The One And Only WWE RAW Thread 6-16-03

[Guest BifEverchad]

new gimmick...

 

KRAZY KANE!

[Mrnoitaull 0]

Wow, Kane hit him with the tip the chair(aka the bone of the chair)

 

That has to be painful!!!

[Guest JAxlMorrison]

Kane's getting some face pops now........better hurry up and turn him heel.

[Guest Nevermortal]

A CHAIR SHOT RIGHT TO THE HAND! BY GOD!

[Guest Human Fly]

The last minute of that match was some of the worst announcing I have heard in a while as they totally missed RVD's reversal and made it sound like RVD splashed Kane while Kane was down instead of colliding with him while he was standing.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Well, who the fuck is the new Evo member?

[Guest Nevermortal]

Ah shit, Kane is the 4th member.

[Guest BifEverchad]

ah, fuccccccck

[Guest CanadianChris]

Fuuuuuuuuuck.

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Oh No Triple H is gonna tell us about another corpse f*cking.

[Guest Flyboy]

"He'll tell ya who your daddy is tonight!" -- JR

 

Oh God, this is ghey.

[Guest wwF1587]

TIME TO TAKE A SHT ON RAW

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Fuck NO~!!! NOT KANE~!!!!

[Guest HartFan86]

I bet it's RVD.

[Guest Crux]

Say no, Kane! Say no!

[Guest JAxlMorrison]

Well, it would be cool to see him take the mask off tonight.

 

"if you join the Evolution, we will buy a few corpses for you to make love to"

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

RANDO MAD. RANDO SMASH.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Remember when RAW threads use to go 35-40 pages?

[Guest AndrewTS]

"You won't be held back anymore!"

 

HAHAHA!

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Kane says yes and squashes the shit out of RVD.

 

 

 

Perfect.

 

Kane doesn't need fast women he wants 'em to lie still.

[Guest tetsubeav]

Next week, Kane comes out in khakis, a haircut, shave and some new tats.

[Guest wwF1587]

Oh No Triple H is gonna tell us about another corpse f*cking.

you wont be held back anymore... HA

[Guest Nevermortal]

Hahahaha...

 

HHH: "You won't be held back anymore!"

[Mrnoitaull 0]

HHH ripped off that Floetry song

 

 

"..Big shitties..."

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Remember when RAW threads use to go 35-40 pages?

These things went up to 40 one time? Seriously?

 

And fuck, it has to be Kane... Austin just came out.

[Mrnoitaull 0]

Chokeslam to Stone Cold

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Yeah We haven't had enough Austin tonight yet!!!

[Guest JAxlMorrison]

Austin? Odd..........

 

Is RVD dead or something? Shouldn't he have something to say about this?

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

From "toughest son of a bitch" to "America's favorite beer-drinker."

 

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

[Guest Nevermortal]

A Threat to His World Title? Only a nuclear holocaust is a threat to HHH's title.