Vince Injures Fan At Smackdown Tapings!

[Guest bob_barron]

I guarantee you this woman got everything she wanted and more

[Guest the pinjockey]

They gave her an inflatable HHH sledgehammer, 300 copies of the HHH "That Damn Good" DVD, and a lunch date with Brutus Beefcake (Hogan still has connections.)

[Guest AndrewTS]

It was fucking hilarious.

 

Vince tossed the cane, the guard ducks and BOOM!

 

The crowd chanted lawsuit

Can you imagine the reaction Vince must have had when the crowd started chanting THAT?

 

And we're not talking a few people either. This chant was fucking LOUD. Vince should just be glad this happened on Smackdown and not RAW.

 

-Duo

That would be one of the greatest moments in TV history.

[Guest Kamui]

They gave her an inflatable HHH sledgehammer, 300 copies of the HHH "That Damn Good" DVD, and a lunch date with Brutus Beefcake (Hogan still has connections.)

You don't know HOW FUCKING PISSED I was to find that they were selling lots of RAW merchindise (HBK shirt, HHH inflatiable sledgehammer, and Kane and Hurricane masks) but they didn't even have a fucking Matt Hardy Version 1 shirt. HARDY'S ON SMACKDOWN. Those other four guys AREN'T. Geez, how stupid.

 

-Duo

[Guest AndrewTS]

They gave her an inflatable HHH sledgehammer, 300 copies of the HHH "That Damn Good" DVD, and a lunch date with Brutus Beefcake (Hogan still has connections.)

I'd sell the DVDs online at 5 bucks a pop, keeping one for the Steamboat-Flair match

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

I guess Vince really does hate his fans.

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Maybe she was a vocal member of the IWC. We got any girls missing from TSM tonight?

[Guest The Mighty Damaramu]

Vince'll make it up. I bet she was a little overweight and a brunette. Next week she'll be a toothpick blonde with 36DD tits wrestling Torrie Wilson.

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

Vince'll make it up. I bet she was a little overweight and a brunette. Next week she'll be a toothpick blonde with 36DD tits wrestling Torrie Wilson.

the question is....WHO WILL JOB?

[Guest Choken One]

Vince'll make it up. I bet she was a little overweight and a brunette. Next week she'll be a toothpick blonde with 36DD tits wrestling Torrie Wilson.

the question is....WHO WILL JOB?

Benoit.

[Guest The Mighty Damaramu]

Benoit will job...ONLY AFTER Rhyno interferes and makes himself look like a total fool by hitting Benoit.

[Guest Deebo]

Maybe Trips and Big Kev can lend her some hair-care tips to calm the tide.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

It's an angle. Vince has really good aim when it comes do Kane tossing.

 

I know it's already been done, but I couldn't resist.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

(HHH whispers to Vince)

 

Vince (to girl): So....you wanna have Jericho job to you?

All things considered, I think that's exactly what the girl would want.

[Guest mach7]

I find it funny that he did it while making fun of a one-legged wrestler. Act of God or just really shitty luck? He looks like a HUGE ass now.

You say that as if he weren't an ass before this...

[Guest HartFan86]

They gave her an inflatable HHH sledgehammer, 300 copies of the HHH "That Damn Good" DVD, and a lunch date with Brutus Beefcake (Hogan still has connections.)

LOL!

 

And next week, she gets to beat Benoit.

 

You know what would be ironic/hilarious? If she got tickets to Mania 20, and they were like balcony seats, last row OR she got front row seats again, and she got hit by pyro or something.

[Guest acnx]

They gave her an inflatable HHH sledgehammer, 300 copies of the HHH "That Damn Good" DVD, and a lunch date with Brutus Beefcake (Hogan still has connections.)

 

This thread rules.

[Guest nikowwf]

Between Vince saying "It was like I deflowered my own daughter", rejecting Sable's advances, beating up a cripple, and asking said cripple to kiss his ass in the storyline, and then running around like a jackass, throwing the cane down and hitting the woman in the head it really wasn't the best night for him.

 

He's truly a very very disturbed man.

 

niko

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Vince is paranoid. So am I?

 

Who's there!!!

[Guest edge-o-matic]

Since Vince is so paranoid about lawsuits, I wonder if he'll demand that all WWE tapings should be filmed in empty arenas.

 

...oh, this one's too easy. I'll let someone else finish it.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Since Vince is so paranoid about lawsuits, I wonder if he'll demand that all WWE tapings should be filmed in empty arenas.

 

...oh, this one's too easy. I'll let someone else finish it.

At this rate, that'll happen naturally!

[Guest EdwardKnoxII]

If the girl is a mark she'll be happy with some tickets and some free WWE shirts but, could you image if the girl was a smark? Oh what fun that would be. She would come into court with bandages on her face, a neck brace, and in a wheelchair.

 

And could you just think of the lawsuit terms. She will be made head booker. HHH must job the belt to Booker and then goes into a fued with Jericho were he doesn't get the upperhand once and then he goes around doing jobs to all that he's buried. And the lawsuit would have a bunch of other terms that smarks would love.

[Guest Quik]

Did WCW ever injure any fans during it's last days?

[Guest HartFan86]

I think they got sued by some fan who said Steiner beat the shit out of them or something. I forgot what it was, but it had something to with Steiner and a fan.

[Guest Gary Busey]

Video! Somebody, where's the video?!

[Guest NoSelfWorth]

I think they got sued by some fan who said Steiner beat the shit out of them or something. I forgot what it was, but it had something to with Steiner and a fan.

IIRC, it was the angle where Steiner ran in and destroyed Christopher Daniels and Michael Modest. When the EMT's entered to tend to to Daniels and Modest, Steiner attacked one of them, thinking it was a plant. It was a real EMT though, and said EMT sued.

[Guest ViciousFish]

I think they got sued by some fan who said Steiner beat the shit out of them or something. I forgot what it was, but it had something to with Steiner and a fan.

IIRC, it was the angle where Steiner ran in and destroyed Christopher Daniels and Michael Modest. When the EMT's entered to tend to to Daniels and Modest, Steiner attacked one of them, thinking it was a plant. It was a real EMT though, and said EMT sued.

Wasn't that the match where Daniel's left arm went numb???

 

Leave it to Steiner to beat up an EMT when someone is legitamately hurt

[Guest NoSelfWorth]

I think they got sued by some fan who said Steiner beat the shit out of them or something. I forgot what it was, but it had something to with Steiner and a fan.

IIRC, it was the angle where Steiner ran in and destroyed Christopher Daniels and Michael Modest. When the EMT's entered to tend to to Daniels and Modest, Steiner attacked one of them, thinking it was a plant. It was a real EMT though, and said EMT sued.

Wasn't that the match where Daniel's left arm went numb???

 

Leave it to Steiner to beat up an EMT when someone is legitamately hurt

Yeah, it was. Daniels landed on his head from a quebrada. I can see why Steiner thought it was a plant though.

[Guest bob_barron]

I can't wait for the latest WWE Live commercials-

 

I was there...when Vince McMahon injured a fan with a cane while his ass was hanging out of his pants

[Guest webmasterofwrestlegame]

lol @ Barron.