I wet the bed yesterday...

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

I was sleeping last night, when I woke up 4 am-ish to the sensation of a warm liquid draining down my leg. Apparently I was in a way deep sleep, and my brain couldn't wake me up to empty my bladder, so my body said "fuck it" and let it pour.... changing the sheets and scrubbing the mattress hours before work is no fun! Damn this is kinda embarassing!

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

At this point, it is my duty to notify the Smart Marks community that the GAS level has gone UP.

 

We are now currently at a GAS level of: HIGH

[Agent_Bond34 0]

You wet the bed at age 24.

 

Good one.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

We must not allowwwwwww, a bed-wetting gap!

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

GAS level?

[Agent_Bond34 0]

Gimmick

Alert

Status

 

In other words, some are suspecting you of being a gimmick poster.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

oh, Well, I'm not, I really have only posted stuff in Old School and WWF threads.... but whatever

[Guest Flyboy]

Can I be Scout?

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

No, it doesn't necessarily mean I think they're a gimmick poster. It means that they're potentially bringing about a gimmick for themself.

 

Boo Bradley's overness has gone down from this segment.

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

We must not allowwwwwww, a bed-wetting gap!

 

MEIN FUHRER!! I CAN WALK!!

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

And really what would the gimmick be? Me posting about urine in each thread?

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

Anonymous government sources have led me to believe that many acts of gimmick posting are possible in the coming days, but we don't know what. We have to be prepared for any circumstances.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Also, the Ruskies have developed, or are at least developing what is said to be a "Doomsday Gimmick" one which turns all otherwise normal posters into terrible gimmick posters themselves. However, the only way it can be triggered, is to ban it.

[Guest Downhome]

And really what would the gimmick be? Me posting about urine in each thread?

No, you being a fucking moron.

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

Unfortunately, the Doomsday Gimmick is only effective as a deterrent ...

 

SO WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL THE BOARD, EH?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Edited June 19, 2003 by Agent of Oblivion

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

^ Excerpts from Dr. Strangepost or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Ban.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

I found this to be a previously unheard of experience by a man of my age, and figured since I'm behind the mask of a poster name, I'd share and see what others thought. I'm willing to let the thread die, and I'll return to obscurity.

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

Actually, I found the topic so funny that I pissed myself laughing. Ironic, no?

[Guest Retro Rob]

I found this to be a previously unheard of experience by a man of my age, and figured since I'm behind the mask of a poster name, I'd share and see what others thought. I'm willing to let the thread die, and I'll return to obscurity.

What about people with bladder diseases, or someone who had WAY too much to drink. Stranger things have happened... like starting a thread about this incident.

[Guest The Old Me]

Next time you piss the bed, just keep it to yourself please.

 

Move along, nothing to see here.

[Guest Phr33k]

Can I be Scout?

I do believe you've confused Boo Bradley, the wrestler, with Boo Radley from "To Kill A Mockingbird".

[Guest newblood03]

Was you Dog Drunk when you did this?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Boo Bradley has gained two points of overness from this thread ending

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

Funny!

 

I was sooooo drunk one time I stood up out of bed went to the corner of my bedroom where the nightstand was and pissed on it. I was dreaming that it was a urinal. And it looks nothing like a urinal. My wife was not happy.

[Guest godthedog]

one time i was sleepwalking and pissed in my dresser drawer. but i was seven at the time, so it's excusable.

[Guest cartman]

I believe that if you are of Alcohol Consumption age, it is perfectly normal and acceptable to wet the bed, or piss on furniture while under the influence of heavy drinking.

[Guest caboose]

This thread is great. I think we should all make the push for it to get into the Classic threads folder...

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I have never pissed myself while under the influence of alcohol or any contraband. If you lose the ability to utilize a proper toilet facility or an alley, then perhaps you shouldn't drink.

[Guest spiny norman]

I don't think I've ever urinated in my pants, or in my sleep. I have defecated while awake once or twice though. Once when I was trying on clothes in a shopping centre. Now *that* was embarassing.

 

Though, to be fair, it turned out I was quite ill at the time and shouldn't have been outside, let alone buying clothes.