HHH/Stephanie proposal details from Parade

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

From the gossip column Parade Magazine, that little insert that appears in your Sunday paper (unless your paper carries only USA Weekend instead)

 

Q: Are World Wrestling Entertainment superstars Triple H and Stephanie McMahon married in real life? -Chris Jones, Sconset, Mass.

 

A: Not yet. But the hulking 6-foot-6, 250-pound Triple H (born Paul Levesque), 33, went down on one knee on Valentine's Day and popped the question to a suprised Stephanie, 26, who has played his wife on TV wrestling for two years. (She's also the daughter of WWE founder Vince McMahon.) "He took me to a romantic hotel suite in New York, complete with rose petals on the bed," she tells us. The muscular duo will tie the knot this fall. Fans can watch their tempestuous TV drama tonight on a pay-per-view special.

 

o/` Love is in the air, everytime I look around... o/`

 

But seriously, does anyone else think of it creepy picturing HHH wandering around a hotel room with bags of stuff, setting up the candles, setting the bubbly on the table, and destroying some perfectly good flowers and scattering them all over the bed?

 

I'd hate to be the maid who has to touch those sheets the next day, for multiple reasons.

[Guest Austin3164life]

Imagine all of this on tape, spread all over the internet.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

I woulda thought something more along the lines of,

 

"But Shawn lets me do it like that! What, you're waiting to get married first? Oh, ok...."

[Guest HartFan86]

He probably had his World Title on the head of the bed...covered in rose flowers-uh.

[Guest buffybeast]

HHH has the greatest mind in the business. He'll be main eventing WWE programming in his 70s.

[Guest Downhome]

Good for them, I'm happy for them.

 

I just hope his mindset, or those in charge, changes soon.

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

He probably had his World Title on the head of the bed...covered in rose flowers-uh.

And instead of, say, Barry White playing on the stereo... He played his theme song on a loop.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

He probably had his World Title on the head of the bed...covered in rose flowers-uh.

And instead of, say, Barry White playing on the stereo... He played his theme song on a loop.

"IT'S TIME TO LAY THE GAME!"

[Guest CronoT]

:lol:

 

That is the funniest fricking thing I think I've ever read.

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

The muscular duo will tie the knot this fall.

 

BWAHAHAHAHAAHA~!

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

The muscular duo will tie the knot this fall.

 

BWAHAHAHAHAAHA~!

I was totally going to say that.

 

Um, why the hell was this in Parade? I mean, I know it's Parade, but this is retarded even for them.

 

"Time to Lay the Game" was also quality.

[Guest Quik]

"Hunter, are you in here?"

 

**Lights Dim**

 

DUN! DUN-DUN! DUN-DUN! TIME TO PLAY THE GAME! HOO-HOO-HA!

 

**Triple H comes out, does ring entrance, SPITS WATER INTENSELY~! and then gets on one knee**

 

"Steph-uh, will you marry-uh me-uh?"

"YES~!"

**Music kicks in**

 

It's all about the game! And how you play it!

[Guest Choken One]

I wonder how they explain HHH's absence?

 

Does he cut a live promo from Jamaica?

 

HHH: This Sunday...at No Mercy...YOU...Randy Orton! Will see why I am THE GAME and that I am that damn...

 

Steph: Oh Hunter...I'm ready!

 

HHH: COMING! Your dead meat ORTON!

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Next Night On Raw: Hunter has no penis! Where has Kane hid it! BAH GAWD!~

[Guest Choken One]

or rather

 

Back to jamacia

 

(23 seconds later)

 

HHH: (off camera) :Sorry...I don't know happend...it never happens much

 

*realizes cameras on*

 

HHH: RANDY ORTON! I AM THE GAME AND I AM THAT DAMN GOOD! YOU CAN'T PLAY AT MY LEVEL! SO GO AND MAKE YOUR PRAYERS...BECAUSE I AM YOUR GOD!

 

*Thinks cameras are off

 

HHH: Jericho! Get in there and make her happy...

[Mecha Mummy 0]

The muscular duo will tie the knot this fall.

 

BWAHAHAHAHAAHA~!

You took the laughter right outta my mouth.

[Guest The Old Me]

I wonder if HHH spits water before he spits his...you know.

[Guest HartFan86]

I can just picture during the wedding cermeony, the priest mentions "GOD", and HHH pedigrees him and says that HE and ONLY he is God.

 

HHH's best man will probably be a potrait of himself.

 

And can you picture Stephanie throwing the boquet? HHH comes out of nowhere, and jumps up and gets it because no one can UPSTAGE HIM.

[Guest cynicalprofit]

there are so many jokes that can be made, i just dont have that much time. I will say though, when steph dies, I hope someone fucks the corpse to get heat on hhh.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

I can just picture during the wedding cermeony, the priest mentions "GOD", and HHH pedigrees him and says that HE and ONLY he is God.

I'm picturing this HHH Action Figure cheesily nailed to a tiny cross and I'm laughing over here.

 

HHH's best man will probably be a potrait of himself.

 

He'll arrange spots for all his friends, of course. Nash will be the Best Hoss, and his duty will be to stand there (what he does best, and all he ever did in the NWO) then pretend to make a picture frame with his hands while they smooch. Shawn can skip like a girl down the aisle throwing rice around.

 

Being partially paid for by Vince McMahon, of course a naked woman will jump out of the wedding cake and Brian Gewirtz will be asked to hire a man who's skilled in dumping the bowl of punch down Stephanie's top as an "accident."

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

I can just picture during the wedding cermeony, the priest mentions "GOD", and HHH pedigrees him and says that HE and ONLY he is God.

 

HHH's best man will probably be a potrait of himself.

 

And can you picture Stephanie throwing the boquet? HHH comes out of nowhere, and jumps up and gets it because no one can UPSTAGE HIM.

That was funnier than it had any right to be...