The One and Only WWE SmackDown! Thread 6-3-03

[Guest AndrewTS]

Er, now that Gowan "has a contract," doesn't Vince REALLY HAVE HIM BY THE BALLS NOW??!

[Guest Choken One]

I'm sure Steph will contrcut the contract in his favor...

[Guest lomasmoney]

"thus killing the only appeal the guy has..."

-Choken One.

 

 

well it's better than him having to hop around all the time. Like someone said, his leg could snap from the weight. Besides i think people would know he had one real leg if had a big blue fake leg sticking out his stub.

[Guest Lil Naitch]

Er, now that Gowan "has a contract," doesn't Vince REALLY HAVE HIM BY THE BALLS NOW??!

Just ignore the little logical gaps, like the one where Stephanie could give "Mr. America" an iron clad contract w/out even seeing him, yet can't giv Zach one.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Eddie Guerrero Vs. Tajiri @ Vengeance?

[Guest Choken One]

Guess So..

 

It's not too late to have TBDTTP Vs Mega Powers 2 ya know!

[Guest Anglesault]

Guess So..

 

It's not too late to have TBDTTP Vs Mega Powers 2 ya know!

They are NOT the Mega Powers.

 

Stop giving the WWF the benefit of the doubt.

 

And if that is what they're going for, they suck at it.

[Guest Choken One]

It's just a nick name to give them...

[Guest Anglesault]

How about "The New Billy and Chuck"?

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVED that tag title match. Benjamin so owns.

 

Taker talking about paying dues... is this the same guy who debuted at Survivor Series and destoryed a whole team? The guy who had a big undefeated streak all leading up to a title win a year later?

 

Yeah, Eddie's heel turn is the dumbest thing this company has done this week (I'd say this month but, you know, it's only the 3rd). That crowd was so horny for him.

 

The second dumbest thing is Brock and Kurt.

 

Albert needs to be repackaged... or something...

 

I SOOOOOO did not love the Bashams tag match...

[Guest AndrewTS]

I can just picture Kurt coming into a sitcom house, hanging his hat on the rack, and saying "what a lousy freakin' day I had at work!"

 

*canned laughter*

 

Then Brock comes out of the kitchen in a pink apron and bitches about his day.

 

Then Kurt goes to the fridge, yanking out a gallon of milk...

 

We can have a Regal Man'sManish voice over saying: "He doesn't drink any wussy 2% or skim, oh no, nothing but WHOLE MILK for this Olympic hero, even if it is a few days past the expiration date."

 

Then Brock bitches at him for drinking right from the jug, etc, etc.

[Guest AndrewTS]

"Taker talking about paying dues... is this the same guy who debuted at Survivor Series and destoryed a whole team? The guy who had a big undefeated streak all leading up to a title win a year later?"

 

I guess his counts his shitty WCW and independent runs as paying dues.

 

He paid NONE whatsoever in the WWF, which makes this current gimmick so fucking full of bull.

[Guest Choken One]

Paid No DUES? Don't you remember 1993-1995 at all?

 

That is without a doubt the devil's form of Punishment

[Guest wildpegasus]

Eddy Guerrero rules the world. It's been said before but it has to be said again. Now that they've turned him heel, they have to make a main event level superstar in order for this turn to work out for the best.

 

Shelton Benjamin is going to be scary good. It's just a matter of time.

 

Anyway, does anyone think the reason the WWE didn't put the US title brackets up was because they didn't want to give away Eddy becoming a single wrestler? Naah, they probably just didn't know what they were doing.

[Guest Dangerous A]

The WWE should get Zach one of those super strong prostetic legs that can bend and is very sturdy. They are made out of a strong plastic.

Do any of you see WWE trying to market Zach Gowen prosthetic legs to children like they do with Mysterio masks?

 

I think they are sleazy enough.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

The WWE had a gimmick HANDED to them tonight with the crowd chanting "Cheat" and then Eddie cheats.... that would have gotten him over HUUUUUUUUGE.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

lol @ Dangerous A

 

Yeah, Eddie's heel turn is the dumbest thing this company has done this week (I'd say this month but, you know, it's only the 3rd). That crowd was so horny for him.

 

Well, Eddie was always a heel this year, the only reason why he started cheer for in the first place was when he fought Cena at the beginning of the year (forgot the date), Cena cut a heat promo on Green Bay and the fans wanted Eddie to kick his ass. The cheers followed after that.

[Guest Choken One]

Ya know...Maybe this WASN'T a heel turn if ya think about it...

 

If EDDY is known to CHEAT...and the fans LIKE that...wouldn't the fans i.e blind marks go "Holy SHit he killed Tajiri! EDDY! EDDY! EDDY!"

 

Maybe not.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

I am waiting for a white russian leg sweep by Zach using his leg.

[Guest Choken One]

I think Zach needs to wear the siglet again instead of the shorts...

[Guest JHawk]

Might I ask why people think they were going for a MegaPowers thing with Angle-Brock?

 

And yes, I was watching at the time, and there's no way in hell that's what they were doing.

 

Scott Steiner vs. Test. Now THAT was trying for the MegaPowers thing. And that sucked too.

[Guest Choken One]

I meant the whole...TWO BIG FACES become friends and partners and the CHAMPION (BROCK) grows Paranoid and turns...

[Guest JHawk]

That still doesn't fit because there's nothing really splitting them apart.

 

You could say the title, but it was there for Hogan-Savage too.

 

What, is Brock going to show a video of Angle grabbing the belt's ass or something?

[Guest candie45]

Well, it could have been worse. Trips was at the arena, afterall.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Quote RRR "The WWE had a gimmick HANDED to them tonight with the crowd chanting "Cheat" and than Eddie cheats...That would have gotten him over HUUUUUUUUGE."

 

That was awesome and would have gotten insanely over with the crowd. It's original and would help keep even skit fans' eyes glued to the screen. To me, I'm torn on the heel turn for Eddie. If it means a true push to the top which I'm quite cynical will actually happen than I'm for it. However, if it means he just stays on his current posistion on the card than I don't agree with turning him heel.The one person I feel bad though for is Tajiri. I don't see him going anywhere but down after this feud and he just simply doesn't deserve that treatment.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Eddie got bigger cheers as a face than as a heel (in the WWE) - this cannot be denied. The _only_ reason that the WWE turned him - and yes, they turned him - was because they don't know how to handle him.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Paid No DUES? Don't you remember 1993-1995 at all?

 

That is without a doubt the devil's form of Punishment

Being in shitty angles but still being put over huge doesn't mean you're paying dues.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

God, for once, could Vince just take our advice and remove Big Show from the main event.

 

I'd rather see A-Train Vs. Big Show than seeing Big Slob maineventing again. AGAIN.

 

Could somebody like write a letter or something to Vince / WWE?

[Guest AndrewTS]

The WWE should get Zach one of those super strong prostetic legs that can bend and is very sturdy.  They are made out of a strong plastic.

Do any of you see WWE trying to market Zach Gowen prosthetic legs to children like they do with Mysterio masks?

 

I think they are sleazy enough.

 

That reminds me of Keith proposing commemorative foam asses for Billy Gunn.

 

Which only haven't happened because Gunn will never be over enough.

[Guest AndrewTS]

I'm not complaining about the Triple Threat. It saves Angle/Brock II for Summerslam, and Big Show has actually appeared to be pretty badass as a heel.