Shamefull Plug I

[Guest Goodear]

"I'm not big."

 

Video of Frost heaving Ejiro Fasaki onto his shoulder and dumping him on the top turnbuckle...

 

"I'm not a brawler."

 

Longdogger Pete blasts Ejiro across the mouth with one of those overhand right fists to the face.

 

"I'm not strong."

 

Frost runs strait through Fasaki with his Hell Freezes Over clothesline...

 

"But I am willing to do what the other guy won't."

 

"I will lie."

 

Fasaki knocks Pete to the canvas with a chain wrapped around his fist.

 

"I will cheat."

 

Ejiro strangles Frost against the middle rope

 

"I will kill."

 

Ejiro forces Frost to submit to the reverse cross armbreaker

 

"Because these belts are worth it."

 

Justice and Rule hold the world tag team titles high into the air

 

"Because our legacy is worth it."

 

The word 'undefeated' flashes across the screen while past victories are displayed on the screen

 

"Because my destiny is worth it."

 

'Longest Reigning Tag Team Champions'

 

"I am Ejiro Fasaki"

 

...

 

"And I am Rule."

 

"Welcome to your 13th Hour."

[janusd 0]

Woo! Go, Rule! I love it.

 

I got a grin - for some reason - out of the "I will lie. I will cheat. I will kill" lines. OMGODZ CHEAT TO WIN~!

 

Here's pulling for J+R to be the most undefeatedest tag team EVAH~! (Y)

[Guest Goodear]

I was going to be all lie, cheat, and steal... but Ejiro never steals anything

[Guest Ace309]

You stole our hearts

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

This is so very great. It's Promowars 2k2 taken to the next level. Keep it up, gentlemen. I expect a Justice companion piece on my desk by tomorrow.