If you had to eat a fellow poster to stay alive...

[Guest Nevermortal]

Who would it be?

 

I'd probably eat The Dames. Just so I could say, "Yes, I did indeed eat Damian Gonzalez. He was a tasty chap."

[Guest DawnBTVS]

Hmmm....I'd eat Yuna...oh that kinda eat...I'll eat BPP so I can take over IZ

[Guest HBK16]

I'd go with WelshJerichoMark. Then I'd be like 50% welsh right?

[The Dames 0]

Why thank you. I hear I taste best with Hershey's chocolate syrup and whip cream.

 

You won't be the first

 

Dames

[Guest HBK16]

Why thank you. I hear I taste best with Hershey's chocolate syrup and whip cream.

 

You won't be the first

 

Dames

[Guest MaxPower27]

Tiffani Malibu. She's hot.

[Guest Nevermortal]

I could also make a case for devouring Johnson1620 & Jonnie Barber, just so we'd never have to heard from them again.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Tiffani Malibu. She's hot.

Remind me to give you a discount on stuff when you stop in next time you're up here.

 

Anyhow, I'd make the obvious CanadianChick/WJM/female poster joke, but it's been done to death. And if I ate Sandman, I'd have Jason Goes To Hell flashbacks, where the guy who ate his heart "became" Jason. I'm not ready to become a homicidal maniac. Yet.

[The Dames 0]

Tiffani Malibu is a dish I'd definitely love tasting.

 

Go Sierra!

 

Hey Zacky-Poo...If you can get her to REALLY post here, that would be hilarious.

 

Dames

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I was tempted to make a Canadian Chick reference here. But I'm obviously a bigger man then that (wait...no I'm not, I'd be all over...errr...stop thinking outloud)

 

Zack Malibu might be alright with a little ranch dressing.

[Guest welshjerichomark]

I'd eat Bob Barron, i could probably finish him off in one sitting.

[The Dames 0]

I'd eat Bob Barron, i could probably finish him off in one sitting.

I'm meeting Bob for dinner at 5:30.

 

One of us won't be coming back.

 

Dames

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Tiffani Malibu is a dish I'd definitely love tasting.

 

Go Sierra!

 

Hey Zacky-Poo...If you can get her to REALLY post here, that would be hilarious.

 

Dames

Haha, I can try. When I do IM her on occasion, I either get the "this is her sister" (who, according to Sierra, is a 15 year old who enjoys getting drunk and whom all the other guys lust after) or a quick "Hi, what's up". I'll see what I can do though, my fellow freestyler.

 

PS-Where was the shoutout in the TNA thread about my markdom for you-know-who? Or are you waiting for this week?

 

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

Like any male would say, a female poster. An obvious choice, but the one that I'd make. Yuna or Canadian Chick perferably.

 

And Nevermortal, I'd live on in your head so you'd have to here me everyday. Even when your not on the board.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I'd eat Bob Barron, i could probably finish him off in one sitting.

There's a joke in there about an attractive female finishing Bob off quickly...

[Guest Nevermortal]

Like any male would say, a female poster. An obvious choice, but the one that I'd make. Yuna or Canadian Chick perferably.

 

And Nevermortal, I'd live on in your head so you'd have to here me everyday. Even when your not on the board.

And you'd constantly torment me with such things as "Bad Blood, Best Pay Per View of 2003", "Kevin Nash deserves the title shot", and "Ric Flair and Shawn Michaels was actually good".

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Zack ol buddy. Do you use any kind of skin lotion or products like that I should know about?

GET IN MY BELLY!

[The Dames 0]

PS-Where was the shoutout in the TNA thread about my markdom for you-know-who? Or are you waiting for this week?

 

My bad. I'll get it in this week. I was in a rush to finish it last night.

 

Dames

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

Like any male would say, a female poster.  An obvious choice, but the one that I'd make.  Yuna or Canadian Chick perferably.

 

And Nevermortal, I'd live on in your head so you'd have to here me everyday.  Even when  your not on the board.

And you'd constantly torment me with such things as "Bad Blood, Best Pay Per View of 2003", "Kevin Nash deserves the title shot", and "Ric Flair and Shawn Michaels was actually good".

Just so you understand the consequences of eating me!

[Guest Nevermortal]

Zack ol buddy. Do you use any kind of skin lotion or products like that I should know about?

GET IN MY BELLY!

OMG, YNA is a baby?

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Zack ol buddy. Do you use any kind of skin lotion or products like that I should know about?

GET IN MY BELLY!

OMG, YNA is a baby?

But I,m tpying at a 5rd graed lvele

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Zack ol buddy. Do you use any kind of skin lotion or products like that I should know about?

GET IN MY BELLY!

Save for the occasional mosturizer splash, I'm clean as a whistle. If you're ready for the Bayside vs. Sunnydale battle inside your body, let's get it on.

[The Dames 0]

Sorry Zack, but I'm a Sunnydale Razorback.

 

Dames

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Hmmm....I'd eat Yuna...oh that kinda eat...I'll eat BPP so I can take over IZ

fat chance~!

 

I'll come drop an elbow on ya!

 

Umm...If I were to eat someone to stay alive...give me Zack. He seems in shape enough to have more muscle than fat.

[Guest Nevermortal]

If I was going to eat a wrestler, I'd make it Samoa Joe. Just so I could assume his stiff kicks and take out old ladies with bootscrapes while I'm walking down the street.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

With the exception of Slater maybe taking Dawn I don't see Bayside doing well in that.

 

And since Zack is so clean he is my pick (unless I could talk Canadian Chick into it)

[Guest Zack Malibu]

PS-Where was the shoutout in the TNA thread about my markdom for you-know-who?  Or are you waiting for this week?

 

My bad. I'll get it in this week. I was in a rush to finish it last night.

 

Dames

No problemo, boss man. Just joshin' ya...however you could make my name FAMOUS~!

 

Or not .

 

Ah, just saw your more recent post. At least Sunnydale is a more worth competitor than Valley.

[The Dames 0]

Don't worry, with the death rate that Sunnydale High has, Bayside will end up winning by default.

 

Dames

[Guest Nevermortal]

 

"Pass the BBQ Dames, please."

[Guest Zack Malibu]

With the exception of Slater maybe taking Dawn I don't see Bayside doing well in that.

 

And since Zack is so clean he is my pick (unless I could talk Canadian Chick into it)

You know, (and I'm going to get shot for saying this), but I'm a HUGE Sarah Michelle Gellar fan and I've never seen a complete episode of Buffy.