The Unintentional Comedy King of WWE

[LooseCannon25 0]

Not for nothing, but i love when this guy has matches on Raw or ppv. It's not even that i think he's talented or any good. I always look forward to seeing what Steiner's latest blooper is gonna be. We saw one on Sunday when he fell flat on his face. On and MSG house show i saw the guy fall on face doing a backdrop. He fell on his ass giving Triple H a powerbomb. I forgot who it was against but he slipped doing a clothesline. He always stumbles through his words when he's on the mic or uses profanity in his first appearance on WWE at Survivor Series. The guy deserves and award for clumsiest superstar alive.

 

Who do you guys nominate as the master of bloopers?

[Guest Nevermortal]

Ric Blade.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Myself - because I fuck up each and everything I do at least once.

[Guest The Mighty Damaramu]

Well........I really can't think of anyone worse than Steiner. I mean Jericho at SS01 was pretty bad in itself.

[Guest Mik at Cornell]

Fred Ottman.

[TheFranchise 0]

What do you mean fell flat on his face?

 

He did a flying chop block!

 

er... okay, even i couldn't make that one fly

[TheFranchise 0]

Fred Ottman.

Actaully, yeah, that one moment makes up for ALL bloopers for Steiner.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Micheal Cole. This guy just says the dumbest stuff all the time.

[Guest Choken One]

Let's See...

 

Scott Steiner: One of the 50 greatest wrestlers of all time put on countless ****-***** matches. Had a great World Title Run in the dying days of WCW...

 

or

 

Fred Ottoman

 

Fat cousin of Dusty Rhodes whom was Hogan's lacky for 4 years turned tag teamer with fellow fattass and blew his MAJOR wcw debut with the fuck up of all fuck ups...

 

 

who do you think wins out here?

[TheFranchise 0]

^^^

 

Steiner

[Murmuring Beast 0]

What was Ottman's big fuck up anyway?

[Guest Choken One]

Are u not a SMARK? that image of Ottoman tripping his own ass over oughta be BURNED into your mind...

[Guest Anglesault]

He tripped and fell during his big entrence and his helmet fell off.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

You gotta love Vis doing the running to the ring faceplant spot.

[Guest Choken One]

it was the reaction of ottoman and the other wrestlers (even his own partners) had that made it so classic...

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Did something like that not happen to Earthquake or Tugboat?

 

No, I'm not a smark.

[Guest Choken One]

Yes...Vis self inflicted Face Plant and Steiners Slip were funny...

 

but consider this...

 

Ottoman did this flub in the main event...at the start of his MONSTER push...some say he was going to get a Main event run with Vader...

 

His screw up was more important and funny with the circumstances and all...

[Guest Choken One]

Did something like that not happen to Earthquake or Tugboat?

 

No, I'm not a smark.

tugboat is ottoman.

[TheFranchise 0]

What was Ottman's big fuck up anyway?

Even the commentators were laughing, Flair just ran for it.

[Guest Goodear]

Personally I give Rey Traylor the nod just for all the comic book super villian promos.

[Guest Choken One]

yea but those were intentional...

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Personally I give Rey Traylor the nod just for all the comic book super villian promos.

Or my personal favorite...

 

"That referee right there wasn't even suppossed to be in the RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!"

[Murmuring Beast 0]

QUOTE (Murmuring Beast @ Jun 18 2003, 02:20 PM)

Did something like that not happen to Earthquake or Tugboat?

 

No, I'm not a smark.

 

tugboat is ottoman.

 

 

Thanks for that

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

Murmuring Beast: Shockmaster (Fred Ottman, Tugboat) was set to make his WCW debut as Shockmaster.

 

Well, just read for yourself, towards the bottom of the page.

 

http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/431.html

[LooseCannon25 0]

Somebody get my man the clip of Shockmaster's amazing debut. The funniest part was Ottman wiping his hands after he got back up and put his mask back on, and Heenan under his breath saying "oh noooooo.....oh no"

 

I also would like to nominate good ol' Sid Vicious as a candidate. He messed up his lines on the mic more than anyone else ever i believe

[Guest Choken One]

Yeah...NOTHING tops this

 

SID: THAT's because you see...I AM THE MASTER AND RULER OF THE UNIVER...I'm sorry can we redo this? It isnt working...

 

 

ON A LIVE THUNDER!

 

If that doesn't expose the business...what does?

[Guest AndrewTS]

Viscera also slipped on beer during a hardcore match backstage.

[LooseCannon25 0]

Viscera also slipped on beer during a hardcore match backstage.

That shit was hilarious....it was against the Acolytes and he slipped on the beer and didnt even break his fall at all. The dude fell straight on his ass hard.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Yeah...NOTHING tops this

 

SID: THAT's because you see...I AM THE MASTER AND RULER OF THE UNIVER...I'm sorry can we redo this? It isnt working...

 

 

ON A LIVE THUNDER!

 

If that doesn't expose the business...what does?

Oh, Sid is a constant source of fuck ups. Like cutting a promo on Nash and saying "I have half the brain that you do."

 

Or crapping his pants during that match with Taker.

 

Snapping his leg in his match with--STEINER!

[LooseCannon25 0]

How about that promo on the barbershop right before WMVIII when he destroyed the set and had baby powder all over his face lookin like an asshole. You could hear several people laughing hysterically at him in the crowd