Predictions for That Show!

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

The card... that marks my death.

 

 

 

SWF Storm!

Live from the Hilton Coliseum in Ames, Iowa!

June 28, 2003

 

 

Hardcore Singles Match

Va'aiga vs. Michael Craven

 

 

Non-Title Tag Team Match

Beezel & MVS v. Justice & Rule

 

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Crow

 

 

10 Man Battle Royale!

Renegade vs. Wildchild vs. Janus vs. Silent vs. Thoth vs. CIA vs. Xero vs. Mak Francis vs.Sean Atlas vs. TNT

 

 

ICTV Title Match

Stryke v. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

[Guest Ace309]

Hardcore Singles Match

Va'aiga vs. Michael Craven

- Va'aiga, although Craven can very easily pull this one off. It'll present a problem for him, though, since he's gotten accustomed to working with flexible, mat-capable guys like MVS and Mak, whereas Va'aiga has been working with smaller men his whole career. That gives the writing edge ever so slightly to everyone's favorite Haka Boy.

 

Non-Title Tag Team Match

Beezel & MVS v. Justice & Rule

- I like Beezel. I really do. That said, J&R.

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Crow

- Frost. Sorry, C-man.

 

10 Man Battle Royale!

Renegade vs. Wildchild vs. Janus vs. Silent vs. Thoth vs. CIA vs. Xero vs. Mak Francis vs.Sean Atlas vs. TNT

- I like Francis. (Y)

 

ICTV Title Match

Stryke v. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

- Danny, though Stryke has a habit of surprising me. He'll probably get the chokeout with a throwback jersey.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Hardcore Singles Match

Va'aiga vs. Michael Craven

~ Craven needs to rebound from his loss... but Va'aiga looks DAMN impressive, and fucking hardcore, too. Plus, Michael will most likely find a creative way to take a loss here and just use it for character developement, anyway.

Teh Pick: Va'aiga

 

Non-Title Tag Team Match

Beezel & MVS v. Justice & Rule

~ Beezel/MVS looks like a deadly combo, but a little too thrown together to even budge the unstoppable champs. I mean, REALLY... at this point, NO ONE WILL. EVER. IT'S SO FUCKING DEPRESSING. JUST LOSE THE FUCKING TITLES ALREADY.

Teh Pick: Justice & Rule, *grumble*

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Crow

~ I'd love Crow to pull the upset here, but Frost is mah boy... or... man... whatever.

Teh Pick: Cool Hand Luke... er, I mean, Frost

 

10 Man Battle Royale!

Renegade vs. Wildchild vs. Janus vs. Silent vs. Thoth vs. CIA vs. Xero vs. Mak Francis vs.Sean Atlas vs. TNT

~ Let's see...

 

Renegade: Doesn't have time to write due to job obligations. No-shows.

Wildchild: Something comes up in the army (he is in the army, right?) and he doesn't have enough time. No-shows.

Janus: Time zones fuck up, no time. No-shows.

Silent: Silent Syndrome. No-shows.

Thoth: Thoth Syndrome. No-shows.

CIA: Suffers some real-life injury... hospitilized. No-shows.

Xero: Xero Syndrome. No-shows.

Mak: Too busy getting laid. No-shows.

Atlas: Relative dies. Must attend funeral. No-shows.

 

...Leaving only TNT, who wins triumphantly! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaheheheheh...eh... *cry*

 

I'm so fucking dead.

 

ICTV Title Match

Stryke v. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

~ Stryke is looking... like, woah... but Danny is a steamroller that doesn't look like it'll EVER stop rolling. Close, CLOSE match, and probably MOTN, but to be honest, I sort of want to see the (semi)-upset here, just so Danno can move onto bigger and better things.

Teh Pick: Either Way... But I'll say Stryke, just for kicks.

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

Predictions from the next victim of Danny Williams.

 

Hardcore Singles Match

Va'aiga vs. Michael Craven

-> Should be close, but i'll go with Craven to just barely edge out Va'aiga. After his win at the PPV momentum is one Va'aiga's side though, and a Va'aiga win wouldn't surprise.

 

Non-Title Tag Team Match

Beezel & MVS v. Justice & Rule

-> Beezel and MVS both rule, but Judge & Ejiro are just unstoppable, they could hold those tag belts for forever if they really wanted to.

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Crow

-> Crow is very good, but Frost is just a monter, and i think he'll be too good for Crow on this occassion.

 

10 Man Battle Royale!

Renegade vs. Wildchild vs. Janus vs. Silent vs. Thoth vs. CIA vs. Xero vs. Mak Francis vs.Sean Atlas vs. TNT

-> Insanity. Just about anyone can win here, but i'll go with the former World Champ in the mix, TNT to get the shot at Flesher. I'd love for someone like Wildchild, Atlas or CIA to win though, someone lower in the card getting the shot at the World Title.

 

ICTV Title Match

Stryke v. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

-> I'm so dead.

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

Hardcore Singles Match

Va'aiga vs. Michael Craven

- For whatever perverse reason, Craven seems to job to everybody but me, and occasionally Mike. I don't see any reason for him to buck that trend on Saturday...

WINNER: Va'aiga

 

 

Non-Title Tag Team Match

Beezel & MVS v. Justice & Rule

- Solidarity for my Catch-22 brothers!

WINNER: Catch-22

 

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Crow

- Frost is Party~!

WINNER: Frost

 

 

10 Man Battle Royale!

Renegade vs. Wildchild vs. Janus vs. Silent vs. Thoth vs. CIA vs. Xero vs. Mak Francis vs.Sean Atlas vs. TNT

- This match makes teh Baby Jesus cry... And TNT, I'm in the Navy.

No Pick

 

ICTV Title Match

Stryke v. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

- If Danny can make me look like a million bucks, he's got to be able to make Stryke look like at least a hundred or so...

WINNER: Danny

[janusd 0]

Hardcore Singles Match

Va'aiga vs. Michael Craven

~ VA'AIGA'S HOUSE!

 

Non-Title Tag Team Match

Beezel & MVS v. Justice & Rule

~ Justice~! Rule~! *dance*

 

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Crow

~ I have to back the bird here.

 

10 Man Battle Royale!

Renegade vs. Wildchild vs. Janus vs. Silent vs. Thoth vs. CIA vs. Xero vs. Mak Francis vs.Sean Atlas vs. TNT

~ .....

 

ICTV Title Match

Stryke v. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

~ Danny's been on a fucking roll. (Y)

[Guest Crowe]

Hardcore Singles Match

Va'aiga vs. Michael Craven

~ The Nightmare runs away after Va'aiga does the Haka, therefore, the Maori wins by count out.

 

Non-Title Tag Team Match

Beezel & MVS v. Justice & Rule

~ J&R are unstoppable.

 

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Crow

~ \m/ @ throwing me to the wolves. I do not think I have the skill necessary to win at this present moment in time, but know I will write a good match nevertheless.

 

 

10 Man Battle Royale!

Renegade vs. Wildchild vs. Janus vs. Silent vs. Thoth vs. CIA vs. Xero vs. Mak Francis vs.Sean Atlas vs. TNT

~ Janus is gonna own yall. Though, if Janus don't, then I definitely look at Sean Atlas to take this match.

 

 

ICTV Title Match

Stryke v. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

~ I shake this man's hand and declare him our next ICTV champion. \m/ Aussie pride, yo.

[Guest The Superstar]

SWF Storm!

Live from the Hilton Coliseum in Ames, Iowa!

June 28, 2003

 

 

Hardcore Singles Match

Va'aiga vs. Michael Craven

 

~Va'aiga's House!!

 

Non-Title Tag Team Match

Beezel & MVS v. Justice & Rule

 

~I hate Justice and Rule. Really.

 

 

No, I don't. But they're going to win. Again.

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Crow

 

~Crow by count-out after Frost decided to get some beer and a couple of eggs.

 

10 Man Battle Royale!

Renegade vs. Wildchild vs. Janus vs. Silent vs. Thoth vs. CIA vs. Xero vs. Mak Francis vs.Sean Atlas vs. TNT

 

~Jesus. Sean Atlas for the upset. If not him, then I BACK THE MAK~! and TNT too, maybe.

 

ICTV Title Match

Stryke v. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

 

~God Bless you, Stryke. Go go go for the upset!

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Props for the new locale of Ames, Iowa.

 

Hardcore Singles Match

Va'aiga vs. Michael Craven

-I think this could pose an interesting match up. Va'aiga was impressive in his SWF debut, while Craven did lose to a returning Mak, but we were all kind of figuring that. I would say the win here is more important for Craven to recover from losing the US Title and try to move out of that division, but I like Va'aiga to keep rolling until he faces a stiff opponent in a straight up singles match.

WINNER: VA'AIGA

 

Non-Title Tag Team Match

Beezel & MVS v. Justice & Rule

-If the best teams ever in the SWF (namely me and three other losers I carried-smiley goes here) couldn't beat Justice and Rule, I don't see a thrown together team doing it. Wild and Dangerous should do a run in of some sort to hopefully jump start that feud that all sides have been clamoring to do.

WINNER: JUSTICE AND RULE

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Crow

-I love facing new competition and Crow is a very intriguing and different character for me to write. I am looking forward to see what I can put together and wish Crow all the best.

 

10 Man Battle Royale!

Renegade vs. Wildchild vs. Janus vs. Silent vs. Thoth vs. CIA vs. Xero vs. Mak Francis vs.Sean Atlas vs. TNT

-From who's involved I would say that an ICTV Title shot would make more sense than a World Title shot. I would bitch about not being involved, but I did ask for a singles match and writing a battle royale right now would make my head explode. After the Clusterfuck, this type of situation seems to favor TNT, but he's been coasting of late without a real sense of fire. Thoth and Mak might be a bit rusty since their return, but them winning would lead to an interesting title match with the back story involved. Storyline wise, I like the idea of Janus and Atlas clearing the ring, then eliminating each other at the same time so no one gets a title shot, they're protecting their boss, and then King punishes them with singles matches with say CIA and Renegade to start up feuds there. However, I also kind of agree that the winner will be whoever turns something in.

 

ICTV Title Match

Stryke v. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

-Good to have Stryke back and a good re-debut from him. Danny might have slacked off a bit at the ppv, but he's still one of my favorite pure wrestling writers going and it's hard to beat Danny when he gets a matchup he likes and he has time to write for it. I have to go with Williams.

WINNER: DANNY WILLIAMS

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

Hardcore Singles Match

Va'aiga vs. Michael Craven

-Va'aiga.

 

 

Non-Title Tag Team Match

Beezel & MVS v. Justice & Rule

-Justice and Rule.

 

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Crow

-Frost has way too much experience.

 

 

10 Man Battle Royale!

Renegade vs. Wildchild vs. Janus vs. Silent vs. Thoth vs. CIA vs. Xero vs. Mak Francis vs.Sean Atlas vs. TNT

-Interesting booking. I'll go with TNT since he did win Clusterfuck afterall.

 

 

ICTV Title Match

Stryke v. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

-After Stryke's epic at the PPV, I can only hope he burned himself out and suffers a huge case of writer's block.

 

Oh, and to clear one thing up, I didn't slack off at the PPV. Wildchild's style is best suited for a short sprint, and considering there was no build or little history to play off, that was the best possible match I could come up with. I've also been itching to write a short, exciting little sprint in the same vain of Rey/Eddy and Jumbo/Kobashi for quite some time now. To be honest, it probably could have been a lot better, but that was my first time writing that type of singles match, and hopefully it won't be the last.

[Guest Suicide King]

To play off that Danny, yuo mentioned before that that was what you were going for, and I thought it worked brilliantly. I very much enjoyed the match.

[Guest Powerplay]

SWF Storm!

Live from the Hilton Coliseum in Ames, Iowa!

June 28, 2003

 

 

Hardcore Singles Match

Va'aiga vs. Michael Craven

- Va'aiga for no real reason.

 

Non-Title Tag Team Match

Beezel & MVS v. Justice & Rule

- MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*ahem*. Sorrry there. No prediction.

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Crow

-Logical booking would say Frost to go over to recover from the PPV loss, but I wouldn't count Crow out.

 

10 Man Battle Royale!

Renegade vs. Wildchild vs. Janus vs. Silent vs. Thoth vs. CIA vs. Xero vs. Mak Francis vs.Sean Atlas vs. TNT

- NOTE TO EVERYONE INVOLVED: JANUS IS OUT OF THE MAG 7 BECAUSE OF HIS INVOLVEMENT WITH THOTH. Anyways... 1st Pick: 'Gade. The guy has tons of talent, and I'm sure he can do something with it here. 2nd Pick: Tie with CIA and Francis. They never cease to surprise, and they are definitely up there in the talent pool. Darkhorse: Sean Atlas. Has he lost once yet? Christ, I don't think so outside the no-show with Mike Craven. I didn't pick Thoth to win because I don't think he'll want to get a title shot this early, rather saving it for the PPV. So I would guess he'd job, but you never know.

 

ICTV Title Match

Stryke v. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

-I'm going underdog with Stryke. Danny should be bumped up to World Contendership, and Stryke makes a great ICTV champ.

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

To play off that Danny, yuo mentioned before that that was what you were going for, and I thought it worked brilliantly.  I very much enjoyed the match.

Thanks, I just didn't want people to think that I took Wildchild lightly and half assed it because it wasn't as epic as the 15,000 word match against Francis and the 10,000 match against J.D. Actually the J.D. match was intended to be much shorter, but I got carried away with the commentary.

[janusd 0]

- NOTE TO EVERYONE INVOLVED: JANUS IS OUT OF THE MAG 7 BECAUSE OF HIS INVOLVEMENT WITH THOTH.

Nice of you to catch on, Judge.

[Guest Powerplay]

Meh, I just took to heart the "Tom FUCKING HATES Thoth" stuff from a while ago.

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

SWF Storm!

Live from the Hilton Coliseum in Ames, Iowa!

June 28, 2003

 

Prediction: Galatea

 

Hardcore Singles Match

Va'aiga vs. Michael Craven

 

Galatea

 

Non-Title Tag Team Match

Beezel & MVS v. Justice & Rule

 

Galatea & Galatea's Straw Dummy

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Crow

 

Galatea

 

10 Man Battle Royale!

Renegade vs. Wildchild vs. Janus vs. Silent vs. Thoth vs. CIA vs. Xero vs. Mak Francis vs.Sean Atlas vs. TNT

 

Galatea

 

ICTV Title Match

Stryke v. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

 

Johnny Generic, followed by a Galatea beatdown.

 

 

 

Real predictions a little later on after I recover from my day at work.

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

ICTV Title Match

Stryke v. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

-After Stryke's epic at the PPV, I can only hope he burned himself out and suffers a huge case of writer's block.

Well you may get your wish. I have plenty of good ideas for a match between Stryke and Danny, but they would only really work in the context of a rematch or match further down the line between the two where they've faced each other previous. But for this one right now i'm drawing a total blank, i've got no clue where to go with it, as if my chances of winning needed to get any smaller...

[Guest Insanityman]

Hardcore Singles Match

Va'aiga vs. Michael Craven

~Not bad, not bad. I'll go with Va'aiga.

 

 

Non-Title Tag Team Match

Beezel & MVS v. Justice & Rule

~J! ... R!

 

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Crow

~Eck, Crow just for the sake of more recent JL pride?

 

 

10 Man Battle Royale!

Renegade vs. Wildchild vs. Janus vs. Silent vs. Thoth vs. CIA vs. Xero vs. Mak Francis vs.Sean Atlas vs. TNT

~I'm pulling for 'Gade, then TNT, then Mak.

 

 

ICTV Title Match

Stryke v. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

~Shit, uh, flip a coin...

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

Hardcore Singles Match

Va'aiga vs. Michael Craven

Craven

 

 

Non-Title Tag Team Match

Beezel & MVS v. Justice & Rule

Justice and/or Rule

 

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Crow

Frost

 

 

10 Man Battle Royale!

Renegade vs. Wildchild vs. Janus vs. Silent vs. Thoth vs. CIA vs. Xero vs. Mak Francis vs.Sean Atlas vs. TNT

Win: CIA

Place: TNT

Show: Janus

 

 

ICTV Title Match

Stryke v. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

Danno

[Guest Ace309]

I'm very angry that not one person has predicted me to win.

 

I AM capable of doing a run-in, people!

[Guest DawnBTVS]

Hardcore Singles Match

Va'aiga vs. Michael Craven

-Gotta go with my boy Va'aiga here

 

Non-Title Tag Team Match

Beezel & MVS v. Justice & Rule

-Justice & Rule....they'll NEVER drop the Titles

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Crow

-I'll go with Crow...no real reason but I like him

 

10 Man Battle Royale!

Renegade vs. Wildchild vs. Janus vs. Silent vs. Thoth vs. CIA vs. Xero vs. Mak Francis vs. Sean Atlas vs. TNT

-No Vote

 

ICTV Title Match

Stryke v. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

-Deathwish

[Guest crusen86]

Predictions from the guy who has no idea!

 

Hardcore Singles Match

Va'aiga vs. Michael Craven

- Hmm... A mate of mine is a maori. Hence I say Va'aiga. Don't la love my scientific tipping system?

 

Non-Title Tag Team Match

Beezel & MVS v. Justice & Rule

- Justice and Rule. Woo.

 

Singles Match

Frost v. Crow

- Frost. My AAA buddy sucks.

 

10 Man Battle Royale!

Renegade vs. Wildchild vs. Janus vs. Silent vs. Thoth vs. CIA vs. Xero vs. Mak Francis vs.Sean Atlas vs. TNT

- Xero! I'm going for... Yeugh... TNT.

 

ICTV Title Match

Stryke v. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

- Danny's on a roll apparently, but I'm a Stryke fan. So Stryke then.