Guest Dillon Likes Bossman Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 I'm going to Smackdown July 1st in Rochester. But before I go to the I'm going to a Borders book shop where Jim Ross will be signing copies of his new book. I was curious if any of you have any ideas of things I could do to fluster the former head of talent of WWE. Also sign Ideas for SD are appreciated.
Guest geniusMoment Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Tell him to slap his bitch wife for me.
Guest Dillon Likes Bossman Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 You have problems with his wife?
EL DANDY~! Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Buy him ribs...lots of ribs...so then he doesn't have to shill his BBQ sauce to us and he can use it all up on his own shit...
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Ask him what happened with Nathan Jones. "That guy was just a big failure eh?" "Er, yeah, I guess so" "I mean, holy shit, did that guy ever suck!" "He has some room for improvement, yes" "I mean, did he even wrestle (a) match? That's just bad!" "Yes, yes. Well, Jones is a survivor, he'll get through this." "Man, I'd HATE to be the dolt who signed him" "Oh for crying out loud it was a mistake! Can't a man make a mistake! Jesus Christ! Bah Gawd he had a good look!"
Guest UndertakerHart Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Say the following imitating JR's expression: Hoss Bubba Tough Stone Cold STUNNER Also ask him why was Diesel or Isaac Yankem under Kane's mask on Raw. Tell him A-Train is your favorite wrestler A-Train = Undisputed Champion Also, you're proud that the WWE supports HHH who has given so many memorable moments this year to the fans. I love the Sooners and whatever else they play in Oklamhoma. That should cover it.
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Ask him how him and Steph rotate on the blow jobs for HHH.
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Ask him to be your own personal JR. Tell him he can follow you around and shout his JR-isms at everyday occurrences.
Guest Anglesault Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 You know, as a normal man (ie, Not JR the cartoon announcer) I like Jim Ross. I hope this book goes well for him. "I mean, did he even wrestle (a) match? That's just bad!" He beat Bill DeMott with Hogan's big boot to the chest.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Who the hell is Bill Demott?
Guest Anglesault Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Hugh Morrus. What ever the fuck his real name is.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 OH, you mean that big guy who they jobbed all the cruiserweights to and did NOTHING with? That Bill Demott?
Guest tetsubeav Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Give your finisher to an old lady in the store then, based on his reaction, determine your heel/face status.
Guest NoSelfWorth Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Ask him how it feels to have become a complete joke, and to have turned into an utter parody of his former self. Ask him how it feels to verbally felate Vince McMahon in every interview he gives. Ask him how it feels to know that even dead, Gordon Solie is still a better commentator than he is.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 AAAAAHAHAH, oh that's sharp! Ask him what it's like to be HHH's fluffer.
Guest razazteca Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Pork > Beef > Chicken BBQ You hate BBQ sauce Propane > Charcoal Big 12 football sucks What was it like to work with Tony Schiavonie Christian is your favorite wrestler Where is Dr. Death
Guest Choken One Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 why cant he just tour with Foley and leave raw for awhile damn it? Ask him "Where can I find a good toga?"
Guest NoSelfWorth Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Ask him if when he had to kiss Vince's ass, it was hard to suppress his natural instinct to lick the crack.
Guest The Czech Republic Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Fook_Hing_Ho, you brought back Personal JR! (Reach out, touch HHH) Just ask about EVERY wrestler's football history. "Well what about ____" "and what about ____"you get the ddrift.
Guest NoSelfWorth Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Ask him when he's going to stop with the Two Face impression.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted June 28, 2003 Report Posted June 28, 2003 "If you had to choose between Test and Albert..."
Guest the r-train Posted June 28, 2003 Report Posted June 28, 2003 Is there some place I can find a schedule of his book tour or whatever? I would love it if he came to the Borders I work at somewhere down the line.
Guest CanadianChick Posted June 28, 2003 Report Posted June 28, 2003 "If you had to choose between Test and Albert..." Dude, he would *so* choose Albert.
Guest the pinjockey Posted June 28, 2003 Report Posted June 28, 2003 Do you really think Oklahoma would let you call their football games? If Booger Red was as tough as a government mule, but ran like a scalded dog would the world implode?
Guest CanadianChick Posted June 28, 2003 Report Posted June 28, 2003 If Booger Red was as tough as a government mule, but ran like a scalded dog would the world implode? Only if he were crazier than a pet coon.
Guest the pinjockey Posted June 28, 2003 Report Posted June 28, 2003 If Booger Red was as tough as a government mule, but ran like a scalded dog would the world implode? Only if he were crazier than a pet coon. And he ran around with a jezebel.
Guest Anglesault Posted June 28, 2003 Report Posted June 28, 2003 with one leg and a long tail in an ass kicking contest full of rocking chairs.
Guest JMA Posted June 28, 2003 Report Posted June 28, 2003 Ask him to be your own personal JR. Tell him he can follow you around and shout his JR-isms at everyday occurrences. I STILL want a personal JR. Why can't they be real?! Maybe when they perfect cloning. They should also be midget sized and have a carrying case.
Guest the pinjockey Posted June 28, 2003 Report Posted June 28, 2003 Just run up to him and yell: BAH GAWD BAH GAWD BLUE CHIP HOSS BAH GAWD!
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