Let's Rap About Other Posters

[Guest godthedog]

i'd talk about what a pathetic pissing contest this thread turned into, but that would put me on the same level as the other pissers in the thread, so i'll just add a really condescending post that implies that this whole thing's just a pissing contest, hoping no one will realize how stupid and self-defeating my post is.

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

Thanks for that, fucking newbie.

 

If it's who I think it is, he's been around FAR longer than you have. Post counts mean shit, dickapalooza.

[Guest EL BRUJ0]

Just for the record Dutch:

 

It ain't me!

 

I think that's the second time

I've seen the word ghey

in someone's user name.

 

And to add a little

something to this thread:

 

Rap Iz Crap.

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

I stand by "dickapalooza".

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Um.....

 

Ahem.....

 

ALL OF YA'LL CAN SUCK... MY...

 

Word Life~!

 

:: Leaves ::

[Guest G. HOOD]

Yuna Firerose I want you to be my down ass whore

Yeah baby that's for sure

just call G. Hood baby and I'll come running

if we watch X2 Alan won't be the only one Cumming

if you like Ed Norton we can watch History X

as long as afterwards we can have rough sex

you'll make screwfaces like Victoria while we up in da bed

then I'll cum & tell TSM All The Things You Said

Yeah

Edited June 25, 2003 by G. HOOD

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Yuna Firerose I want you to be my down ass whore

Yeah baby that's for sure

just call G. Hood baby and I'll come running

if we watch X2 Alan won't be the only one Cumming

if you like Ed Norton we can watch History X

as long as afterwards we can have rough sex

you'll make screwfaces like Victoria while we up in da bed

then I'll cum & tell TSM All The Things You Said

Yeah

I'm starting to like this guy more and more.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Damn, I was hoping she was gonna rap again.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

I couldn't rap to save my life.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

You're lucky that's not a situation that's probably ever gonna come up.

 

Hell yeah, I'm as much as a veteran as Randy Orton, I realise that, but at least I have something productive to say (most of the time).

What you say is trash, idiot.

 

Yeah right, your posts are shit....and not that good rapping "shit" just shit-shit.

That's telling him, bigger idiot.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

I tell ya what's makin this place really shitty

It's these retarded kids and their punk-ass gimmicks

It's a waste of blood, muscle, skin, and protoplasm

I don't need an account just for posting sarcasm

An alternate personality for an alternate attitude

Whether it's Nunzio Cardozo or that Korrosive dude

Get over it guys, just be your own bloke

"I got a sepeare account just for making Nash jokes!"

Well tee hee, hah hah, I'm dyin' over here

Now shut the fuck up, gimmicks got old last year.

 

WORD, motherfucker.

[Guest papacita]

Not a rhyme but I've been meaning to ask subliminal animal why he has that pic of Frederick Douglass in his sig.

[Guest Nunzio Cardozo]

Jobber of the Week taking shots at the throne

He's just begging to be Nunziowned

If liking Kevin Nash made me a gimmick real quick

That must make you a gimmick for sucking dick

So shut your mouth cause you're future's bleak

And just keep on jobbing till your knees get weak

[Cherry Blossom Viscount 0]

Word on the street is Nunzio's a banned poster

Surprised that the mods have yet to toast ya

Your gimmick's through, playboy, you're done

Nunzio Cardoza, your course you have run

The days of the good gimmick poster have long past

Now all of 'em out of the gate are straight ass

Gimmick worship is sending this place down the drain

Stop following some one note nutjob, and get a brain

You guys jock gimmicks like hip-hop heads do rappers

You're a bunch of nerds with your heads in crappers

So I suggest you fanboys to get a clue

And if you don't like, I'll pull a Jonh Cena, F-U!

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Before the poseurs start flyin'

And old banned posters start cryin'

I'm gonna straight up tell you

Nobody really cares about a gimmick post

 

Now that doesn't mean you're bad per se

You might even contribute something someday

But acting like a dumbass has got to go

You might as well start and give up the ghost

 

Look at you man, your rap's bad as fuck

'Rub a dub dub, Jobber's really dumb'

Well you better hope we can go to commercials

Because there's already been a role reversal

I blew the doors off your rhymes when I was doing rehersals

I can only give praise cause I won't give you money

But "Nunziowned" was rather kind of funny

 

My skills are too hard to get punked out by you

I guess you're the one guy who liked the Road Dogg, too.

Maybe you and he can go out to the nudie bar

Light up a spike and then you'll realize

"Damnit, Jobber beat me by far!"

 

I think that I'll quit now cause the damage is done

Kinda sad really, I had only begun

Cuffed ya, tried ya, put you in the slammer

You're just waiting for execution by banhammer

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Not a rhyme but I've been meaning to ask subliminal animal why he has that pic of Frederick Douglass in his sig.

Who is that? Did you make him up?

 

Dude, c'mon ... making shit like that up is not cool.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I've created a monster. SO here's more:

 

Yo you say you're the biggest fan of SK

We know you take it a little far seeing as how you're gay

This guy's got no brain, as we'll all agree

I wouldn't trust this guy to burn a CD

When he posts he writes shit, his typing really sucks

But that's par for the course when your computer is ten bucks

You want the food man coming to your door really quick?

Well if you're hungry I got snack you can suck my

 

WORD LIFE

[Guest Choken One]

The Game has been played out

The purpose of this fucking thread is in dobut

Everyone one of motherfuckers talkin weak

Fuck these fucking gimmicks, flavor of the week

 

The ball is still in our court young, been had

Be it AS, Dames or Triple R, or the SOH TRIAD

We own this board, fall upon your knees

Fucking Bitches infesting this board like fleas

 

The fact is simple, Dames controls the fates

of all you fuckers sitting home without a date

Fuck this bullshit, send out shout out to PRIME

Weak like Banky's Penis, see the noose? Not to climb...

 

Bottom Line, Simple Is this, Comes Choken One

Big Time Lke Bonds, I give you the Home Runs

Missing the #1 Name, Hear my lesbian cousin

Fucked them All, by the end of the night, a dozen.