be my pick. That movie is hysterical. Watched it a million times and then I got sick of it. Then MST did it and I got funny again and I watched it a million more times.

 

It's Alive (1969) is really friggin great too. I've seen that several times as well. I've seen the monster in the movie described as looking like a giant Japanese Jerry Lewis.

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Guest CoreyLazarus416

EVIL DEAD

 

Oh, and "b-movies" are movies that are low on budget AND/OR bad.

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Guest razazteca

Pootie Tang is the worst movie Chris Rock has ever done. Its a movie about your local Ebonic superhero taking the streets back from the Man's oppressive capitalistic ways.

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