Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 so....he's dirty? pretty groundbreaking.
Guest razazteca Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 I will give em one thing..he sort of does look like the Undertaker.. Yeah Kane is white and tall
Guest Downhome Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 He's going to totally shave his head, join Evolution taking Batista's place(he's now "evolved"), and be the new version of Nathan Jones, just with talent.
Guest Steviekick Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 I still think that they should have unmasked him to be Isaac yankem, dds.
Guest Human Fly Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 The best thing they can do is just have Kane put the mask back on. This was such a bad idea, I have no idea why they did it, and it seems like it was booked on a napkin this afternoon. As has been pointed out many times in this thread, no matter what kind of makeup or paint they put on his face it will fade, and be obvious that he is normal looking. Put the mask back on and go from there.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 Speaking of Taker, shouldn't he, oh I dunno, have something to do with this? I mean, they're "brothers" afterall and he was the one who burned him.
Guest RollingSambos Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 Just put the mask back on and "blur" the footage from now on, claiming that it is too hideous to show WWE fans. Hell, no one watches RAW anyway.
Guest The Czech Republic Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 Sorry, RRR, but Undertaker is on the SmackDown brand, and that would confuse more than clarify for the dumb marks.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 Or they bandage him up and say he got plastic surgery the next day after raw.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 Well... Trade RVD for Taker... HHH can have someone to job to.
Guest Monday Night Jericho Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 I guess HHH thought that Katie Vick wasn't enough.
Guest Showstoppa Icon Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 czech....idk why, but ur sig cracks me up lol
Guest Sakura Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 They should do a storyline where next week Crips gives him an offer to get his face fixed and join Evolution. He would tell Kane it was time for him to not be a freak, to finally be a normal person. Kane would take the offer. For months Crips would like torment him and belittle him when he made mistakes. Put him down and say he is still a freak and worthless even with his new face. Kane would always go to choke slam him then let him go. After talks with UT and RVD failed to make him see hanging out with Crips is bad Crips would finally push him too far and he would choke slam him and turn back face. Then Kane would face him and beat him. It would get over!
Guest Downhome Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 Speaking of Taker, shouldn't he, oh I dunno, have something to do with this? I mean, they're "brothers" afterall and he was the one who burned him. HHH burned him, history has been changed. Or they bandage him up and say he got plastic surgery the next day after raw. They didn't explain how he was able to talk out of nowhere, they wont explain this. Kane will more than likely, as I said above, just shave his head. Just wipe off the black shit, keep the contacts in, and have him have a mean look on his face. The Batista replacement is complete, lol.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 Or they could make Kane "Doink: The Next Generation"
Guest The Czech Republic Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 czech....idk why, but ur sig cracks me up lol Have you seen Land Shark on SNL?
Guest Showstoppa Icon Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 czech....idk why, but ur sig cracks me up lol Have you seen Land Shark on SNL? no, but i guess i need to see it to fully get the joke, i just think HHH saying "ur that clever shark boy" is the greatest thing ever
Guest RollingSambos Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 I think it would be best to try and bury this debacle ASAP, but knowing WWE they will try to make chicken salad out of chicken shit...and fail.
Rendclaw Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 They should do a storyline where next week Crips gives him an offer to get his face fixed and join Evolution. He would tell Kane it was time for him to not be a freak, to finally be a normal person. Kane would take the offer. For months Crips would like torment him and belittle him when he made mistakes. Put him down and say he is still a freak and worthless even with his new face. Kane would always go to choke slam him then let him go. After talks with UT and RVD failed to make him see hanging out with Crips is bad Crips would finally push him too far and he would choke slam him and turn back face. Then Kane would face him and beat him. It would get over! But as always, that would you know..... make sense.
Guest AndrewTS Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 "Bah Gaw! the son of a bitch! He'll clean your damn chimney and make ya like it. WHOS YOUR DADDY!? HUH? TELL ME!"
Guest Bannable Offense Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 The stipulation was for him to unmask, not permanently keep the mask off, right? If that is the case, couldn't he just decide to keep the mask on to hide the hideous makeup job---er, I mean---hideous scarring? This isn't Mexico. He's not going to get shot in Tijuana if he decides to don the mask again. At any rate, maybe it's best for Glen Jacobs should lay low for awhile then re-emerge as a new WWE character.
Guest jester Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 The partially shaved head look kind of reminded me of Sloth from the Goonies. Now there's a guy they should sign ASAP.
Guest RollingSambos Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 A new character? Yeah, that's just what he needs...ANOTHER re-packaging. The only thing that ever held this guy back was horrible storylines and jobbing again, and again, and again to HHH.
Guest RollingSambos Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 A new character? Yeah, that's just what he needs...ANOTHER re-packaging. The only thing that ever held this guy back was horrible storylines and jobbing again, and again, and again to HHH.
Guest El Satanico Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 How did Heyman talk Kane into getting a hair cut that makes his hair look like Heyman's hair. Kane has a skullet! Kane sorta reminded me of Vader when we saw his new hair.
Guest The Czech Republic Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 czech....idk why, but ur sig cracks me up lol Have you seen Land Shark on SNL? no, but i guess i need to see it to fully get the joke, i just think HHH saying "ur that clever shark boy" is the greatest thing ever Land Shark was a clever shark that lived on land and ate housewives. He would do so by getting them to open the door, then POW! Chevy Chase ate them. Examples: (knock-knock) Who's there? Flower delivery. But everyone knows I'm allergic to flowers. Umm...candygram. You're that clever Land Shark, aren't you. Or the best one: Who's there? Land Shark. Yeah like you'd be that obvious.
Guest jester Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 By the way, I bet HHH only has to yell at people in the ring to knock them over the next sixth months in exchange for allowing Kane to kick out of the pedigree.
Guest Showstoppa Icon Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 czech....idk why, but ur sig cracks me up lol Have you seen Land Shark on SNL? no, but i guess i need to see it to fully get the joke, i just think HHH saying "ur that clever shark boy" is the greatest thing ever Land Shark was a clever shark that lived on land and ate housewives. He would do so by getting them to open the door, then POW! Chevy Chase ate them. Examples: (knock-knock) Who's there? Flower delivery. But everyone knows I'm allergic to flowers. Umm...candygram. You're that clever Land Shark, aren't you. Or the best one: Who's there? Land Shark. Yeah like you'd be that obvious. LOL that sounds gold. and chevy chase is in it, so its even better
Guest RollingSambos Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 For a minute there - even after Orton hit his Diamond Cutter - I was holding out hope that Mick Foley would come down, stop Orton from interfering, and cost HHH the strap. But when I saw HHH prepping Kane for the 2nd Pedigree, I knew it was curtains. Very disappointing. Hell, even the smart MSG crowd was chanting for Kane (a "hoss"), I think the entire world wanted to see HHH go down. Sad thing is, 6 years ago Mick Foley was bending steel bars over this guy's head...now all it takes is a crappy underhook faceslam to put him down.
Lil' Bitch Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 Well obviously he was wearing the same wig 5 months ago..it just got stuck in his mask when he took it off tonight.. A wig?!! I was shocked. I haven't seen anything like that since Goldust debuted. Anyway, last night was a sad night for the Kane-ites as their beloved hero died before their eyes. R.I.P. Kane (October 5, 1997 - June 23, 2003)
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