Mecha Mummy Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 The Key (PG-13) (Action/Comedy) Starring Jackie Chan and Reese Witherspoon Also Featuring Jet Li, Seth Green, Lucy Liu, and Alyson Hannigan Directed by John Woo Screenplay by Bobby Farrelly and Steve Oedekerk Projected Budget Range: $60-69 Million Planned Release Date: July Projected Box Office Receipts: $19.71 million (Opening Weekend) $80.90 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 1% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jay Carr, Boston Globe Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Matthew Abrams, Chucklehound.com
Guest El Satanico Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Being Christopher Walken ® (Fantasy/Comedy) Starring Brad Pitt and Cameron Diaz Also Featuring Samuel L. Jackson, Christopher Walken, Sigourney Weaver, and Winona Ryder Directed by Cameron Crowe Screenplay by Charlie Kaufman Projected Budget Range: $30-39 Million Planned Release Date: July Projected Box Office Receipts: $12.92 million (Opening Weekend) $62.61 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 8% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 3% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jay Carr, Boston Globe Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Matthew Abrams, Chucklehound.com The only direct link to Being John Malkovich is Cameron Diaz reprising her character who's now playing John Cusack's role. Brad Pitt now plays the homely spouse role that Diaz played in Malkovich.
Guest Zero_Cool Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Eisenhower (PG-13) (Historical Epic/Period Drama) Starring Jack Black and Faye Dunaway Directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans Screenplay by Bobby Farrelly and Peter Farrelly Projected Budget Range: $30-39 Million Planned Release Date: January Projected Box Office Receipts: $14.99 million (Opening Weekend) $66.41 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 8% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 3% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post Why in the hell did this not bomb? I mean, c'mon, look at it!! I'll have to bring out Zoolander 2 or something now!
Guest kingkamala Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Aquaman (PG-13) (Comic Book/Fantasy) Starring Owen Wilson and Kirsten Dunst Also Featuring Jim Carrey, Billy Dee Williams, and Helen Mirren Directed by Rob Cohen Screenplay by David Koepp and David Hayter Projected Budget Range: $110-119 Million Planned Release Date: July Projected Box Office Receipts: $16.77 million (Opening Weekend) $97.60 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 1% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post I think an Aquaman movie would kick surprising amounts of ass. And the sheep would eat it up even if it was mindless drivel.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 the movie so far with the slimmest chance to get any awards Lost Souls (PG-13) (Mystery/Ghost Story/Martial Arts) Starring Christian Bale Also Featuring Colin Farrell, Keanu Reeves, Eliza Dushku, and Carrie-Anne Moss Directed by John Woo Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan and John Singleton Projected Budget Range: $140-149 Million Planned Release Date: July Projected Box Office Receipts: $17.49 million (Opening Weekend) $78.11 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: Slim to None Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jay Carr, Boston Globe Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Matthew Abrams, Chucklehound.com
Guest CED Ordonez Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 A little inaccurate but... XXX2 (PG-13) (Adventure/Thriller/Action) Starring Vin Diesel and Eliza Dushku Also Featuring Samuel L. Jackson Directed by Rob Cohen Screenplay by Gary Scott Thompson and David Ayer Projected Budget Range: $80-89 Million Planned Release Date: August Projected Box Office Receipts: $14.03 million (Opening Weekend) $72.84 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: Slim to None Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Matthew Abrams, Chucklehound.com
Guest kingkamala Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Batman 5: Dude Where's My Batmobile (PG-13) (Comic Book/Action) Starring Ashton Kutcher and Shannon Elizabeth Also Featuring Owen Wilson, Seann William Scott, Rose McGowan, and Denise Richards Directed by Joel Schumacher Screenplay by Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio Projected Budget Range: $110-119 Million Planned Release Date: August Projected Box Office Receipts: $15.10 million (Opening Weekend) $70.92 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 1% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat EDIT: Now here's the way it should be done. Batman 5: Return of The Joker (PG-13) (Comic Book/Action) Starring Guy Pearce and Kirsten Dunst Also Featuring Jack Nicholson and Gene Hackman Directed by Sam Raimi Screenplay by David Koepp and Frances Walsh Projected Budget Range: $80-89 Million Planned Release Date: July Projected Box Office Receipts: $12.58 million (Opening Weekend) $99.91 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 3% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Jonathan Foreman, New York Post
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Scha-Wing!! The Musical (PG-13) (True Story/Comedy/Musical) Starring Will Smith and Lucy Liu Also Featuring Samuel L. Jackson, Bill Paxton, Eliza Dushku, and Liv Tyler Directed by Robert Zemeckis Screenplay by Bret Easton Ellis and Ice Cube Projected Budget Range: $1-10 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $9.43 million (Opening Weekend) $70.33 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 7% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
Guest Ravenbomb Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 how I would make the next Spider-Man movie Spider-man: Maximum Carnage (yeah, I stole the name from the video game, sue me) (PG-13) (Adventure/Comic Book/Action) Starring Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst Also Featuring Vincent D'Onofrio and Stephen Dorff Directed by Sam Raimi Screenplay by Steven Zaillian and Robert Rodriguez Projected Budget Range: $80-89 Million Planned Release Date: May Projected Box Office Receipts: $11.95 million (Opening Weekend) $108.74 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 3% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat Vincent D'Onofrio as Eddie Brock/Venom and Stephen Dorff as Carnage. They didn't have the guy who wrote SM 1 and 2, so I used Robert Rodriguez and Steven Zaillian (worked on the GONY screenplay)
Guest kingkamala Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Homestar Runner: The Movie (PG) (Animation/Family/Comedy) Starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Cameron Diaz Also Featuring Adam Sandler, Verne Troyer, and Kathy Bates Directed by Ron Howard Screenplay by Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio Projected Budget Range: $70-79 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $11.21 million (Opening Weekend) $85.08 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 13% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 7% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jay Carr, Boston Globe Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat Jake Gyllenhaal: Homestar Runner Cameron Diaz: Marzipan Adam Sandler: Strong Bad Verne Troyer: The Cheat Kathy Bates: Mother Strong.
Guest Angle-plex Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Popick Saves The Board: Part II (PG-13) (Drama/Comedy) Starring Andy Dick and Kathy Bates Also Featuring Dwayne Johnson and Orlando Jones Directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans Screenplay by Shawn Wayans and Marlon Wayans Projected Budget Range: $40-49 Million Planned Release Date: May Projected Box Office Receipts: $13.78 million (Opening Weekend) $58.92 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 2% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 (Period Drama/Talking Animal/True Story) Starring Jim Carrey and Kirsten Dunst Also Featuring Sean Astin, Jay Mohr, Eliza Dushku, and Julia Roberts Directed by John Woo Screenplay by J.K. Rowling Projected Budget Range: $90-99 Million Planned Release Date: June Projected Box Office Receipts: $19.51 million (Opening Weekend) $112.12 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 5% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Chris Gore, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Ron Wells, Film Threat Yeah, that makes a LOT of sense
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Also, I love how Elijah Wood is a lead actor while Tom hanks is a supporting guy...
Guest Zack Malibu Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Initiation ® (Mystery/Paranoia/High School/Thriller) Starring Brendan Fehr and Mandy Moore Also Featuring Shane West, Michael Rapaport, Susan Ward, and Carla Gugino Directed by Steve Carr Screenplay by Miles Millar Projected Budget Range: $1-10 Million Planned Release Date: May Projected Box Office Receipts: $9.69 million (Opening Weekend) $48.77 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 3% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Kevin Thomas, Los Angeles Times Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Gene Seymour, Newsday
Guest Ravenbomb Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 (edited) The Best Movie Ever Made...Ever (PG) (Historical Epic/Paranoia/Talking Animal/Sci-Fi) Starring DMX and Julia Roberts Also Featuring Anthony Anderson, Cedric the Entertainer, Kathy Bates, and Stockard Channing Directed by John Woo Screenplay by Shawn Wayans and Bobby Farrelly Projected Budget Range: $140-149 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $19.73 million (Opening Weekend) $96.43 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 7% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Peter Travers, Rolling Stone Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat Pulse (PG-13) (Paranoia/Hacker/Ghost Story) Starring John Cusack and Shannon Elizabeth Also Featuring Colin Farrell, Jake Gyllenhaal, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Brittany Murphy Directed by Sam Raimi Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan and Alejandro Amenábar Projected Budget Range: $60-69 Million Planned Release Date: October Projected Box Office Receipts: $12.96 million (Opening Weekend) $80.42 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 2% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jay Carr, Boston Globe Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat Edited June 28, 2003 by Ravenbomb
Guest ArkhamGlobe Posted June 28, 2003 Report Posted June 28, 2003 My masterpieces... Untitled Brian De Palma Project ® (Historical Epic/Paranoia/Vampire/War) Starring Joe Pantoliano and Diane Lane Also Featuring Christopher Lee, Udo Kier, Holly Hunter, and Parker Posey Directed by Brian De Palma Screenplay by Woody Allen and David Mamet Projected Budget Range: $30-39 Million Planned Release Date: October Projected Box Office Receipts: $10.49 million (Opening Weekend) $47.72 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 5% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Chris Gore, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Matthew Abrams, Chucklehound.com Untitled Ridley Scott Project ® (Revenge Fantasy/Ghost Story/Western) Starring Clive Owen Also Featuring Brian Cox, Donald Sutherland, Cate Blanchett, and Rachel Weisz Directed by Ridley Scott Screenplay by David Koepp Projected Budget Range: $10-19 Million Planned Release Date: August Projected Box Office Receipts: $10.49 million (Opening Weekend) $66.18 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 11% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 3% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
Guest DawnBTVS Posted June 28, 2003 Report Posted June 28, 2003 Untitled Sam Raimi Project (PG-13) (Christmas) Starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Kirsten Dunst Also Featuring Sean Astin, Rory Culkin, Michelle Rodriguez, and Emily Watson Directed by Sam Raimi Screenplay by Peter Jackson and M. Night Shyamalan Projected Budget Range: $20-29 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $11.41 million (Opening Weekend) $99.06 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 9% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Lou Lumenick, New York Post Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
Guest DawnBTVS Posted June 28, 2003 Report Posted June 28, 2003 Most gross....highest budget though Untitled Steven Soderbergh Project (PG) (Animation) Starring Mike Myers and Cameron Diaz Also Featuring Tom Hanks, Samuel L. Jackson, Eliza Dushku, and Rachel Weisz Directed by Steven Soderbergh Screenplay by J.K. Rowling and J.R.R. Tolkien Projected Budget Range: $100-109 Million Planned Release Date: May Projected Box Office Receipts: $20.96 million (Opening Weekend) $120.75 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 15% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 4% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted June 28, 2003 Report Posted June 28, 2003 Not Another Porno Movie ® (Comedy/Spoof) Starring Natalie Portman Also Featuring Eliza Dushku and Michelle Rodriguez Directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans Screenplay by William Shakespeare and Marlon Wayans Projected Budget Range: $0-1 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $10.49 million (Opening Weekend) $72.21 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 3% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Rene Rodriguez, Miami Herald Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
Guest Ravenbomb Posted June 28, 2003 Report Posted June 28, 2003 (edited) The Wraith (PG-13) (Western/Martial Arts) Starring Kurt Russell and Lucy Liu Also Featuring Jake Gyllenhaal, Keanu Reeves, Eliza Dushku, and Natasha Henstridge Directed by Peter Jackson Screenplay by Peter Jackson Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million Planned Release Date: January Projected Box Office Receipts: $15.03 million (Opening Weekend) $96.80 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 14% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post just for fun: Beautiful Mind (PG-13) (Drama/Biopic) Starring Russell Crowe Also Featuring Ed Harris, Paul Bettany, and Jennifer Connelly Directed by Ron Howard Screenplay by John Logan and Steven Zaillian Projected Budget Range: $60-69 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $11.79 million (Opening Weekend) $93.22 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 30% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 19% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat They didn't have the real writer, so I used a couple guys that worked with Scorsese Edited June 28, 2003 by Ravenbomb
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted June 28, 2003 Report Posted June 28, 2003 Piece of shit. No Kevin Smith or Jason Mewes. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back!........uhh.......again.....Yeah! ® (Adventure/Comedy) Starring Ben Affleck and Shannon Elizabeth Also Featuring Jason Lee, Will Ferrell, Eliza Dushku, and Jennifer Love Hewitt Directed by Steven Spielberg Screenplay by Mike White Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million Planned Release Date: June Projected Box Office Receipts: $15.06 million (Opening Weekend) $66.61 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 3% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post
Guest El Satanico Posted June 28, 2003 Report Posted June 28, 2003 Hedgehog: The Ron Jeremy Story ® (Biopic) Starring Vincent D'Onofrio and Cameron Diaz Also Featuring Samuel L. Jackson, Fred Savage, Shannon Elizabeth, and Illeana Douglas Directed by Steven Soderbergh Screenplay by Stephen Gaghan and Cameron Crowe Projected Budget Range: $20-29 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $8.58 million (Opening Weekend) $52.52 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 15% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 6% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jay Carr, Boston Globe Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post Vincent D'Onofrio is adult Ron Jeremy Fred Savage is young Ron Jeremy Samuel L. Jackson is a porn star friend that entered the business at the same time. Illeana Douglas is the porn starlette who introduced Ron Jeremy to the business who became his love interest Cameron Diaz is the coked out and used up porn starlette trying to make a comeback. Shannon Elizabeth: Is a young up and coming porn starlette.
Guest kingkamala Posted June 28, 2003 Report Posted June 28, 2003 The Best of Both Worlds (PG-13) (Buddy Cop/Hostage Drama/Action) Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger Also Featuring Sylvester Stallone, Michael Rapaport, Michelle Rodriguez, and Kim Basinger Directed by John Woo Screenplay by David Koepp and Philip K. Dick Projected Budget Range: $100-109 Million Planned Release Date: June Projected Box Office Receipts: $18.10 million (Opening Weekend) $88.95 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 3% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Elvis Mitchell, New York Times Shows a sign of the times. If an Arnold-Stallone buddy cop movie was made ten years ago....it would have made $100 million
Guest Ravenbomb Posted June 30, 2003 Report Posted June 30, 2003 (edited) King Lear (PG-13) (Historical Epic/Remake/Literary Adaptation) Starring Anthony Hopkins and Eliza Dushku Also Featuring Colin Farrell, Helena Bonham Carter, and Fairuza Balk Directed by Peter Jackson Screenplay by Peter Jackson and William Shakespeare Projected Budget Range: $10-19 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $15.59 million (Opening Weekend) $97.36 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 16% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Kenneth Turan, Los Angeles Times Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat Ghost Town (PG-13) (Revenge Fantasy/Western/Vampire) Starring Bruce Willis and Drew Barrymore Also Featuring Colin Farrell, Christopher Walken, Eliza Dushku, and Brittany Murphy Directed by John Woo Screenplay by Joss Whedon Projected Budget Range: $10-19 Million Planned Release Date: June Projected Box Office Receipts: $14.55 million (Opening Weekend) $59.32 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 1% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Steven Rea, Philadelphia Inquirer Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat Edited June 30, 2003 by Ravenbomb
Guest kingkamala Posted June 30, 2003 Report Posted June 30, 2003 My biggest box office success, however my biggest budget too. The Last American Hero (PG-13) (Fantasy/Historical Epic/Action/Coming of Age) Starring Tobey Maguire and Natalie Portman Also Featuring Colin Farrell, Tom Cruise, Emily Watson, and Jennifer Connelly Directed by Steven Spielberg Screenplay by David McKenna and Mitchell Kapner Projected Budget Range: $100-109 Million Planned Release Date: February Projected Box Office Receipts: $14.26 million (Opening Weekend) $109.79 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 8% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 3% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post
Guest Ravenbomb Posted July 1, 2003 Report Posted July 1, 2003 except for me making A Beautiful Mind, this one has had the biggest chance of winning an oscar: Manson (PG-13) (True Story/Biopic/Thriller) Starring Billy Crudup Directed by Ron Howard Screenplay by Alexander Payne Projected Budget Range: $1-10 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $6.49 million (Opening Weekend) $58.21 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 18% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 11% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post I figured Crudup would be the best choice, because with a beard he could pass as Manson, and he's not a huge 'name'
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted July 1, 2003 Report Posted July 1, 2003 Pig Hustlaz ® (Buddy Cop/Caper Comedy/Chase) Starring Snoop Dogg and Natalie Portman Also Featuring Jason Lee, Jay Mohr, Eliza Dushku, and Brittany Murphy Directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans Screenplay by Ted Elliott and Susannah Grant Projected Budget Range: $80-89 Million Planned Release Date: May Projected Box Office Receipts: $16.41 million (Opening Weekend) $82.41 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 4% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Padgett Arango, Chucklehound.com This movie is by far the greatest idea I've ever had. Snoop Dogg and Jason Lee as buddy cops, with Jay Mohr and Eliza Dushku as the evil couple trying to take over the world, and Natalie Portman reassuring Snoop about his hustla ways while Brittany Murphy tries to convince him to become a real cop? Goddamn, I smell bacon!
Guest El Satanico Posted July 1, 2003 Report Posted July 1, 2003 De Sade ® (Period Drama/Biopic) Starring Anthony Hopkins and Kate Winslet Also Featuring Orlando Bloom, Michael Caine, Judi Dench, and Christina Ricci Directed by Joel Coen Screenplay by Ethan Coen and Joel Coen Projected Budget Range: $70-79 Million Planned Release Date: January Projected Box Office Receipts: $7.87 million (Opening Weekend) $42.00 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 11% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 3% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat BULLSHIT...the academy would be all over that...i guess the r rating affected it Well, in real life the subject matter would rule it out of the Oscars. Can't have a movie with explicit sexual content.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted July 2, 2003 Report Posted July 2, 2003 (edited) stupidest idea I've ever had: Rebel with Menopause (PG) (Chase/Coming of Age/Postmodern Angst) Starring Kathy Bates Also Featuring DMX Directed by Curtis Hanson Screenplay by John Logan Projected Budget Range: $0-1 Million Planned Release Date: September Projected Box Office Receipts: $9.20 million (Opening Weekend) $38.45 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 7% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: The CAP Ministry, CAP Alert a movie based on the movie that pissed me off more than anything else (and not because the movie sucked): Paradise Lost (PG-13) (Courtroom Drama/Biopic/True Story) Starring Jake Gyllenhaal Also Featuring Jason Schwartzman and Kieran Culkin Directed by Ron Howard Screenplay by John Logan Projected Budget Range: $1-10 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $6.55 million (Opening Weekend) $57.82 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 16% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 9% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat Edited July 2, 2003 by Ravenbomb
Guest the 1inch punch Posted July 2, 2003 Report Posted July 2, 2003 Fates ® (Comic Book/Revenge Fantasy/Horror/Thriller) Starring Guy Pearce and Jennifer Garner Also Featuring John Malkovich, Ron Perlman, Linda Cardellini, and Amanda Peet Directed by Robert Rodriguez Screenplay by Luc Besson and Joss Whedon Projected Budget Range: $90-99 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $12.88 million (Opening Weekend) $71.98 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 4% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Peter Travers, Rolling Stone Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Mick LaSalle, San Francisco Chronicle
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