Let's Rap About Other Posters

[Guest Bruiser Chong]

They aren't rapping, they're rhyming words typed out on a monitor. Either way, you can tell when it's rap and not just rhyming lines. It's this thing called flow.

It's a rare thing when Game and I see eye-to-eye on something, but he's right. Just because it rhymes doesn't mean it's rap or a freestyle. Try actually saying these "raps" and you'll see they've got absolutely no flow.

[Guest Austin3164life]

How can I miss a freestyle thread?

 

Yo, pump dat beat up, son...

 

Dat foo' Dames causin' stryfe

He playin' his own life

He ain't got no dick, yo

It's makin' 'im go loco

Tryin' to ban a buncha punks

Stinkin' up my crib like skunks

Talkin' about HHHate

Hey I can relate

But only to a certain point

It gets on my nerves

And tightens up my joints

Which is why I write

To expose all da hype

That is "The Smart Marks"

 

Word Life~!

 

I don't know from which part of my ass I pulled that out of, but whatever.

[Guest TheGame2705]

How can I miss a freestyle thread?

 

Yo, pump dat beat up, son...

 

Dat foo' Dames causin' stryfe

He playin' his own life

He ain't got no dick, yo

It's makin' 'im go loco

Tryin' to ban a buncha punks

Stinkin' up my crib like skunks

Talkin' about HHHate

Hey I can relate

But only to a certain point

It gets on my nerves

And tightens up my joints

Which is why I write

To expose all da hype

That is "The Smart Marks"

 

Word Life~!

 

I don't know from which part of my ass I pulled that out of, but whatever.

Definitely sounds like you pulled it out of your ass.

[Guest ant_7000]

Yo, ya'll are weak/

ya'll lack skill and technique/

I can beat ya'll rappin half assed/

like one BUTT cheek

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Yo Flyboy wassup

from the 2-1-2

You be lovin' those Saints

but they got no clue

 

You be jockin' on the board

bet you're lovin' the rap, yo

cuz we know you got a thang

for Fiona Apple

 

Cool like Trebek and the other hosts

It's a god damn shame they deleted your posts

Now you're back to a jobba that's no cool thang

'cuz just just like Chung's girl now you suck---

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Word to your Mother.

[Guest justsoyouknow]

I know this kid named bob, he's a fucking disgrace/

He'll start with the beef and get up all in ya face/

Mac-Man apologist, hard to the core/

Post by fucking post he becomes a whore/

Don't mean to talk shit,

Cuz he's a nice kid,

But this board would be better,

If of him we'd be rid,

I love that show on TV,

Bobby in the Middle,

Doesn't look the same in real life,

His appearance changed a little,

He's got these fucking glasses and thinks he's chic,

But when it boils down, he's really a geek.

Jacks off to Regal, jizz is warm

But then he gets pissed and hates Lance Storm

Says he shouldn't be employed and he shouldn't have a job

But I guess hypocrisy is fun

When you're named Bob.

[Guest Vitamin X]

You bitches be rhymin

but y'all ain't got no tymin

I see your face

bitch you aint got grace

Now who in the world brought you over here

what in the fuck was it your idea?

I gots to laugh until y'all disappear

Rhymin lines noone wanna hear

 

I put my foot back into your face

eyes closed like I sprayed you wit mace

now sit down and bite the curb bitch

you ate up my rhyme

from this man on a mission

and I made this decision

to see that y'all just owned by

the master MC

wickedety D

J

MOTHA FUCKAAAAAA

 

West Coast!

[Guest justsoyouknow]

Now listen up, punk, I got somethin to say,

You wanna act tough, but this just ain't yo day,

Cuz everytime you step you straight up choke

You come in my house and ya knees get broke

You wanna act hard and talk about mace?

You wanna come to me and get fucking erased?

Here's the bottom line, you just straight up suck

You wanna act big, but no one gives a fuck

Life's so hard and I'm fucked in the head,

But at the end of the day, I'm still rocking like Fred

Flinstone - and I mean BED rockin,

You're over there straight up cock blockin

Bitches come with me and ya left in tears

You can't beat me cuz I know your fears

Step one more time and you're gonna get tipped

Where'd you buy your muscles? I think you got jipped

Think before you let the words roll of ya tongue

I'm shredding up this shit like my name's Angus Young

I may not be established, I may not be a king,

But at the end of the day, I still got the bling

Vitamin X? The fuck does that mean?

Actin hard, shit ain't what it seems.

Cuz I heard that when people get up all in ya face

You don't throw a punch, you just pull out ya mace

Look at that punk over there, think he's fly

Look at that punk over there, think he's high

Look at that punk in his courduroy suit,

With his cool shoes and his fly hat to boot,

Only gets with bitches that are fat,

But unlike him, I ain't about that,

What the fuck's going on?

I don't understand

What the fuck's going on?

I thought you was a man?

You're going down just like the setting sun,

But I got work in the morning,

So this rhyme is done.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Who the fuck is this bitch

Comin up to me with a fuckin itch

He must be thinkin he's finah

Really all he's got is sand in his vagina

Try to talk at me like I'm not better than him

Who the fuck you think you are, Slim?

Talkin bout me cockblockin

but that's impossible when he's too busy cocksucking

Just so YOU know you fucking suck

absolutely worthless

ya ole miss

go ahead and make me some ice tea, BITCH

I can throw a better punch

than you lay down your lame rhymes

better yet let's make it 2 rounds

so I can have myself some good TIIIMES

but you'd go down with a K.O.

unless I pass out from your nastyass B.O.

Youse a stupid bitchboy

get out of my face

Telling me I'M going down?

but that's not the case

You got work in the morning aww poor baby

now we all know you ain't got it cuz

and that's not a maybe

What the fuck's going on? What the fuck's going on?

Just so you know bitch, I'm going on

and you're going out

[Guest ElectricRaccoon]

EDIT: In retrospect, this was weak and not about other posters at all. Better to look like kind of a spaz this way than a complete one with my attempt at rhyming. Nothing to see here.

Edited June 16, 2003 by ElectricRaccoon

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Hey, Electric Racoon knows his rhymes are too weak

You can't hang with this freak, I'm too fucking unique

I declare myself the rhyme king of TSM

More flow in my soul than Republic and Austin

You gimps can't hang with, I got gifts straight from God

Gonna rhyme my way up to becoming a mod

And if 2705 tells me I rhyme lame

He needs to bring to the table and prove he's 'The Game'

 

And I'm spent.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Fuck ya'll cant mess with A.M.

Gonna tear ya a new one again and again

All down with the 1 to tha 8

Schools over, ya'll stayin up late

Aint got no love for the Kid

Gonna out rap ya?Heaven forbid

[Guest cynicalprofit]

thank god cena already has the white boy rapping wrestler gimmick on lockdown.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

thank god cena already has the white boy rapping wrestler gimmick on lockdown.

It's called "Smackdown", not lockdown.

 

Damn newbies

[Guest Vitamin X]

Fuck ya'll cant mess with A.M.

Gonna tear ya a new one again and again

All down with the 1 to tha 8

Schools over, ya'll stayin up late

Aint got no love for the Kid

Gonna out rap ya?Heaven forbid

Fuck ya I'll mess with AM the Kid

Talking shit, pottymouth, close ya lid

All down with the 1 to tha lame

everyone at TSM knows yo rhymes are tame

We ain't got no love for the kid

cuz heavin forbid

We all know you're weak as fuck

you wanted to step up and front

shit boy you're way out of luck

[Guest Youth N Asia]

All my time living in da hood and I never learned to rap. ~SIGH

[Guest subliminal_animal]

All my time living in da hood and I never learned to rap. ~SIGH

Don't feel bad. I skimmed most of the other posts and no one else does, either.

[Guest Choken One]

Fuck all this Shit...I am the raping Jesus Christ here...

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Fuck all this Shit...I am the raping Jesus Christ here...

You don't wanna be raping Jesus Christ mate.

 

Thats sacri-licious!

[Guest Choken One]

That's because I am Hardcore haven't I told ya bitches that before?

[Guest Vitamin X]

Nope, don't recall

[Guest WhenDanSaysJump]

Like my man Chave, I represent the UK

Coming with the opinion that this thread is kinda GHEY

Posting in this thread, are we all insane, us?

When most of you could probably flow better through your anus?

Step to real rappers and you'd get swatted to one side

It's like comparing Steiner's arms to stumps from Thalidomide

There's no comparison, you all suck like Mr Garrison

So I bust verbal Indiana Jones whipcracks like Harrison

Ford, as I bust your gourd

And go Beserker on your ass like I was John Nord

If you and I battle, then your hopes and dreams I quash

I'll be Diesel, you'll be Backlund, in a nine-second squash...

[Adam 0]

I'm liking this, I don't care if its rap or rhyme, its still pretty funny.

[Guest BobBacklundRules]

I rap, I rhyme

gime some fuckin mic time

i don't post tsm often

but now im slammin yall in a coffin

tsm's largest coffin match

i win it like your girls snatch

she's kissing and caressin

while im teachin these fools a lesson

john cena can't touch this

word life is like rat piss

crown me your new rap king

i got it locked

 

 

 

like a cross face chickenwing

[Guest This Thread Is Ghey]

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[Adam 0]

Thanks for that, fucking newbie.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Thanks for that, fucking newbie.

You show him, you hard-bitten veteran of three months.

[Adam 0]

Hell yeah, I'm as much as a veteran as Randy Orton, I realise that, but at least I have something productive to say (most of the time).

[Guest AM The Kid]

Yeah right, your posts are shit....and not that good rapping "shit" just shit-shit.