Make your own movie

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Runaround ®

(Buddy Cop/Chase)

Starring Will Smith and Cameron Diaz

Also Featuring James Franco, Jimmy Smits, Taryn Manning, and Michelle Rodriguez

Directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans

Screenplay by Ken Harsha and Steven Zaillian

 

Projected Budget Range: $10-19 Million

Planned Release Date: December

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$14.98 million (Opening Weekend)

$77.64 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 7%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

 

WOOHOO~! Looks good to me!

 

(Waits on Corporate Hollywood to steal this idea)

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Meh, I guess most sequels can't compare...

 

Boogie Knights 2:Electric Boogielou ®

(Movie Industry/Drama)

Starring Mark Wahlberg and Kate Winslet

Also Featuring Sean Astin, Joaquin Phoenix, Rachael Leigh Cook, and Shannon Elizabeth

Directed by Cameron Crowe

Screenplay by Jonathan Hales and Jeff Nathanson

 

Projected Budget Range: $10-19 Million

Planned Release Date: October

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$10.19 million (Opening Weekend)

$48.91 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 8%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 3%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jay Carr, Boston Globe

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Necrominators ®

(Horror/Sci-Fi)

Starring Ewan McGregor and Natalie Portman

Also Featuring Colin Farrell, Mark Wahlberg, Clea DuVall, and Natasha Lyonne

Directed by Sam Raimi

Screenplay by Peter Jackson and John Carpenter

 

Projected Budget Range: $40-49 Million

Planned Release Date: October

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$8.44 million (Opening Weekend)

$90.54 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 4%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post

[Guest J*ingus]

Any "moviemaker" which doesn't feature Denis Leary, Francis Ford Coppola, Isabelle Adjani, James Cameron, Chow-Yun Fat, John Waters, Ralph Fiennes, David Lynch, Alicia Witt, Mel Brooks, and Gary Busey is clearly a fatally flawed product deserving of all our scorn.

[Guest TonyJaymzV1]

At The DMV (PG-13)

(Comedy/Romance)

Starring Jason Schwartzman and Monica Potter

Also Featuring Owen Wilson, Snoop Dogg, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Kirsten Dunst

Directed by Steven Soderbergh

Screenplay by Bobby Farrelly and Peter Farrelly

 

Projected Budget Range: $1-10 Million

Planned Release Date: May

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$10.01 million (Opening Weekend)

$49.10 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 8%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 3%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: John Anderson, Newsday

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Malibu:The Motion Picture (PG-13)

(Comedy/High School)

Starring Paul Walker and Susan Ward

Also Featuring Anthony Anderson, Seann William Scott, Jessica Biel, and Erika Christensen

Directed by Brian Robbins

Screenplay by Stephen Gaghan and Rhett Reese

 

Projected Budget Range: $1-10 Million

Planned Release Date: December

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$10.24 million (Opening Weekend)

$50.98 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 5%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Kevin Thomas, Los Angeles Times

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

[Guest El Satanico]

Battle Royale (rated R)

(Adventure/Drama/Thriller)

Starring Brian Cox and Natalie Portman

Also Featuring Orlando Bloom, Joaquin Phoenix, Eliza Dushku, and Brittany Murphy

Directed by Peter Jackson

Screenplay by Peter Jackson and Frances Walsh

 

Projected Budget Range: $30-39 Million

Planned Release Date: November

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$15.02 million (Opening Weekend)

$113.15 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 16%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Matthew Abrams, Chucklehound.com

 

 

A remake of the original movie I'd be pleased with.

Edited June 27, 2003 by El Satanico

[Guest godthedog]

Bestiality: the Movie! (PG)

(Talking Animal/Romance)

Starring Woody Allen and Anne Bancroft

Also Featuring Jason Alexander and Kathy Bates

Directed by Joel Coen

Screenplay by Steven Kloves and Steven Zaillian

 

Projected Budget Range: $10-19 Million

Planned Release Date: October

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$9.80 million (Opening Weekend)

$49.92 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 5%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

 

Harry Potter Gets Fucked in the Ass with a Spork ®

(Christmas/Hostage Drama/Lingering Illness/Documentary)

Starring Jim Carrey and Rosario Dawson

Also Featuring Derek Jacobi, Helen Mirren, and Emily Watson

Directed by Chris Columbus

Screenplay by Alexander Payne

 

Projected Budget Range: $70-79 Million

Planned Release Date: June

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$15.10 million (Opening Weekend)

$91.93 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 5%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

 

The William Shatner Story (PG-13)

(True Story/Biopic/Drama)

Starring Jack Nicholson and Kate Winslet

Also Featuring Robert De Niro, Benicio Del Toro, Thora Birch, and Jennifer Connelly

Directed by Ron Howard

Screenplay by Graham Greene and David Mamet

 

Projected Budget Range: $40-49 Million

Planned Release Date: November

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$8.56 million (Opening Weekend)

$66.76 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 17%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 10%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post

[Guest kingkamala]

Here's an 8 mile spoof that someone from Hollywood is bound to pick up(And laugh all their way to the unemployment line)

 

 

 

 

 

Mars Project (PG-13)

(Musical/Comedy)

Starring Seth Green and Jaime Pressly

Also Featuring Jamie Kennedy, Bernie Mac, Candice Bergen, and Janeane Garofalo

Directed by Bobby Farrelly

Screenplay by Steve Oedekerk

 

Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million

Planned Release Date: December

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$12.58 million (Opening Weekend)

$53.05 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 4%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Rene Rodriguez, Miami Herald

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

 

 

EDIT: Who wants to see Clint Eastwood and Benicio Del Toro battle a bunch of vampires led by Satan played by Steve Buscemi? I know I do!

 

El Diablo ®

(Buddy Cop/Western/Vampire)

Starring Clint Eastwood

Also Featuring Benicio Del Toro, Steve Buscemi, Selma Blair, and Anne Bancroft

Directed by Robert Rodriguez

Screenplay by Robert Rodriguez

 

Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million

Planned Release Date: February

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$11.71 million (Opening Weekend)

$59.27 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 2%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

[Guest edge-o-matic]

fred durst gets skewered ®

(Hostage Drama)

Starring Ben Stiller and Nicole Kidman

Also Featuring James Brolin, Viggo Mortensen, Eliza Dushku, and Julia Roberts

Directed by Brett Ratner

Screenplay by John Logan and Jim Taylor

 

Projected Budget Range: $1-10 Million

Planned Release Date: July

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$13.47 million (Opening Weekend)

$68.32 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 8%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Matthew Abrams, Chucklehound.com

[Guest edge-o-matic]

And another..

 

Santa With Muscles Goes to Summer Camp (PG-13)

(Caper Comedy/Lingering Illness/Office Politics/Talking Animal)

Starring Vin Diesel and Halle Berry

Also Featuring James Franco, Tom Hanks, Taryn Manning, and Michelle Rodriguez

Directed by Ron Howard

Screenplay by Jonathan Hales and Rhett Reese

 

Projected Budget Range: $100-109 Million

Planned Release Date: May

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$15.97 million (Opening Weekend)

$115.88 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 14%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 8%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post

[Guest El Satanico]

Blade Meets Faith: The Vampire Slayers (PG-13)

(Vampire/Horror)

Starring Wesley Snipes and Eliza Dushku

Also Featuring Christopher Walken, Christian Bale, Pam Grier, and Rosario Dawson

Directed by Robert Rodriguez

Screenplay by Joss Whedon

 

Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million

Planned Release Date: June

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$12.81 million (Opening Weekend)

$58.68 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 2%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Chris Gore, Film Threat

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post

[Guest kingkamala]

Ever wonder why Billy Dee Williams doesn't make a comeback? Me neither.

 

 

 

 

 

Dynamite Jones ®

(Mystery/Action/Crime)

Starring Billy Dee Williams and Pam Grier

Also Featuring Chi McBride, Busta Rhymes, and Angela Bassett

Directed by John Woo

Screenplay by John Singleton

 

Projected Budget Range: $1-10 Million

Planned Release Date: June

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$12.65 million (Opening Weekend)

$49.18 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 1%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Rene Rodriguez, Miami Herald

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: The CAP Ministry, CAP Alert

[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 0]

Untitled Curtis Hanson Project (PG-13)

(Courtroom Drama/Paranoia)

Starring Denzel Washington and Jada Pinkett Smith

Also Featuring Willem Dafoe, Steve Buscemi, and Kristin Scott Thomas

Directed by Curtis Hanson

Screenplay by Stephen Gaghan and Steven Zaillian

 

Projected Budget Range: $40-49 Million

Planned Release Date: December

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$12.88 million (Opening Weekend)

$61.83 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 14%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 5%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

 

 

Rio Diablo ®

(Adventure/Western/Drama)

Starring Edward Burns and Helen Hunt

Also Featuring Gene Hackman, John Malkovich, and Jessica Capshaw

Directed by Clint Eastwood

Screenplay by David Koepp and John Singleton

 

Projected Budget Range: $20-29 Million

Planned Release Date: March

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$9.64 million (Opening Weekend)

$52.74 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 2%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: The Self-Made Critic, The Brunching Shuttlecocks

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Stephen Holden, New York Times

 

 

A Movie Guaranteed An Oscar (PG)

(Historical Epic/Period Drama)

Starring Tom Hanks and Julianne Moore

Also Featuring Michael Caine, Robert De Niro, Cate Blanchett, and Kristin Scott Thomas

Directed by Lasse Hallström

Screenplay by Peter Jackson and M. Night Shyamalan

 

Projected Budget Range: $30-39 Million

Planned Release Date: December

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$15.57 million (Opening Weekend)

$94.84 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 21%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 4%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Rene Rodriguez, Miami Herald

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

 

 

Conspiracy (PG-13)

(Paranoia/Spy/Thriller)

Starring Tom Cruise and Natalie Portman

Also Featuring Denzel Washington, Robert De Niro, Julia Roberts, and Izabella Scorupco

Directed by John Woo

Screenplay by Ted Elliott and David Koepp

 

Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million

Planned Release Date: June

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$17.84 million (Opening Weekend)

$95.67 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 4%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Elvis Mitchell, New York Times

Edited June 27, 2003 by TheOriginalOrangeGoblin

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Presenting...

 

TSM:The Movie! ®

 

(Adventure/True Story/Comedy)

 

Starring Jay Hernandez (as Dames) and Fairuza Balk (as Yuna Firerose)

 

Also Featuring Andy Dick (as Big Poppa Popick), Paul Walker (as Zack Malibu), Selma Blair (as Canadian Chick), and Courteney Cox (as TSA)

 

Directed by Antoine Fuqua

 

Screenplay by Rhett Reese and Mark Gibson

 

Projected Budget Range: $1-10 Million

Planned Release Date: June

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$10.32 million (Opening Weekend)

$46.71 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 5%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 3%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post

[Guest Nevermortal]

Eternal Midnight ®

(Crime)

Starring Jason Statham and Fairuza Balk

Also Featuring Willem Dafoe, Ray Liotta, Eliza Dushku, and Maggie Gyllenhaal

Directed by John Woo

Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan

 

Projected Budget Range: $20-29 Million

Planned Release Date: October

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$12.96 million (Opening Weekend)

$49.19 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 3%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Chris Gore, Film Threat

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Mick LaSalle, San Francisco Chronicle

[Guest Kingpk]

I Remember What You Did A Few Summers Ago.......Do You? ®

 

(Thriller/Horror)

 

Starring Jason Lee and Jennifer Love Hewitt

Also Featuring Ashton Kutcher, Sean Patrick Thomas, Eliza Dushku, and Rachael Leigh Cook

 

Directed by Sam Raimi

 

Screenplay by Peter Jackson and M. Night Shyamalan

 

Projected Budget Range: $80-89 Million

Planned Release Date: July

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$13.46 million (Opening Weekend)

$81.09 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 2%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: The CAP Ministry, CAP Alert

 

It reunites cast members from BOTH HeartBreakers AND Dude, Where's My Car

 

IT CAN'T MISS!!!

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

See, now if Hollywood had some ideas like these...I guess they'd be hemoraging money out the wazzoo. No wonder all they do is make sequels, remakes and tv based movies.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

I'm assuming Dushku would be Mitsuko in the BR remake?

[Guest Kingpk]

Worst...Movie.....EVER! (PG-13)

 

(Caper Comedy/Talking Animal/Romance)

 

Starring Tom Green and Whoopi Goldberg

Also Featuring Hayden Christensen, Ice Cube, Shannon Elizabeth, and Lisa Kudrow

Directed by Spike Lee

Screenplay by David Hayter and Peter Farrelly

 

Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million

Planned Release Date: June

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$13.67 million (Opening Weekend)

$61.72 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 2%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Chris Gore, Film Threat

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post

 

That's right folks, TOM GREEN and WHOOPI GOLDBERG in a romantic comedy with the voice of Ice Cube as Whoopi's wisecracking, street-smart cockatil.

 

Hey, the screenplay is written by Solid Snake, so it HAS to be good.

[Guest El Satanico]

I'm assuming Dushku would be Mitsuko in the BR remake?

Exatcly who was that again...it's been awhile since I've seen it and the names in it kinda run together in my mind.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

Sodomy: The Musical (PG-13)

(Fantasy/Musical/Romance)

Starring Jack Black and Angelina Jolie

Also Featuring Ewan McGregor, Seth Green, Brittany Murphy, and Liv Tyler

Directed by Jay Roach

Screenplay by Bobby Farrelly and Peter Farrelly

 

Projected Budget Range: $140-149 Million

Planned Release Date: September

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$18.55 million (Opening Weekend)

$86.74 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 2%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Lou Lumenick, New York Post

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Desson Howe, Washington Post

 

 

Jack Black and Angelina Jolie in a Romantic Musical about the wonders of 'unnatural' sex acts. First song to be released as a single: Seth Green singing 'The BUTT Plug Anthem'

Exatcly who was that again

Mitsuko was the girl that killed everybody.

[Guest El Satanico]

Exactly who was that again

Mitsuko was the girl that killed everybody.

Oh alright I wasn't sure if you meant her or the survivor. Yes Dushku would be her.

 

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

Portman and Bloom would be the survivors

[Guest Ravenbomb]

just to show how realistic this thing is:

 

Another Heaven (PG-13)

(Historical Epic/Lingering Illness/Period Drama/Coming of Age)

Starring Kevin Spacey and Frances McDormand

Also Featuring Willem Dafoe, Tim Roth, Kate Hudson, and Thora Birch

Directed by Ron Howard

Screenplay by Philip K. Dick and Scott Rosenberg

 

Projected Budget Range: $20-29 Million

Planned Release Date: December

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$8.60 million (Opening Weekend)

$72.33 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 17%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 9%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jay Carr, Boston Globe

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

 

 

 

IRL, the Academy would jump all over this

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Rise ®

(Adventure/Fantasy/Horror/Vampire)

Starring Jet Li and Rose McGowan

Also Featuring Steve Buscemi, Johnny Depp, Eliza Dushku, and Zooey Deschanel

Directed by James Wong

Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan and James Wong

 

Projected Budget Range: $60-69 Million

Planned Release Date: August

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$13.55 million (Opening Weekend)

$56.30 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 2%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Stephen Holden, New York Times

[Guest Ravenbomb]

Manos: The Hands of Fate (PG-13)

(Paranoia/Horror/Remake)

Starring Dennis Quaid and Michelle Pfeiffer

Also Featuring Edward Norton, Christopher Walken, Emily Watson, and Emma Watson

Directed by Joel Schumacher

Screenplay by John Pogue

 

Projected Budget Range: $1-10 Million

Planned Release Date: October

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$7.41 million (Opening Weekend)

$45.37 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 5%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jay Carr, Boston Globe

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

 

Dennis Quaid as the Dad

Michelle Pfeifer as the Mom

Emma Watson as the Daughter

Edward Norton as Torgo

Christopher Walken as The Master

and Emily Watson as The Master's first wife

[Guest kingkamala]

The Vince McMahon story ®

(Historical Epic/Midlife Crisis)

Starring Robert De Niro and Candice Bergen

Also Featuring Orlando Bloom, Dwayne Johnson, and Janeane Garofalo

Directed by Steven Spielberg

Screenplay by Alexander Payne and William Shakespeare

 

Projected Budget Range: $100-109 Million

Planned Release Date: August

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$14.72 million (Opening Weekend)

$86.73 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 10%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 3%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post

 

 

Robert DiNero: Vince McMahon (I would have picked Pacino but surprisingly he wasn't there)

 

Candice Bergen: Linda McMahon

 

Orlando Bloom: Shane McMahon

 

Dwayne Johnson: Himself

 

Janeane Garofalo: Stephanie McMahon (Couldn't think of anyone else really)

[Guest El Satanico]

Plan 9 from Outer Space (PG-13)

(Sci-Fi/Remake)

Starring George Clooney and Julia Roberts

Also Featuring Colin Farrell, John Rhys-Davies, Cameron Diaz, and Jennifer Connelly

Directed by Steven Spielberg

Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan

 

Projected Budget Range: $90-99 Million

Planned Release Date: May

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$18.43 million (Opening Weekend)

$96.03 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 7%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: John Anderson, Newsday

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Desson Howe, Washington Post

 

 

John Rhys-Davies as Tor Johnson's character

Jennifer Connely as Vampira's character

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Buy my ideas Hollywood!

 

A Better Tomorrow: The Musical ®

(Action/Musical)

Starring Jet Li and Lucy Liu

Also Featuring DMX

Directed by John Woo

Screenplay by David Hayter

 

Projected Budget Range: $60-69 Million

Planned Release Date: August

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$16.38 million (Opening Weekend)

$67.42 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 1%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jay Carr, Boston Globe

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Matthew Abrams, Chucklehound.com

 

Waterworld 2 (PG-13)

(Adventure/Drama/Action)

Starring Kevin Costner and Téa Leoni

Also Featuring Orlando Bloom, Colin Farrell, and Neve Campbell

Directed by Steven Spielberg

Screenplay by Peter Jackson and David Twohy

 

Projected Budget Range: $100-109 Million

Planned Release Date: July

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$16.97 million (Opening Weekend)

$93.25 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 8%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post

[Guest kingkamala]

When Satan Comes To Town ®

(Buddy Cop/Action/Horror)

Starring Billy Dee Williams and Tara Reid

Also Featuring Snoop Dogg, Hector Elizondo, Helen Mirren, and Angela Bassett

Directed by Sam Raimi

Screenplay by John Carpenter

 

Projected Budget Range: $80-89 Million

Planned Release Date: July

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$12.57 million (Opening Weekend)

$72.50 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: Slim to None

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post

 

Billy Dee Williams and Hector Elizondo play aging cops trying to stop Satan(Snoop Dogg) from sacraficing a virgin(Tara Reid). Helen Mirren plays the angry chief of police and Angela Bassett plays the women that stays by her man Billy Dee.