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Guest Youth N Asia
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"Pass the BBQ Dames, please."

You do the "Baby wearing bib" google search? And which one is Dames and who are you eating?

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Guest Nevermortal
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"Pass the BBQ Dames, please."

You do the "Baby wearing bib" google search? And which one is Dames and who are you eating?

I actually searched for 'eating babies'.

 

I now realize that I am a fucked up individual.

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Guest Youth N Asia
You know, (and I'm going to get shot for saying this), but I'm a HUGE Sarah Michelle Gellar fan and I've never seen a complete episode of Buffy.

Get the DVDs my man! Season 4 just came out.

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Guest Zack Malibu

Well, Dames can't eat Barron, or else he gets no TNA.

 

I'm going to have to say he's eating Votsis. Dames should chew him up and spit him out for betraying the site like he did.

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Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620
If I was going to eat a wrestler, I'd make it Samoa Joe. Just so I could assume his stiff kicks and take out old ladies with bootscrapes while I'm walking down the street.

Abdula The Butcher! He has great ribs!

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Guest Zack Malibu
You know, (and I'm going to get shot for saying this), but I'm a HUGE Sarah Michelle Gellar fan and I've never seen a complete episode of Buffy.

Get the DVDs my man! Season 4 just came out.

Luckily, my boss tends to buy every DVD under the sun, regardless of if it's something he likes or not. I know he's got Season 1 and 2, and they're probably still unwatched. If I play my cards right, I can probably get them for free of him, as I've done with quite a few movies in the past.

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Guest Youth N Asia
If I was going to eat a wrestler, I'd make it Samoa Joe. Just so I could assume his stiff kicks and take out old ladies with bootscrapes while I'm walking down the street.

Abdula The Butcher! He has great ribs!

Plus he's friggin huge...so there would be leftovers.

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Guest Zack Malibu

Yeah, but the way Abby bleeds just by putting a hat on, wouldn't he be considered "raw meat"?

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Guest Nevermortal

Votsis doesn't deserved to be eaten by one of us. If anything, he should be ground up and sent to the Grade F meat with the circus animals and newspaper shreddings.

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Guest Youth N Asia

Shit...I did forget to ask. Are we cooking the poster or is it "as is?"

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Guest Nevermortal
Shit...I did forget to ask. Are we cooking the poster or is it "as is?"

Anyway you want him or her.

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Guest Retro Rob
I actually searched for 'eating babies'.

 

I now realize that I am a fucked up individual.

:lol:

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Guest Zack Malibu
Shit...I did forget to ask. Are we cooking the poster or is it "as is?"

You'll have to do it as is. I ain't goin' in no oven.

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Guest The Amazing Rando

I would make Scott Kieth's Biggest Fan Stew....

 

 

I would eat the meal out of a $10 bowl with a $20 spoon...so as to help the economy.

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I would make Scott Kieth's Biggest Fan Stew....

 

 

I would eat the meal out of a $10 bowl with a $20 spoon...so as to help the economy.

 

Brilliant ... and you spelled his name wrongly.

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I would make Scott Kieth's Biggest Fan Stew....

 

 

I would eat the meal out of a $10 bowl with a $20 spoon...so as to help the economy.

Would you purchase them online on your $10 computer?

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Guest Jobber of the Week

After turning that "Ric Flair Is Great" thread into a "Is Ric Flair That Great?" thread, I'd like to make a curry dish out of Lord of the Curry.

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Guest Sakura

I would eat Downhome. He is just so positive, he could probably find a way to look on the bright side of being eaten.

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Guest The Czech Republic
I would eat Downhome. He is just so positive, he could probably find a way to look on the bright side of being eaten.

Yeah. Don't eat subliminal_animal because he'd just be a bitter shithead about the whole ordeal.

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I would eat Downhome. He is just so positive, he could probably find a way to look on the bright side of being eaten.

hahahahaha

 

That was one of the funniest things I've read, this week.

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As others have said, I could make the CanadianChick joke, but that is beneath me. I think I'd eat Adrian3:16, for hating Spanky's music.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

I'd eat Sassquatch, because I could always stuff the rest of him in the freezer for later. Since he hasn't been around though, I'd use DrTom as an alternate, since I guess he's a hoss as well. Afterwards, I'd use Bob Barron or Marney as a toothpick.

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Guest The Amazing Rando
I would make Scott Kieth's Biggest Fan Stew....

 

 

I would eat the meal out of a $10 bowl with a $20 spoon...so as to help the economy.

Would you purchase them online on your $10 computer?

yes I would...and save the transaction on a $30 floppy disk and make sure to write that it is saved on there with a $212 pen I bought at K-Mart...

 

 

and I know I spelled his name wrong...i just didn't feel like fixing it.

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Guest The Rising Star

Why does everyone want to eat CanadianChick?

Is she really that hot?

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Guest Big Poppa Popick

and all your base belong to us

 

cmon sandie, rip off something that isnt passe

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Guest HartFan86
Why does everyone want to eat CanadianChick?

Is she really that hot?

Hell yeah, dude. Check her pic in her sig.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

(has other pictures, and yes, she is hot)

 

I'd eat Agent of Oblivion so I could finally be the balance of yin and yang that I have searched for my entire life.

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